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Join active listeners and self-appointed advice experts Charlie and Poppy as they provide counsel and share stories that are too good to keep under wraps. Oh, echt?
Episodes
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- Back to Basics · 1 h 1 minWe're back!!! Our only promise is to stop promising regular scheduling, we're not just letting ourselves down, we're letting you down. Returning to our familiar format for this…
- Bad Neighbours, Spaceships and Year in Review (So far...) · 40 minYeah we get it, we have been gone for ages! But you're lucky to get this ep we recorded in June where we look how the year is going so far. Enjoy!
- WhatsApp Admin · 57 min · Season 2 Episode 1Welcome to season two!!! We're proud to say this ascension day we've ascended to new audio heights (read: both mics worked all episode) On our first episode back we discuss…
- Spring has sprung · 54 minBack on our inconsistent schedule for episode 18!! Listen in for our best audio yet, bank transfers gone awry, animals on the bed and Charlie’s hot takes on springtime xo
- Eating on Public Transport & Gut Health · 17 minIn the second half of this episode we return to our famous 'Dutch-splain me' segment. The biggest question of the moment: 'Is it ok to eat on public transport?' and Poppy talks…
- New Year, No Structure · 23 minHappy new year everyone! We are easing into the year with a loosey goosey episode where we muse on what the new year holds for us and how many books Poppy can cram in (a…
- No such thing as a Day Off · 45 minKeeping you all on your toes with v.irregular programming, it's our second November episode! We provide advice for a live parcel thief situation this week and consider the…
- Probation period · 42 minWhat a treat for you this Friday! We are back with yet more advice and gossip - we dive into the frightening events that took place in Amsterdam with the police then tackle…
- Celebrity smörgåsbord · 1 h 2 minBack after a (temporary) hiatus for our longest episode yet. We discuss both contemporary and historical celebrity gossip stories and reflect on how they have shaped us into the…
- So painfully thin she could only have a cup of coffee for breakfast · 48 minToday we deal with the change of seasons, what to do about a less than friendly neighbour and what happens when you end up in the wrong bed.... Plus stay tuned for more musings…
- Get a personality! (w/Safiya Bashir) · 55 minOur very first and very special guest @safiya.haneenon the pod today!! We talk queer baiting, slow burns and houseplants. Plus a PSA to encourage picking up a hobby instead of…
- Watch where you put the paprika · 35 minIn our most combative episode yet (read: two disagreements) we plot roommate revenge and hear a historic tale of secret families: boomer edition.
- BTS · 40 minA peek behind the curtain today as we share our own stories and advice. We get vulnerable and discuss the obsession with looking young and the myth of an authentic self. Stick…
- Unqualified Pride · 42 minIn honour of Amsterdam Pride we provide advice to a reluctant pop music consumer and suggest how you might shut down heterosexism at work. We hear a bait 'n' switch story about a…
- A red blooded woman · 43 minLots on the docket today - what to do if you see a friend's partner on a dating app? What happens when you encounter a more than friendly barista at your local cafe? Plus we deep…
- We can't talk about the weather · 44 minThe Glastonbury review we know you've all been waiting for (please don't unfollow). Plus we air our unqualified opinions on faceblindness and unrequited meet-cutes.
- More Stonehenge than we expected · 39 minToday we're talking inter office dating and a man with a specific type. Plus a timely reminder that if you're going to Dutchsplain something, make sure you've done your research...
- I don't want a pen pal · 39 minWhat to do when something feels ~off? AKA trust your gut. Plus we weigh in on Taylor's domination and the weird obsession with our billionaires being relatable.
- Do you want to..? · 30 minSubmissions this week teach us that being sound can ultimately absolve you of (literal!!) debt. Plus we dole out some advice on fate and dating.
- Check your screensaver · 33 minWe ponder what to do if your friends are freezing you out for a petty reason. Plus the moral of our story this week; don't cry over spilled wine, even if it leads to you leaving…
