About this podcast
Each week Paige and Todd review a romantic movie and break down the good, the bad, and the funny. Give it a listen, we’ll have you at hello.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 328 episodes
- 328 - Steel Magnolias · 1 h 58 min · Episode 332“Joke’s on you, Ouiser. I’ll eat this armadillo ass all day!” This week’s most romantic movie is... Steel Magnolias. This film has everything: baby Jesuses separated at birth…
- 327 - The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas · 1 h 32 min · Episode 331“This movie is a drag show. There’s even a wig snatch in it.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. This film has everything: An…
- 326 - 9 to 5 · 1 h 55 min · Episode 330"Have you ever threatened to shoot your boss's penis off?"This week’s most romantic movie is... 9 to 5. This film has everything: misdemeanor corpse debates, Token Debbie's, And…
- 325 - Only You · 1 h 22 min · Episode 329“You cannot tell if someone is fuckable just by elbow pads.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Only You. This film has everything: bat-prescribed Pixy Stix diets…
- 324 - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark · 1 h 41 min · Episode 328“We all fucked each other and now it's weird.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. This film has everything: infant smoky-eye glam, municipal…
- 323 - Once Bitten · 1 h 24 min · Episode 327“We fed it buttons until it shit a suit.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Once Bitten. This film has everything: A toothy debriefing, first-class Red Vines, And…
- 322 - The Witches of Eastwick · 1 h 33 min · Episode 326“I don't know if she can actually play cello, but I do believe she had sex with it.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Witches of Eastwick. This film has everything…
- 321 - Mrs. Winterbourne · 1 h 20 min · Episode 324“My mother's maiden name is LeBaron, and when my friend found that out, he called me Chrysler for three years.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Mrs. Winterbourne. This film…
- 320 - The Rocketeer · 1 h 33 min · Episode 323“He can't have a dick made of magic and money.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Rocketeer. This film has everything: Handsaw helmet engineering, jetpack chicken nuggets…
- 319 - Rock-a-Doodle · 1 h 44 min · Episode 322“If you think teeth are bad on nursing, try a beak.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Rock a Doodle. This film has everything: Lisa Frank vomit spells, TARDIS rooster…
- 318 - Labyrinth · 1 h 25 min · Episode 321"What's Bowie gonna do with that baby"This week's most romantic movie is... Labyrinth. This film has everything: environmental fart math, size-magic pharmaceuticals, And arboreal…
- 317 - Sing Street · 1 h 29 min · Episode 320"Your crucifixion maxing, bro.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Sing Street. This film has everything: celestial class warfare, postmortem party planning, And vampire…
- 316 - Legend · 1 h 40 min · Episode 319“I guess I'll just die then”This week’s most romantic movie is... Legend. This film has everything: combustible studios, darkness wrecking balls, And hoop-ready couture. If you…
- 315 - Something Wild · 1 h 29 min · Episode 318“This man is not analog. He's rich.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Something Wild. This film has everything: mandatory funeral serenades, lethally sexy sharks, And…
- 314 - Sense and Sensibility · 2 h 6 min · Episode 317“I could make it 100% better in just four words: Directed by Baz Luhrmann.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Sense and Sensibility. This film has everything: front diapers…
- 313 - Letters to Juliet · 1 h 32 min · Episode 316“I’d recognize that dick print a mile away.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Letters to Juliet. This film has everything: conveniently widowed vineyard owners, WW2 era…
- 312 - You, Me & Tuscany · 1 h 24 min · Episode 315“The first act of this movie is not a rom-com. It’s the perfect crime.”This week’s most romantic movie is... You, Me & Tuscany. This film has everything: Victorian raccoon crime…
- 311 - Love in the Villa · 1 h 10 min · Episode 314“Did you just take Barbarian and control-all ‘murder’ to put in ‘kissing’?”This week’s most romantic movie is... Love in the Villa. This film has everything: cheese trafficking…
- 310 - Under the Tuscan Sun · 1 h 37 min · Episode 313“Pasta is the warmest color.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Under the Tuscan Sun. This film has everything: literal duckface, mean compliments, And way too much writer…
- 309 - Roman Holiday · 1 h 34 min · Episode 312“She is a clown blazer away from just a full ass clown suit.”This week's most romantic movie is... Roman Holiday. This film has everything: emergency bangs consultations…
- 308 - RENT · 1 h 56 min · Episode 311“Good food made by great people who made bad decisions.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Rent. This film has everything: Window Pains, Killer songs, And Cows on the right…
- 307 - Dicks The Musical · 1 h 37 min · Episode 310“I’ll shoot it, Paige. It’s my Roomba.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Dicks the Musical, featuring special guest Danielle Perez. This film has everything: Homemade sand…
- 306 - Kissing Jessica Stein · 1 h 47 min · Episode 309“What is the outside of a cheese stick if not a cheese condom?”This week’s most romantic movie is... Kissing Jessica Stein. This film has everything: equine flatulence, attendee…
- 305 - Brokeback Mountain · 2 h 3 min · Episode 307“I think Ang Lee has some sort of tear fetish."This week’s most romantic movie is... Brokeback Mountain. This film has everything: Alma the Elder, rodeo-clown rejection, And…
- 304 - Troy · 1 h 43 min · Episode 306“It was wild to me that when they get there, they didn’t try the 'Helen Who' defense.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Troy. This film has everything: Cutting edge fighting…
- 303 - Lady Chatterley's Lover · 1 h 45 min · Episode 304“Please, sir, can I have some less?”This week's most romantic movie is... Lady Chatterley's Lover. This film has everything: Gushed-up getaways, God-approved marriage counseling…
- 302 - The Count of Monte Cristo · 1 h 32 min · Episode 303“Satan has a summer home in his voice box.”This week's most romantic movie is... The Count of Monte Cristo. This film has everything: Terrible sense of directions, Montel-style…
- 301 - Pride and Prejudice · 1 h 53 min · Episode 302“Foiled again by our own made up rules.”This week's most romantic movie is... Pride and Prejudice. This film has everything: Darcy’s opinion kink, historically accurate boredom…
- 300 - Titanic · 2 h 18 min · Episode 301“Is it like a hubris Bermuda Triangle over there?”This week's most romantic movie is... Titanic. This film has everything: Nudes leaked by the news, Ghost Math, And makeout-based…
- 299 - Basic Instinct · 1 h 52 min · Episode 300“Everyone went to Berkeley.”This week's most romantic movie is... Basic Instinct. This film has everything: way too much DNA, murder-for-profit royalties, And the interrogation…
- 298 - Eyes Wide Shut · 1 h 56 min · Episode 299“Every cafe he walks into looks like it’s about to have a poetry slam.”This week's most romantic movie is... Eyes Wide Shut. This film has everything: wallet-sized stethoscopes…
- 297 - The Housemaid · 1 h 51 min · Episode 298“You better keep that pulp away.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Housemaid. This film has everything: Plate guys, Dalmatian coats, And the most evil “I know” in movie…
- 296 - Indecent Proposal · 1 h 34 min · Episode 297“I felt like I was sitting in a lecture that was being given by Elon Musk.”This week's most romantic movie is... Indecent Proposal. This film has everything: gumball machines…
- 295 - Crossroads · 1 h 59 min · Episode 296“I’m like, 100% sure that’s the exact same excuse R. Kelly used. It didn’t work for him either.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Crossroads. This film has everything…
- 294 - Drive Me Crazy · 1 h 51 min · Episode 295“Hey, will you stop reading the stage directions and start reading your lines, please?”This week’s most romantic movie is... Drive Me Crazy. This film has everything…
- 293 - Wild Things · 1 h 47 min · Episode 294“Is this what it was like to be Matt Dillon in the 90s"This week’s most romantic movie is... Wild Things. This film has everything: Versailles beach heels, an IQ score that makes…
- 292 - Romeo Must Die · 1 h 47 min · Episode 293“He just is at hardware store like Christian Gray buying all the zip ties.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Romeo Must Die. This film has everything: a heroine with…
- 291 - Love Jones · 1 h 57 min · Episode 292“I can't incorporate the word pop into this press release.”This week's most romantic movie is... Love Jones. This film has everything: unexpected Philly Fanatic thirst, Chuck E…
- 290 - Jumping the Broom · 2 h 3 min · Episode 291“They can't have sex until they get married. God said so.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Jumping the Broom. This film has everything: inappropriate touching, Saxophone…
- 289 - Poetic Justice · 1 h 41 min · Episode 290“It would be like standing right next to Gallagher as he smashes a watermelon”This week’s most romantic movie is... Poetic Justice. This film has everything: a possible Italian…
- 288 - Deliver Us from Eva · 1 h 43 min · Episode 289"Any way you slice that, that's the most interesting funeral you've ever been to."This week’s most romantic movie is... Deliver Us From Eva. This film has everything: A Mayor…
- 287 - Howard the Duck · 1 h 33 min · Episode 288"Paige made us look at duck titties"This week’s most romantic movie is... Howard the Duck. This film has everything: Tiny used condoms, illegal jacuzzis you can rent by the hour…
- 286 - The Mask · 1 h 44 min · Episode 287"The Mask is sexy Animaniacs."This week’s most romantic movie is... The Mask. This film has everything: a live action Pepe Le Pew, pants pockets filled with gags, And the dumbest…
- 285 - Robin Hood: Men in Tights · 1 h 36 min · Episode 286"May I Keep It"This week's most romantic movie is... Robin Hood: Men in Tights. This film has everything: a cell block maitre d. Dummies built for battle. And Dave back when he…
- 284 - Mannequin: On the Move · 1 h 27 min · Episode 285"Like a church dance at a laser quest."This week's most romantic movie is... Mannequin: On the Move. This film has everything: Sunglasses Scissors, Mole's with a rat tail, and an…
- 283 - When Harry Met Sally · 1 h 45 min · Episode 284"She put her hands in God's mouth."This week's most romantic movie is... When Harry Met Sally. This film has everything: Wagon wheel coffee tables, a surprise Christmas grovel…
- 282 - Spirited · 1 h 39 min · Episode 283"Holy shit, is this Christmas Carol, John Wick?"This week’s most romantic movie is... Spirited. This movie has everything: Monthly Showers, Dolly getting Dickens'ed down, And the…
- 281 - Wicked: For Good · 1 h 26 min · Episode 282"I hope she's got a lot of lotion or another sex cardigan."This week's most romantic movie is... Wicked: For Good. This film has everything: Technicolor Arrakis, the third worst…
- 280 - Wicked · 1 h 49 min · Episode 281“Bitch, I am the Wizard”This week’s most romantic movie is… Wicked. This film has everything: A flying squirrel playing drums, A master in chaos theory doing shitty slight of…
- 279 - Die Hard · 1 h 36 min · Episode 280“The sexiest thing a man can wear is a properly fitting apology.”This week’s most romantic movie is… Die Hard. This film has everything: The world’s scariest airport, Graceful…
