Professionally Silly
by Pionaire Podcasting
Latest episode
THEY F*CKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT!!!
THEY F*CKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT!!!
About this podcast
Do you enjoy the paranormal, true crime stories, and the occasional dumbassery?! Maybe you wanna hear some real life drama or perhaps you’re in need of some advice. The Professionally Silly podcast has it all!
Your audible boo thang Amber “Smiles” Jones is here to shoot the sh*t with you. I’m a geriatric millennial comedian with alot to say. With my assorted topics, you’ll never be bored and always surprised!
Join the silly and SUBSCRIBE to the Professionally Silly podcast where I take my silliness seriouly. Text/call 805-664-1828 Email me at [email protected]
Episodes
The newest 50 of 465 episodes
- THEY F*CKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT!!! · 32 minSome people just need to f*ck around and find out! We’re diving into some wild FAFO stories, checking in to see what our listeners are up to, and apparently GTA 6 is up to…
- LISTENER EPISODE: INSPIRATION & SILLINESS · 30 minI'm answering your emails and DMs, showing y'all some love, and getting a little disrespectful with a special Disney Villain FMK edition. Who's getting married, who's getting…
- THE REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION BEHIND FREDDY KRUEGER · 34 minFreddy Krueger’s creepy real-life inspiration, Soulja Boy wants to run for PRESIDENT, and my homegirl has officially declared my titties OLD! From nightmare fuel to political…
- CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES · 43 minWe’re playing Halloween FMK with Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger & Ghostface! Celebrities spill their creepy ghost stories, and apparently, there’s a RETREAT FOR FARTS?! This…
- HILARIOUS HALLOWEEN STORIES!!! · 41 minHalloween stories and neighborhood nonsense. We’re getting silly with a new “Have Ya Heard About?” Down the Street Edition, featuring a hilarious Nextdoor story straight from my…
- WHAT DID THEY SEE WHEN THEY DIED?! · 39 minThey DIED… and came back with stories! What did they see on the other side? We’re talking near-death experiences, Gen Z quitting jobs in the most UNHINGED and entertaining ways…
- THE TRICK OR TREATER · 38 minFired for being 6 minutes late… so naturally, he got REVENGE. We also find out what your appetizer behavior says about your personality, and I’ve got a creepy Halloween story…
- BROOKLYN JONES JOINS THE SILLY · 1 h 8 minBrooklyn Jones joins the show for a hilarious episode filled with an “Am I The Asshole?” debate, a bizarre office fish incident that landed a cop in trouble, and a chaotic game…
- LISTENER EMAILS: PETTINESS AND ROLLED ANKLES · 31 minWe got a brand-new Question of the Week, and baby, y’all already know I’m about to have y’all questioning your whole life with my random silliness! We’re also talking about my…
- MY DAD JOINS IN ON THE SILLY · 1 h 6 minMy dad is in the building! I decided to put his general knowledge to the test. We talk about the passenger who got duct-taped to his seat, reveal why people thought Reese…
- BIZARRE SEX FETISHES PART 3 · 46 minWe’ve got a brand-new Question of the Week with an FMK twist, bizarre sex fetishes and kinks that’ll have you questioning humanity, and a KFC x Flamin’ Hot Cheetos food collab…
- LIVE: TOPIC ROULETTE…P. SILLY STYLE · 57 minThis podcast episode is going to be different because we are live on the Professionally Silly YouTube channel! We will spin a wheel to decide this week's topics! From tasty food…
- THE CURIOUS HISTORY OF THE OUIJA BOARD · 41 minWe’re getting into the history behind everyone’s favorite supernatural talking board, plus more weirdness along the way… including fried chicken-flavored Oreos!
- WE’VE ALL GOT SECRETS AND BAGGAGE!!! · 49 minSecrets, roast dinners at the movies, and one VERY questionable “bedroom” question of the week.
- CANNIBAL CAFE: ARMIN MEIWES · 58 minThe 48-ounce Dunkin’ coffee bucket has an update! Somehow, some people consent to being cannibalized, and one man goes full superhero by jumping off a 40-foot bridge to save a…
- THE TEN-CENT BEER NIGHT RIOT · 51 minReality called in sick for this episode, Smiles Squad! We're talking about a driver who crashed into a wall painted to look like a road, the legendary and drunken chaos of 10…
- REAL LIFE PARANORMAL ENCOUNTERS · 39 minFrom chilling real-life ghost encounters and the surprising return of MySpace to cats playing musical instruments, and whatever delightful chaos wanders into the conversation…
- HAVE YA HEARD ABOUT #1: MEXICAN BATMAN AND MORE!! · 42 minMexican Batman is patrolling the streets, a guy set a building on fire with his penis, a sex toy brought out the Bomb Squad, and more! Buckle up for another wild ride filled with…
- BIZARRE SEX FETISHES PART 2 · 42 minIt's time to dust off the WTF Wheel and let chaos take the driver's seat! Will we land on the bizarre world of the Teletubbies, uncover the legend of Mexican Batman, or break…
- CREEPY FACTS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW · 35 minSome facts are fascinating... until they haunt your brain forever. This episode is packed with creepy facts you probably didn't want to know, a surprising look at how much…
- LISTENER EMAILS: PRANKS, GOOD NEWS AND MORE!!! #1 · 28 minThis week on Professionally Silly, I've got stories to tell! I’ve got a segment from the Q Morning Crew Morning Show that you definitely don't want to miss…They made me cry. What…
- THEY WERE CAUGHT CHEATING!!! LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA. · 1 h 1 minPeople are out here making some truly questionable life choices, and naturally, we're gonna talk about it. From ridiculous human behavior to cheaters getting caught in the act…
- Valley of the Headless Men: Canadian Urban Legend · 32 minOne legendary game is making a comeback, and gamers are losing their minds! Then we're heading north to Canada for a chilling urban legend. That and more!
- HE WAS TRAPPED UNDER WATER FOR 3 DAYS!!! · 39 minWe are covering the absolute spectrum of human experience today, folks. From internal existential crises to international wild headlines, I’ve got it all! Dear Me (And You): A…
- HORRIBLE DATING STORIES LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!! · 1 h 2 minThis LIVE episode was all over the place in the best way! LIVE at Trelawny Fusion Kitchen in Stockbridge, GA, we tried to guess the prices of ridiculous Balenciaga products in…
- LET'S JUDGE STRANGERS WITH "AM I THE A-HOLE" STORIES!!! · 26 minA donut shop is bringing back Supersize! We break down some absolutely unhinged “Am I The Asshole?” stories, and argue over who’s the worst person alive. That and more silly…
- WE'RE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!! · 42 minToday we react to people making spectacularly dumb decisions, play a chaotic Disney Princess edition of FMK, and unleash enough silliness to make your brain explode… with laughter.
- UNHINGED NEIGHBOR STORIES!!! · 30 minInvisible fried chicken is apparently real, but it feels like a little much. Plus, we swap horror stories about terrible neighbors that’ll make you appreciate the people on your…
- PRANKS GONE WRONG AF!!!. · 24 minSoda and coffee create a drink that feels illegal, the police got people side-eyeing, and pranks go completely off the rails. If you’re here for laughs and bad decisions, press…
- THIS GUY JUST WOUDLN'T DIE!!! · 38 minThis episode is a whole ride. I’m calling out a company that scammed me (and they’re supposed to support Black women), sharing the peanut butter tequila that changed my life, and…
- CONFESSIONS & CONSEQUENCES!! LIVE AT TFK IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!! · 40 minGet ready for an unfiltered night as we dive into "The Cup," where our live audience picks the boldest adult questions and darkest secrets for us to answer on the spot.
- IT'S TIME TO GET PETTY!! · 25 minThis episode got EVERYTHING: a vacuum emergency, hella petty stories, and some good news to keep your heart intact,
- HE WAS TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR FOR 41 HOURS!!! · 41 minWe got laptops acting up, Megan Thee Stallion teaming up with Nickelback, and a man stuck in an elevator for 41 hours. What more do you need? Hit play and let’s get silly.
- BREAKUP FEES & BOLD FACE LIES!! LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE, GA!!! · 1 h 0 minWe talked about men in China paying breakup fees, pulled wild adulting questions from a cup with the audience, and exposed the most DIABOLICAL lies men have ever told. Not little…
- CREEPY CHILDREN SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!!! · 27 minKids are out here saying things that will make you check your security cameras and maybe your ancestry. Then we discover an urn that plays music… because apparently even in the…
- FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN… WHO’S THE A-HOLE!? · 32 minPress play if you like your podcasts the way Florida likes its headlines: unhinged and unforgettable. Your vacuum cleaner will never look the same again.
- HILARIOUS HORRIBLE REVIEWS & A DEMONIC LOOKING BLOW UP DOLL!!! · 32 minMusic blessings, haunted house listings, and customers leaving wild reviews and management responding with a side of petty. Pull up a chair. This episode gets wild.
- I THINK I SPOKE TO MARILYN MONROE'S GHOST AT THE HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL!!! · 48 minFrom high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. Bring snacks. Maybe…
- Two Weeks Notice Energy: "MY JOB SUCKS" Stories!!! · 44 minThis week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were…
- FACTS AND STATS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED ABOUT!!! · 42 minA convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never…
- VALENTINE'S DAY IS A LIE!!! THE DARK HISTORY BEHIND V-DAY · 35 minWendy’s shows love with free stuff, people make terrible choices that land them in the hospital, and Valentine’s Day gets exposed for the shady holiday it really is. Sweet, dark…
- UNHINGED DATING STORIES: "HE PEED IN HER BED!!!" · 38 minToday, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel…
- EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT PART 2 · 31 minPart 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit goes where humans shouldn’t. Then we spiral into Gremlins 3 being real and meet the woman who lived 23 years on only…
- EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT!!! · 36 minDeadly destinations, techy nails, and chaotic holiday ads. Hit play… and maybe stay home!
- LA LLORONA "THE WEEPING WOMAN": HISPANIC FOLKLORE · 28 minWe spill La Llorona’s tea, praise Spain for paid period leave, and celebrate Megan Thee Stallion’s Hot Girl CEO era. Spooky, silly, and full of business. By the way, mind your…
- TEKE TEKE: JAPANESE URBAN LEGEND · 33 minWe dip our toes into a Japanese Urban Legend, Teke Teke! I learned that she’s terrifying and why we should all hide under our beds!
- NEW YEAR'S BELIEFS THAT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE!!! · 32 minWe’re breakin’ down weird mind tricks, sneaky body hacks, and New Year’s beliefs so wild they make midnight feel a bit suspicious!
- THE DARKSIDE OF CHRISTMAS PART 2...BUT IT GETS WORSE!!! · 37 minThis week is unfiltered chaos. Sexyy Red drops a lip gloss line with wild names, a DoorDash driver uses pepper spray like seasoning, and we dive back into Part Two of THE DARK…
- THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS!!! · 35 minChristmas isn't to be f***ed with this year! Things just got dark!
- UNEXPLAINED HEART-WARMING EXPERIENCES · 28 minThis week, we dive into wholesome hauntings, unexplained moments that hit you in the feels, and why GTA 6 just became the LGBTQ+ ally none of us expected. It’s spooky, sweet, and…
