About this podcast
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show, the comedy podcast that proves three decades of friendship, a few drinks, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for terrible decisions.
Hosted by lifelong best friends David and Joe, who have been causing problems together since second grade, The Pour Choices Show is what happens when over 29 years of inside jokes, questionable judgment, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm finally get microphones.
Every week, we tackle questions you didn’t know you needed answered, games you didn’t know you had to play, and conversations about things you definitely didn’t expect to care about. Expect dark humor, absurd debates, brutally honest hot takes, ridiculous stories, and two best friends feeding off each other until the conversation goes completely off the rails.
It’s uncensored, unfiltered, unapologetically ridiculous, and rarely headed anywhere productive.
Subscribe if you like comedy that occasionally crosses the line, arguments nobody needed to have, and watching two lifelong friends turn ordinary conversations into complete nonsense.
If you’re easily offended, this was probably a pour choice.
So, grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably make all week.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 117 episodes
- #142 YOU ARE A TOY! · 1 h 28 min · Episode 142How’s Our Driving? 🎃 HALLOWEEN GOATS, HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO & MOVIE QUOTES GONE WRONG! 🎃 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe celebrate Halloween by debating the…
- #141 OH DEAR, WE ARE IN TROUBLE · 1 h 22 min · Episode 141How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER TRIVIA, SWORDS VS DAGGERS & $10,000 TO RUIN SOMEONE'S YEAR! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate what officially makes a…
- #140 MAKE PODCASTS GREAT AGAIN! · 1 h 29 min · Episode 140How’s Our Driving? 🚨 5 MILLION VIEWS, AI TRUMP RALLIES & A POLAR BEAR-SIZED PENGUIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate how much money it would take to…
- #139 WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? · 1 h 41 min · Episode 139How’s Our Driving? 🚨 DAD JEOPARDY, $100 KIDS’ JACKETS & SCIENCE WITHOUT ETHICS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe are joined by James for an episode packed with…
- #138 ONE FINGER CHANGES EVERYTHING · 1 h 34 min · Episode 138How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AI, RANCH PACKETS, HARRY POTTER ROAST PANELS & BURNING SOYBEAN FIELDS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether tall boys are one…
- #137 JUST LET IT HAPPEN · 1 h 20 min · Episode 137How’s Our Driving? 🚨 WIZARD HAIRSTYLES, THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT & HOW MUCH AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe question why malls…
- #136 MARGARINE, CORNFLAKES, & EGGS · 1 h 37 min · Episode 136How’s Our Driving? 🚨 EXHAUSTIVE JOB HUNTS, YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE MOST USELESS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether starfish…
- #135 DO IT FOR DALE · 1 h 23 min · Episode 135How’s Our Driving? 🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions…
- #134 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW · 1 h 31 min · Episode 134How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER MUGGLE DRAMA, KEVIN BACON & BRAIN-BREAKING PARADOXES! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Chris question bartender tipping…
- #133 I DON'T MIND BUBBLES · 1 h 30 min · Episode 133How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NFL TRIVIA, BLIND RANKINGS & THE MOST CHAOTIC FOOTBALL HYPOTHETICALS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David, Chris, and Joe put their NFL knowledge to…
- #132 THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO'S NEXT · 1 h 39 min · Episode 132How’s Our Driving? 🚨 CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that…
- #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE? · 1 h 37 min · Episode 131How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean…
- #130 PORK CHOPS & APPLESAUCE · 1 h 21 min · Episode 130How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BABY GOAT TRANSFORMATIONS, THE KEVIN BACON THEORY & REAL-LIFE DAMAGE POINTS ! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the ideal time to…
- #129 12 POUNDS OF HAM & A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER · 1 h 28 min · Episode 129How’s Our Driving? 🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last…
- #128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID · 1 h 30 min · Episode 128How’s Our Driving? 🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSALS, BROWN-HEADED COWBIRDS, &REVISED COMPANY SLOGANS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we ask whether you can find something if you were…
- #127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON · 1 h 40 min · Episode 127How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of…
- #126 BREAKING & EXITING · 1 h 13 min · Episode 126How’s Our Driving? 🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to…
- #125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE · 1 h 19 min · Episode 125How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we…
- #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE · 1 h 18 min · Episode 124How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast…
- #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS! · 1 h 37 min · Episode 123How’s Our Driving? 🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online…
