About this podcast
Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
Episodes
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- Episode 5: Memories We Forget · 1 h 31 min · Season 6 Episode 5A test of patience and reflection. A test of endurance and trust. A test of acceptance and faith. A test of humility. Four tests against memories and our basest instincts…
- Episode 4: Everybody Hates Minus · 58 min · Season 6 Episode 4Minus has revealed their true nature without the Disciplines of the Arcane Gate to keep them in check. How can the party defeat a foe with the power of time on their side?…
- Episode 3: Friends and/or Foes · 1 h 38 min · Season 6 Episode 3The Disciples of the Arcane Gate have tracked the team to the bowling alley at The Heart. Astro managed to disturb their portals, but for how long? And are they friends and/or…
- Episode 2: The Lanes · 1 h 44 min · Season 6 Episode 2Their two year journey has led them here - to The Heart. Here, time does not function by standard means. Our party must investigate this place to bring order back to their…
- Episode 1: Drawing Near · 1 h 20 min · Season 6 Episode 1Gon, the Dragonborn Cleric; Robyn, the Elven Barbarian; Astro, the Warforged Sorcerer; and Alf, the Human Sorcerer, Warlock, Cleric (yes, a triple multi-class), make camp in a…
- Episode 19: The Queen · 1 h 26 min · Season 4 Episode 19Lady Queen Demeter shows hospitality to her unwanted guests. She keeps insisting she’s Pookie’s mother, but what about Babe? Celestor also seems to have a history with the queen……
- Episode 18: The Mage · 1 h 17 min · Season 4 Episode 18A showdown in the dungeons! The party faces off against Calcifer, the court wizard, and the real fairies our team are impersonating. Will they make it out? Or will they make an…
- Episode 17: The Guard · 1 h 25 min · Season 4 Episode 17With the ice elemental and manticores out of the way, Team A is free to explore the castle. More familiar faces appear, but it was not the reunion they were hoping for. And where…
- Episode 16: The Court · 1 h 34 min · Season 4 Episode 16The extent of the castle’s defences are discovered. New enemies, old enemies, and old new enemies all stand before Team A/Team M/TeamMA. Content warnings for this week’s episode…
- Episode 15: The Hound · 1 h 22 min · Season 4 Episode 15The group’s investigations lead them through the portal in Flinder’s Street Station, but not before encountering a familiar face watching them. Content warnings for this week’s…
- Episode 14: Scrutinies · 1 h 21 min · Season 4 Episode 14Daryl investigates Ceres and Khione; Indigo works out the tape’s origins; Andres meets his mother; and Pookie plays Minecraft. Content warnings for this week’s episode includes…
- Episode 2: On the Way Up · 1 h 37 min · Season 5 Episode 2Memories slowly emerge as the party works their way through the dungeon. Their situation comes to light, but they must first rise against their captors. Not just for themselves…
- Episode 6: Happily Ever After? · 1 h 21 min · Season 5 Episode 6The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and…
- Episode 4: Fresh Air · 1 h 22 min · Season 5 Episode 4Accompanied by their newly charmed friend Clive, our party makes the arduous journey through the outback towards the terrible tower of T.K., which lies beyond precarious…
- Episode 3: The Captain's Conflict · 1 h 22 min · Season 5 Episode 3After the group’s confrontation with the guards, all that remains is the captain. What secrets does this prison hold about their past? And what will the team do with their…
- Episode 1: A Tale as Old as Time · 1 h 31 min · Season 5 Episode 1Welcome to our mini-series with Dungeon Master Jorja Odd! Four figures awaken in a dungeon with no recollection of how they got there. Meet Bailey, Douglas, Flour, and Olone as…
- Episode 5: The Terrible Tower · 1 h 8 min · Season 5 Episode 5The journey is almost at an end. All that remains now is to climb the windmill that is the terrible tower of T.K. and put a stop to their operation. But who is this elusive T.K.?…
- Episode 11: Behind the Velvet Rope · 1 h 24 min · Season 4 Episode 11Its time to get S.H.I.F.T.Y. at the Society for Humans Irreversibly and Fantastically Transformed Yearly! Our party must investigate Flinders Street Station and schmooze their…
- Episode 13: Behind the Veil · 1 h 31 minThe party realise their infiltration is barely hanging on by thinly veiled pleasantries and hasten their search. The cipher is completed and new discoveries are made. Content…
- Episode 12: Behind the Locked Door · 1 h 19 min · Season 4 Episode 12Andres, Indigo, and Pookie looked behind a door they shouldn’t have and are facing the consequences. Meanwhile, Daryl, Lorraine, and Misfit must outbid the competition to secure…







