Results Will Vary
af Russell Bates
Time Traveler Advice w/ The Odd Hour (Season 1 Finale!)
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A Good, Bad and Ugly Advice Podcast
Life's diverse problems require diverse solutions, so advice wunderkind Russell Bates and his rotating cohort of guest advisors strive to give listener submitted questions the options for any problem. Why limit yourself to the sensible, sincere and "smart" advice we give? Why be suffocated by the idiotically futile recommendations we provide? And why suppress the thoughts of the deepest, darkest, and dustiest corners of our brains? Why choose one of these when you can have ALL of them? So take what you can as we give you The Good, Bad and Ugly advice you deserve
But in all reality, no advice should be taken from this comedy show just meant to help you laugh. Even the good advice should be taken with a Mediterranean grain of salt. But if you do take advice, just remember that RESULTS WILL VARY.
You can send in questions to be read on the show along with any comments or suggestions at [email protected]
You can follow us on Instagram @resultswillvarypod and you can find Russell @itsrussellbates
Episodes are released every other Wednesday starting January 1st, 2025
PS: Russell here! Thank for even coming to this page to check it out. This is all produced, edited and promoted on my own as my little ramshackle labor of love. Of course I couldn't do it with my incredible guests who really have warmed my heart to even give this a shot. And thank you. Im not expecting anyone to listen to this but if you do, know that it means the world to me and I'm so grateful for you. But anyway, if you do listen I really hope you enjoy!
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- Time Traveler Advice w/ The Odd Hour (Season 1 Finale!) · 1 t. 3 min.Odd Hour Podcast joins RWV in a more metaphysical sense than others in the season 1 finale! Gonna take some time to focus on myself so I can come back and give a product better…
- Private Investigators Stakeout For Advice w/ Maddy Lanning & Sara Dirks · 1 t. 12 min. · Episode 19Don't have the will to right a funny bio! Trust me this is a funny one but I know no one is here so It was fun for us. If you do listen, know that you mean a lot to me and help…
- Evil D&D Monsters Give Advice On Dungeon Life w/ Aadil Patel & Nikoli Hovorka · 1 t. 7 min. · Episode 18Russell here! Thanks for your patience last week when I wasn't able to get out a show :( I was very overwhelmed with work, school and life in general that this needed to go on…
- Saltwater's Beach Bum Dive Head First Into Advice w/Yzzy Zarate & Rae Smith · 51 min. · Episode 17Hey! Still stuck in the closet but hope to get out soon buuuut I had my friend at Saltwater beach record some advice for me! They talk how it is best to be a beach bum, what they…
- Rat Advice Panel w/Manu Padma & Heather Marie Vitale · 60 min. · Episode 16Hey everyone Russell here! I can't get out an episode this week because I have been stuck in the closet. I wanted still to get something out to you guys so I enlisted some of my…
- RWV Ep 15 - Salmonella Slices W/ Trey Rotert & Cole Elbel · 56 min. · Episode 15A generous sprinkling of ashes on this one. Hope you enjoy! Find Trey & Cole's improv team @lithium_improv on Insta. It was very cool to meet both of them, hear their stories and…
- RWV Ep 14 - Beat Miami Heat Meat On A Neat Seat In Crete Type Sheet w/Natalie Galde & Jeff Quintana · 45 min. · Episode 14First time guest Jeff Quintana (and Antonio Robinson) join our first ever returning guest Natalie Glade in getting super mad at me! We talk (or yell) about inflatable dino…
- RWV Ep.13 - Strike It All From The Record w/Fake Ass Podcast · 49 min. · Episode 13(Lil Disclaimer : We joke on some sensitive topics in this one. It's no stupid hate speech, Joe Rogan Ass, straight guy stand up "comedian" based douchbag stuff, but I'd thought…
- RWV Ep.12 - Becoming The Clothes Monster w/ Olivia Rog & Dylan Schueler · 37 min. · Episode 12Olivia Rog & Dylan Schuyler of Red Light School District and I talk about the ones that get away and how to chase them, particularly with you draped in various sweaters, belts…
- RWV Ep.11 - Woke Volleyball Buddha w/Dylan Morris & Ahaaz Khalid · 42 min. · Episode 11Dylan Morris & Ahaaz Khalid of Red Light School District join me in giving advice on how to deal with doubt under the big game, What's the best railroad tracks to sleep on? and…
- RWV Ep.10 - Three Uncles, One Bed w/Rocco Meo & Conner Sno · 53 min. · Episode 10TEN EPISODES! Thank you so much for coming along to this milestone and hope to see you at the next! In this episode we have Rocco Meo & Conner Sno give advice on how to deal with…
- RWV Ep.9 - FORE! w/Skylar Harts & Adam Cox · 39 min. · Episode 9Skylar Harts & Adam Cox join me in giving advice to some higher end "listeners" with their love life, golf habits and fancy dress anxiety! Of course we aimed for Par, but one to…
- RWV Ep.8 - Olympic Sanctioned Zoo Wrestling w/Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden · 45 min. · Episode 8Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden join me in this clean cut, no funny business and good sportsmanship episode of RWV! Before having them help our three psycho listeners with their…
- RWV Ep.7 - Bro Ice Your Girles In The Basement w/Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes · 50 min. · Episode 7Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes join me in advising a spring breaker in quite a predicament. We talk flavored Oxygen bars, multi level marketing air piracy and how Kae & Kristin…
- RWV Ep.6 - This One's For Us w/Tyler Bates & Chris Parsons · 43 min. · Episode 6Dear Future Tyler, Russell & Chris... I wanted to have you two on the pod because you're some of my favorite people ever. At time of recording this we're all in pivotal stages of…
- RWV Ep.5 - Two 20 Year Old Men Lecture Mother About Giving Birth w/Natalie Galde & Alec McKay · 49 min. · Episode 5Natalie Glade & Alec McKay join me on a whiplash of honestly good insights into what we value in life and how to seize control to your humanity in an ever nullifying world then…
- RWV Ep.4 - The Peacockining w/Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat · 33 min. · Episode 4Love is in the air and its getting hard to breath! In this special Valentines Edition of Results Will Vary, unqualified Love Gurus, Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat join me to…
- RWV Ep.3 - Nebraskan Capital w/Rachel Berkey & Sawyer Wade · 45 min. · Episode 3Join us as Russell and his Co-Advisors, Rachel and Sawyer, take a trip around the Union as they laugh at papel dominancy and the concept of bald people! All while waiting for…
- RWV Ep.2 - Pillowside Bananas w/Aadill Patel & Josh Katz · 40 min. · Episode 2Russell and his co-council, Aadill Patel & Josh Katz, get deep into character as utter buffoons giving you advice. Whether it be warming your apartment by fracking for oil…
- RWV Ep.1 - Threaten To Marry Your Boss w/Manu Padma & Frank Floski · 39 min. · Episode 1In the inaugural episode of Results Will Vary, I, Russell Bates, and the first guest advisors Manu Padma and Frank Floski look to bring their best, worst and most backward crazy…







