Time Goes Fast. Here’s How to Actually Slow it Down

I'm about to ruin your perception of time and likely your day. Hang in there, we'll still be friends at the end.
I went looking for the facts about time because I've become a broken record. How are my kids this old? How is it already September? Where did the year go? I say some version of that most days. And at the same time (this is the uncomfortable bit) I'm trying to make almost every part of my actual life go faster. YouTube while I cook. Emails in the grocery queue. Podcasts on double speed. I even brush my teeth in a rush.
Today I’m sharing what I learned.
This is for you if:

• You…