About this podcast
I’ve been a SmartAss for as long as I can remember. My first episode, Where Are My Boots?, tells how I was at the lovely age of five. I was certainly a SmartAss before I was five, but I can’t remember. I asked my parents what I was like before I was five. They told me they had erased that time period from their memory. That didn’t sound good.
The future for SmartAss Comedy: I will always Podcast. I love it. YouTube episodes
are being written. Who knows what other insanity will come along! No matter
what it is, you can be sure my SmartAssness (I like making up new words). will
be included.
Knowing I have your support “makes my day, every day”. And your financial support helps pay the bills and keeps this podcast rocking.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 41 episodes
- Don’t Rifle Thru My Stuff · 3 min · Season 2 Episode 14Send us Fan Mail It was quiet that night. People were getting ready for Christmas. Decorations were being put up, holiday music was heard coming from most houses, and Shotgun…
- Hey Lego®... Up Yours! · 2 min · Season 2 Episode 13Send us Fan Mail When you’re a Kid, you find stupid things to do. Like seeing if an umbrella will be like a parachute when you jump off the garage roof. I tried that. It doesn’t…
- There’s Always A Solution · 5 min · Season 2 Episode 12Send us Fan Mail Have you ever been in a situation that was about to make you insane? If you were, you have my sympathy. Because I too was in a situation just like that.
- My Doctor Visit · 1 min · Season 2 Episode 16Send us Fan Mail I can take it. Send a Fan Mail! I have a joke for ya today. Hope you like it.
- It Was Here A Minute Ago · 3 min · Season 2 Episode 15Send us Fan Mail Send a Fan Mail! I woke up around 2:00am the other night to a loud gunshot and someone screaming in pain. It wasn’t until later that day that I found out exactly…
- Something Is Missing · 8 min · Season 2 Episode 9Send us Fan Mail I think This has happened to just about everyone, at least once. And what is This? It’s the Runaround Game you get when trying to buy something Online and you…
- It Just Happened · 6 min · Season 2 Episode 8Send us Fan Mail It’s almost Halloween and I was on my way to Summerville, South Carolina. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. For me it’s the family get togethers, having…
- Would You? · 4 min · Season 2 Episode 7Send us Fan Mail There’s a story out of Florida that’s been around for a long time. Is it true? I don’t know. But true or not, it’s a good story. So sit back and enjoy. me
- Duck, Duck, Goose · 4 min · Season 3 Episode 6Send us Fan Mail Way back in time, in ‘nother dimension, I was in Second City’s Children’s Theater. We were getting booked all around Chicago. Kindergartens, Community Centers…
- I’m Not Dead…..Yet · 10 min · Season 2 Episode 5Send us Fan Mail I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it! My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride…
- Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me? · 5 min · Season 2 Episode 4Send us Fan Mail When the guy who signs your Death Certificate and hands out copies to friends and family, does someone else check to make sure you’re really dead?
- The One Day That Changed My Life Forever · 8 min · Season 1 Episode 26Send us Fan Mail I have hitchhiked a lot and rode with some interesting folks. But there was that one day. It wasn’t humorous. No laughs. It was just intense. But one thing was…
- The Postman Always Screws Twice · 6 min · Season 2 Episode 3Send us Fan Mail When I see the Postman, I think how boring it must be. You drive or walk around, gather up a handful of mail, open a mailbox, stick the mail in, close the…
- Mechanized Army High Way · 8 min · Season 2 Episode 2Send us Fan Mail Yep, I have another hitchhiking story. This time it’s during the time of the Vietnam War. Protests were everywhere. The Draft had become the new Lottery Game…
- The Long and Close of It · 3 min · Season 2 Episode 1Send us Fan Mail I always loved theatre. It was that love that took me to Second City Workshops in Chicago. The following was one afternoon at Second City for rehearsals. After…
- Evel Knievel Was The Greatest! · 6 min · Season 1 Episode 26Send us Fan Mail I think just about everyone has someone they look up to. I can think of a few people I think are great but could be completely wrong with that assessment because…
- Goin’ To Kansas City, Kansas City Here I Come · 5 min · Season 1 Episode 25Send us Fan Mail Here I am, on another hitchhiking adventure. This story starts when I’m just outside of Kansas City. I have to say, I never imagined that someone like this…
- What Ya Smokin' · 5 min · Season 1 Episode 24Send us Fan Mail Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re…
- Got Balls? Walk · 13 min · Season 1 Episode 23Send us Fan Mail There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell. That…
- Go Find Yourself · 6 min · Season 1 Episode 22Send us Fan Mail Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk. You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well. And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring…
