About this podcast
Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider, to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 90 episodes
- The Irish C · 56 min · Season 5 Episode 8Jack and Keith look back on gameweek eight where City stumbled for the first time this season. The other Manchester club had already stumbled and fallen over. This week…
- A Will Hughes Beard Tincture · 54 min · Season 5 Episode 7Jack and Keith return after a trivia hiatus to look back at gameweek seven where Chelsea kept a clean sheet, Everton and Brentford had their first losses, and Bournemouth…
- Enough About My Transvestism · 37 min · Season 5 Episode 6Jack and Keith welcome the Premier League back after a long international break where QPR's keeper kept four clean sheets and saved a penalty, England thrashed Croatia and…
- Lachlan Tribute · 1 h 14 min · Season 5 Episode 5Jack and Keith get together to remember Lachlan. It's basically them talking for a bit between clips of Lachlan and some of his music. You can easily skip the bits where Jack and…
- That's Why I'm Not Welsh · 32 min · Season 5 Episode 4Jack and Keith look back on a rather uninspiring gameweek five ahead of a three week long international break. Jack's Chelsea curse intensifies and he reads a poem from an admirer.
- I Want Me Palmer Goals · 50 min · Season 5 Episode 3Jack and Keith return after a week off for trivia. Jack brings some trivia to the podcast and reflects on his first week as a new Chelsea fan and is a little smug with his triple…
- Who's Your Football Daddy? · 43 min · Season 5 Episode 2Jack and Keith struggle through their first podcast since Lachlan's passing. We will miss his unwavering love of Chelsea (to the point of delusion) and his ridiculous FPL picks…
- Tielemans Is Where? · 40 min · Season 5 Episode 1We're back! Nobody asked for it, but Jack and Keith return for another season of nonsense. Predictions for the final standings in the Premier League, predictions for gameweek…
- Sea Chicken · 40 min · Season 4 Episode 12Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on trustpilot and Jack…
- Just Hot Air And Shit · 46 min · Season 4 Episode 11Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing after the departure of…
- Idiots · 32 min · Season 4 Episode 10Jack and Keith review the international break, the six-a-side competition, and the trivia. There's also some FPL talk.
- Anthony Gordon Blow Up Dolls · 45 min · Season 4 Episode 9Jack and Keith are once again without their Chelsea loving co-host who has just had his stem cell transplant done. It's less fun than watching the Chelsea v Sunderland game on…
- Guess Who Else Was German · 33 min · Season 4 Episode 8Jack and Keith seem to be more interested in their six-a-side team than the FPL gameweek. I wonder why? Lachlan goes to Sydney to begin his transition, or transplant, or…
- Dominic Cruciate Ligament · 32 min · Season 4 Episode 7With the end of another international break, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek eight and discuss their options. Jack is looking to a tall German to boost his team, while…
- Why Have A Nibble When You Can Have A Chunk? · 42 min · Season 4 Episode 6Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as well. Jack is now…
- The Woodkins Twins · 31 min · Season 4 Episode 5Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.
- The Vegan Episode · 52 min · Season 4 Episode 4Recorded in the middle of gameweek four and during the game updating, Jack, Lachlan, and Keith find plenty to waffle on about. Even veganism.
- What Time Is It? · 53 min · Season 4 Episode 3It's a Batalla take over as Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan and Kyle, who are first and second our mini league. We find out what everyone's plans are for gameweek four and…
- What's That Smell? · 46 min · Season 4 Episode 2Jack and Keith are surprised by something they haven't experienced before. Lachlan has a plan. A long term plan. A not totally ridiculous plan. Brace yourselves.
- The Touch Of Shit · 38 min · Season 4 Episode 1Jack and Keith look back on their gameweek one scores and predictions. Keith proves that last season's struggles weren't just a flash in the pan. Jack promises to keep his decent…
