Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists
autor: Husband & Wife
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Mark Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists
Mark Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists
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Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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- Mark Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists · 46 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 16Jesus is back, and apparently, nobody's marriage, bank account, or eternal seating arrangement is safe. In Mark Chapter 10, Jesus tackles divorce, welcomes children, tells a rich…
- Mark Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists · 32 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 15Jesus is back, and apparently the best way to prove you're the Son of God is to take three friends up a mountain, turn your clothes impossibly white, hang out with Moses and…
- Mark Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists · 32 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 14Jesus is back with more miraculous bread, questionable healing techniques, and an attitude that makes you wonder why anyone follows this guy. In Mark Chapter 8, Husband and Wife…
- Mark Chapter 7 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 5 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 13Jesus is back, and apparently the Son of God has mastered the ancient art of answering a question with “Yeah, but YOU!” In this Mark Chapter 7 Q&A, Husband and Wife dig into…
- Mark Chapter 6 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 53 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 12Jesus is back, the miracles are flowing, and apparently the only thing standing between you and divine intervention is believing hard enough. Welcome to our Mark Chapter 6 Q&A…
- Mark Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists · 39 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 11Jesus is back, and apparently the Son of God has decided that washing your hands is optional, Jewish traditions are overrated, and sticking your fingers in someone's ears counts…
- Mark Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists · 43 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 10Jesus is back, and apparently, he's gone from small-town disappointment to biblical rock star overnight. In Mark Chapter 6, Husband and Wife tackle a Gospel full of magical food…
- Mark Chapter 5 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 48 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 9Jesus casts thousands of demons into 2,000 pigs, sends them hurtling into the sea, and somehow we're supposed to believe this is just a heartwarming miracle story? Mark Chapter 5…
- Mark Chapter 4 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 8 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 8Jesus is back with more parables, more confused disciples, and apparently a personal vendetta against straightforward communication. In this Mark Chapter 4 Q&A, we dig deeper…
- Mark Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists · 27 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 7Jesus gets out of the damn boat, and Mark Chapter 5 immediately goes completely off the rails. A man living among the tombs is supposedly possessed by so many demons that they…
- Mark Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists · 39 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 6Jesus is back, he’s on a boat, and apparently nobody told him that “sowing your seed” hits a little differently in 2026. Mark Chapter 4 launches into the Parable of the Sower…
- Mark Chapters 1 - 3 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 24 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 5Mark wastes absolutely no time. No baby Jesus. No wise men. No genealogy. We start with John the Baptist dunking people in the Jordan, an alleged quotation from Isaiah that also…
- Mark Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists · 24 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 4Mark 3 opens with Jesus healing a man’s shriveled hand on the Sabbath, which apparently is a capital offense when you’re surrounded by religious rule-enforcers who think picking…
- Mark Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists · 32 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 3Jesus returns home to Capernaum, and because the healed leper from Chapter 1 couldn't keep his mouth shut, the house is packed wall-to-wall with people. Enter four wildly…
- Mark Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists · 33 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 2Mark skips the virgin birth, the manger, and Baby Jesus entirely because apparently nobody has time for a backstory. Mark 1:1–45 throws us directly into John the Baptist dunking…
- Introduction to The Gospel of Mark: Bible Study by Atheists · 46 min · Řada 43 Epizoda 1Welcome to Marky Mark and the Synoptic Bunch, the earliest, shortest, and apparently most plagiarized Gospel in the New Testament. Before tackling Chapter 1, Husband and Wife…
- Matthew Contradictions Part 2 · 1 h 13 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 51Matthew’s contradictions are back for Part 2, because apparently one theological pileup wasn’t enough. This time, Wife and Husband tackle whether Jesus is God, whether God can be…
- Matthew Contradictions Part 1 · 1 h 8 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 50Matthew finally ends (sort of...), but its contradictions apparently reproduce faster than Christians at a Quiverfull convention. After digging through more than 160 possible…
- Matthew Wrap Up: And Q&A for Chapter 28 · 1 h 46 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 49Matthew finally ends, and somehow its last 20 verses manage to cram in earthquakes, angels, an empty tomb, bribed guards, resurrected Jesus, doubting apostles, divine authority…
- Matthew Chapter 27 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 27 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 48Judas hangs himself, Pilate washes his hands, Jesus gets crucified, dead saints start wandering around Jerusalem, and somehow Matthew 27 still has time to squeeze in a…
- Matthew Chapter 28: Bible Study by Atheists · 35 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 47Jesus is dead, the tomb is sealed, guards are posted, and Matthew 28 opens by immediately throwing an earthquake, a glowing angel, terrified soldiers, and a missing corpse into…
- Matthew Chapter 27: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 10 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 46Matthew 27 wastes absolutely no time turning the Passion narrative into one of the strangest chapters we’ve encountered yet. Judas suddenly realizes that betraying Jesus was, in…
- Matthew Chapter 26 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 26 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 45Matthew 26 is where the Jesus story finally starts cashing all those prophecy checks it’s been writing for 25 chapters, and somehow the theological accounting gets even messier…
- Matthew Chapter 25 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 57 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 44Ten virgins walk into a parable, five forget their oil, and somehow the moral is not “maybe share your damn oil.” Welcome back to Matthew 25, where Jesus continues the Olivet…
- Matthew Chapter 26: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 28 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 43Jesus is only days away from getting crucified in Matthew 26, so naturally the chapter begins with murder plots, an extremely expensive bottle of perfume being dumped on his…
- Matthew Chapter 25: Bible Study by Atheists · 47 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 42Jesus apparently decided the best way to explain spiritual preparedness was with ten virgins waiting around for one extremely late bridegroom. Five bring extra lamp oil, five do…
- Matthew Chapter 24 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 11 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 41Jesus leaves the Jerusalem Temple, climbs the Mount of Olives, and suddenly transforms from wandering moral teacher into a full-blown apocalyptic street preacher. In this Matthew…
- Matthew Chapter 23 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 6 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 40Jesus has officially abandoned the “gentle teacher with some interesting parables” routine and entered his public-humiliation era. In this Matthew 23 Q&A, we dig into one of the…
- Matthew Chapter 24: Bible Study by Atheists · 55 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 39Jesus leaves the temple, threatens its destruction, and launches into an exhausting Matthew 24 end-times prophecy packed with wars, earthquakes, famines, false messiahs, falling…
- Matthew Chapter 23: Bible Study by Atheists · 32 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 38Jesus apparently woke up in Matthew 23 and chose theological violence. Gone is the soft-focus, lamb-hugging savior from the church murals. This Jesus spends nearly the entire…
- Matthew Chapter 22 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 60 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 37Jesus is back with another cheerful little parable in Matthew 22. This time featuring a royal wedding, murdered messengers, a burned city, and one underdressed guest getting…
- Matthew Chapter 21 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 14 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 36Jesus rolls into Jerusalem on a donkey... or possibly two donkeys, depending on how badly Matthew understood Hebrew poetry; and immediately begins speed-running his…
- 10 Facts That Sink Noah’s Ark · 42 minNoah’s Ark has everything a good myth needs: divine rage, mass extinction, a magic boat, incest-based repopulation, and absolutely no concern for animal waste management…
- Matthew Chapter 22: Bible Study by Atheists · 38 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 35Jesus kicks off Matthew 22 with the heartwarming tale of a royal wedding where people decline an invitation, murder the messengers, have their city burned down, and then watch…
- Matthew Chapter 21: Bible Study by Atheists · 37 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 34Matthew 21 comes in hot with Jesus rolling into Jerusalem on what appears to be a very questionably acquired donkey-and-colt combo, because apparently “the Lord needs them”…
- Matthew Chapters 19-20 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 46 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 33Matthew 19 and 20 are back on the chopping block, and this Q&A episode gets messy fast. We dig into Jesus’s takes on divorce, celibacy, wealth, eternal life, and labor fairness…
- A Godless Thank You Episode · 11 minThis one isn’t a Bible breakdown, a theological roast, or another round of “why is God like this?” Instead, it’s something way rarer for Sacrilegious Discourse: a sincere…
- Matthew Chapter 20: Bible Study by Atheists · 36 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 32Jesus opens Matthew 20:1–16 with a vineyard parable that somehow turns the kingdom of heaven into the world’s most infuriating payroll dispute. Workers who sweat through the…
- Matthew Chapter 19: Bible Study by Atheists · 32 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 31Jesus enters Matthew 19 ready to tackle divorce, marriage, celibacy, children, wealth, eternal life, and the surprisingly elaborate seating arrangements of heaven. The result is…
- Matthew Chapters 17-18 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 20 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 30Matthew 17 crams nearly every piece of Christian branding into one theological clown car. Jesus glows like a freshly polished Transformer, Moses and Elijah materialize for an…
- Matthew Chapter 18: Bible Study by Atheists · 37 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 29Jesus kicks off Matthew 18 by telling grown adults they need to become like little children to enter heaven, which immediately raises questions about humility, obedience, and why…
- Matthew Chapter 17: Bible Study by Atheists · 35 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 28Jesus takes Peter, James, and John up a mountain for Matthew 17, then suddenly starts glowing like a radioactive Transformer while Moses and Elijah appear for history’s strangest…
- Matthew Chapter 16 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 50 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 27Matthew 16 is where the Gospel slams the narrative gas pedal and starts steering Jesus directly toward Jerusalem, suffering, and death. The miracles begin taking a back seat, the…
- Matthew Chapters 14-15 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 36 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 26Herod’s family tree is less a tree and more an incestuous wreath, and Matthew 14 drops us directly into the royal disaster. We untangle Herod Antipas, Herodias, Philip, Salome, a…
- Matthew Chapter 16: Bible Study by Atheists · 27 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 25Matthew 16 opens with the Pharisees and Sadducees asking Jesus for a sign, only to get vague weather talk, a cryptic reference to Jonah, and the theological equivalent of “figure…
- Matthew Chapter 15: Bible Study by Atheists · 33 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 24Matthew 15 comes in swinging with Jesus getting called out by the Pharisees because his disciples apparently don’t wash their hands before eating. And honestly? For once, the…
- Matthew Chapter 14: Bible Study by Atheists · 34 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 23Matthew 14 comes in swinging with palace drama, horny birthday promises, and one extremely grim party favor: John the Baptist’s head on a platter. Herod hears about Jesus doing…
- Matthew Chapter 13 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 8 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 22Matthew 13 is basically Jesus standing in a field, pointing at seeds, weeds, yeast, fish, and treasure like, “Behold, theology!” But in this Q&A episode, the hosts dig into why…
- Matthew Chapters 11-12 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists · 1 h 37 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 21Matthew 11–12 is where Jesus stops being “wandering miracle guy” and starts giving full “I’m in charge now” energy. This Q&A digs into John the Baptist asking whether Jesus is…
- Matthew Chapter 13: Bible Study by Atheists · 35 min · Řada 42 Epizoda 20Matthew 13 is basically Jesus’ TED Talk from a boat, except instead of “ideas worth spreading,” we get seeds, weeds, yeast, fish, treasure, pearls, and enough “good is good, bad…
