Rat Diaries
by Rachael Weber
Dear Diary: The D4vd Case, Emilie Kiser, UPS, & the Clockout App
About this podcast
Welcome to Rat Diaries. A podcast by Rachael Weber & a new episode EVERY TUESDAY.
Why Rat Diaries? Well, this podcast is dedicated to my departed pet rat, Eloise.
At age 10, I had a pet rat named Eloise (named after Eloise, from the movie Eloise at Christmas). She was white with black spots, enjoyed mini pancakes & yogurt drops, and was the closest thing to a chihuahua that my parents would let me have as a pet.
This rodent single-handedly created my identity and made me a Rat Girl. Welcome to Rat Diaries.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 86 episodes
- Dear Diary: The D4vd Case, Emilie Kiser, UPS, & the Clockout App · 26 minHOLA RATS! On this episode, Rachael discusses the D4vd case - D4vd is a popular American singer & the body of 15 year old girl was found in his Tesla at a tow yard... wild & sad…
- Dear Diary: I went to the Vegas Sphere · 29 minIn this episode, Rachael discusses her recent visit to the Las Vegas Sphere where she saw the Wizard of Oz movie... she gives her FULL opinion of the Sphere & whether or not its…
- Dear Diary: Was the Moon Landing Real? · 33 minOn this episode, Rachael discusses her favorite conspiracy theories... was the moon landing real? What about Area 51? Was Bob Lazar lying? SO MANY QUESTIONS for a baby rat brain…
- Dear Diary: I HAVE RINGXIETY! · 28 minHowdy Rats. On this episode, Rachael discusses the self-diagnosed condition that she has... Ringxiety. Things you say/think if you have Ringxiety: "When am I getting engaged?!"…
- Dear Diary: 2016 is TRENDING & I'm a mommy? · 23 minHi Rats, On this episode, Rachael dives into her recent bachelorette party that she attended, talks about her spirit child (?) and how she's ready for children (To her family &…
- Dear Diary: My BF Put A Pull-Up Bar in our Bedroom · 21 minIn this delightfully unfiltered episode of Rat Diaries, Rachael returns from a podcast break with fresh reflections—live from her perfectly fluffed bed. She dives into the chaos…
- 7th Grade Problems that Felt Like the End of the World · 27 minIn this episode, I give a little 4th of July recap with her ~interesting~ neighbors. Then I dive into a full-on nostalgia spiral about all the things that felt like a huge deal…
- Dear Diary: I let ChatGPT Interview Me · 31 minOn this episode Rachael lets ChatGPT interview me... and it's WILD how much it knows about me.
- Dear Diary: Planning Our Future Wedding...Sort of (ft. Nick) · 46 minIn this episode, Rachael is joined by her boyfriend Nick for a slightly chaotic deep dive into their very different visions of the perfect wedding. Spoiler alert: Nick's ideas…
- Dear Diary: Tony Soprano, lower-back pain, and Emilie Kiser · 28 minIn the episode of rat diaries, I discuss my obsession with Sopranos & confesses my love for Tony Soprano (who doesn't love a powerful Italian man). I also dive into my lower back…
- Dear Diary: Jon Hamm's hot & I miss Gauchos (feat. Athena) · 51 minDear Diary, On this episode I got to hang with Athena—my ride-or-die and fellow rat queen. We laughed (a lot), vented about the emotional rollercoaster of home renovations…
- Dear Diary: Saying goodbye to living alone · 31 minIn this episode, Rachael gets candid about why she hates birthday parties, her recent Vegas trip where she shockingly didn't get carded (AM I OLD?), and a surprise run-in with an…
- Dear Diary: Making a Dramatic Career Jump with Krystal · 1 h 5 minIn this episode, Rachael chats with Krystal, Studio Manager at Body Politik — a Lagree fitness studio in Scottsdale, AZ. Krystal shares her inspiring journey of making a bold…
- Dear Diary: Remi Bader got Cancelled & Why do I have bad BO? · 35 minAlright rats, LISTEN UP... here's the rundown for the episode. I'm giving you bullet points so you can cruise through and know what you're walking into. • Talk about my best…
- Dear Diary: There was a MURDER and I think I'm a hoarder · 26 minOk, I feel like these episode descriptions REALLY don't do the episode any justice, I swear this episode is interesting but after writing the description... I literally made it…
- Dear Diary: I have a Stalker & Sean Lowe got attacked by his dog · 28 minOn this episode, Rachael discusses her recent trip to Chicago for work where she literally had a STALKER. She also discusses break up season - why are so many people getting…
- Dear Diary: What it's really like being a fitness instructor (Feat. Athena) · 1 h 24 min · Season 2 Episode 11In this episode of Rat Diaries, Rachael is joined by her bestie Athena, who's been teaching lagree for five years, to spill all the behind-the-scenes tea on being an instructor…
- Dear Diary: Alex Cooper's Unwell Network is... Unwell · 51 min · Season 2 Episode 10On this episode, Rachael discusses Alex Cooper's 'The Unwell Network', the podcast network that Cooper, host of podcast "Call Her Daddy", launched in 2023. Rachael shares her…
- Dear Diary: Culty Spin Studios & Middle School Sports · 34 min · Season 2 Episode 9In this episode, Rachael looks back on the hilarity of middle school sports—how she dreamed of being a sporty girl but failed at just about every game. Despite never truly…
- Dear Diary: First Loves, Heartbreak & Bieber Fever · 36 min · Season 2 Episode 8In honor of Valentine's Day, in this episode, Rachael tells ALL about her first loves, childhood crushes, and middle school "relationships"—from her kindergarten heartbreak (lol…







