Premeditated Patter
by Hawaii Fivo
Latest episode
The Junkie Roadshow: What We Learned From Scotland’s Darkest Corners
The Junkie Roadshow: What We Learned From Scotland’s Darkest Corners
About this podcast
Host Hawaii Five joins guests from various backgrounds, creeds and cultures. With conversation ranging from after-parties to the afterlife, Five & Co. unravel the wisdom behind scheme philosophy.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 106 episodes
- The Junkie Roadshow: What We Learned From Scotland’s Darkest Corners · 2 h 22 minIn this episode, Hawaii Fivo sits doon wi’ Sean Toal — host of Social Sessions, wrongful conviction survivor, and one of the most honest voices in Scotland’s recovery…
- The ENTIRE History Of The Scottish Prison System - Full Episode · 3 h 37 minStep inside the dark history of Scotland’s prison system – from public punishments and brutal Bridewells tae the birth of Barlinnie and beyond.In this episode we uncover…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - | SERIES FINALE | - HMP Addiewell · 20 minHMP Addiewell opened in 2008 as Scotland’s second private prison – sold as a “learning jail” focused on education and rehabilitation. But behind the promises came riots, staff…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Kilmarnock · 16 minHMP Kilmarnock made history in 1999 as Scotland’s first privately‑run prison. Promised as a modern solution tae overcrowding, it quickly became a lightning rod for controversy –…
- Nigel Farage, Fake Pregnancies & AI Lies – Society’s Been Catfished · 35 minIn this episode of Premeditated Patter, Hawaii Fivo dives head-first into the absolute chaos of modern life — from Kira Cousins faking a 9-month pregnancy to Nigel Farage pulling…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Cornton Vale, Stirling & Lillias · 16 minScotland’s women’s prisons have a history as complex as they are controversial. From Cornton Vale – once branded “the vale of death” after decades of suicides, overcrowding and…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Castle Huntly & Noranside · 12 minCastle Huntly and Noranside were Scotland’s open prisons – designed for low‑risk inmates preparing for release. From the historic castle setting of Huntly tae the converted…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Shotts · 14 minGo behind the walls of HMP Shotts – Scotland’s maximum-security prison built for the country’s most dangerous men. From its opening in the 1970s tae modern day, we explore the…
- The Rise and Fall of "I’m No a Billy He's a Tim" - The Scott Kyle Story · 2 h 32 minScott Kyle’s story is one of passion, pain and pure Scottish grit.He took I’m No a Billy, He’s a Tim — a play born from Glasgow’s sectarian divide — and turned it into a national…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Low Moss · 14 minFrom a wartime RAF base tae a modern prison, HMP Low Moss has one of the strangest histories in Scotland’s jail system. Once used as a temporary camp and later reopened as a…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Glenochil · 20 minStep inside HMP Glenochil – the Clackmannanshire jail that went from a detention centre for young offenders tae a high-security prison for Scotland’s most notorious inmates. We…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Saughton · 13 minUncover the history of Saughton Prison – from its Edwardian roots tae the modern-day controversies that still haunt its name. We dive into notorious sieges, shocking deaths in…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Greenock & Dumfries · 11 minIn this episode we explore the west coast prisons of HMP Greenock and HMP Dumfries. From Greenock’s role as a mixed prison with notorious escapes, riots and high‑profile…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMYOI Polmont & Longriggend · 19 minDiscover the full story of Polmont – Scotland’s most infamous Young Offenders Institution. From its beginnings as Blairlodge Academy tae its transformation into a Borstal and…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Craiginches, Inverness & Grampian · 15 minFrom the old jails of the north tae Scotland’s newest “super-prison,” this episode charts the story of HMP Craiginches, HMP Inverness and HMP Grampian. We uncover the grim…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Barlinnie · 23 minEnter the history of HMP Barlinnie – Scotland’s most notorious prison. Opened in 1882, “the Big Hoose” has seen it all: brutal regimes, riots, daring escapes, the feared Special…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - HMP Perth · 10 minDive into the history of HMP Perth – the “General Prison of Scotland” that once held every type of inmate, from petty thieves tae death row prisoners. Built in the 1800s, it…
- The ENTIRE HISTORY of the Scottish Prison System - The Bridewells · 8 minBefore Scotland built its great prisons, there were the Bridewells – grim holding cells where men, women and even weans were crammed in together. From filthy conditions and hard…
- The TRUTH Behind My Podcast With Terry Stone... · 39 minRecently I featured on an episode of, "The Criminal Connection Podcast" with Terry Stone where I delved into my past experiences in prison and the scheme. The podcast was…
- Broken Bones & A Fractured Past — How A Scheme BoyTurned Pain Into Power · 2 h 11 minIn this raw and inspiring episode, we sit doon wi’ Aiden Bryson fae the east end of Glasgow — a bareknuckle boxer who smashed his way tae victory despite breaking both his wrists…
