Portmansheau
by Portmansheau
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720: Let Me Make You Some Spaghetti, and Then You Can Watch the…
720: Let Me Make You Some Spaghetti, and Then You Can Watch the…
About this podcast
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring:
Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.
Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness.
Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.
Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
Episodes
- 720: Let Me Make You Some Spaghetti, and Then You Can Watch the Horse Video. · 1 h 57 min · Episode 720Episode 720: Was Ep550 our worst singing episode ever? What are the ages of all the Wayans brothers? Andrew buys Puke a beanie. Geo Jim. Captain Picard and Donnie Iris died…
- 719: How Did Andrew Die? Well, He Was a Stubborn Retard. · 2 h 8 min · Episode 719Episode 719: Brett has a revelation after getting invited to VR mini-golf. The horse scene from “The Never Ending Story” scared all of our young minds. The internet dies for 45…
- 718: I’m a Cool Guy; I Like to Tell People What I Do · 1 h 49 min · Episode 718Episode 718: Bryan joins us to make us feel old. Brett had tourettes when getting out of his car; Puke just screams slurs in his house. Andrew makes us guess celebrities. Bryan…
- 717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables? · 1 h 48 min · Episode 717Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of…
- 716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point! · 1 h 43 min · Episode 716Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11…
- 715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp? · 2 h 16 min · Episode 715Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local…
- 714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits? · 2 h 21 min · Episode 714Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the…
- 713: Exponential Sclerosis · 2 h 10 min · Episode 713Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy…
- 712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other. · 1 h 57 min · Episode 712Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55…
- 711: Who’s To Say What Love Is? · 1 h 31 min · Episode 711Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City…
