Swordboys - Cut x Cut
by Swordboys
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We're talking about your favorite sword movies! Your childhood comes alive as we break down these movies cut by cut.
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- Deathstalker 4 Part 3 - Stone Cold Finale · 1 h 5 minDeathstalker's plan to honey trap Princess Kana with the pent-up juices of Vaniat works even though the tournament breaks down into drunken chaos. Dionara reveals to the surprise…
- Deathstalker 4 Part 2 - No Justice For Blundercat Lady · 59 minYet another tournament begins in Cut 2 of Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans. Too much clanging causes Eldoron to get stoned in Princess Kana's quarters, Generic has to get into a…
- Deathstalker 4 Part 1 - Nick The Dick · 1 h 5 minCorman and Cohen pull up their Argentinian stakes and head to Bulgaria (The Hollywood of Eastern Europe) to celebrate the fall of communism in DEATHSTALKER IV: MATCH OF TITANS…
- Deathstalker 3 Part 3 - Nature's Straw · 1 h 28 minCall Officer Big Mac, because we are about to lock Big Howard up for crimes against screenwriting in the final cut of Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell! A depressed Niceas…
- Deathstalker 3 Part 2 - Forest Potato Ladies · 1 h 5 minPotatoes! They are what WE eat in Cut 2 of Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell! Deathstalker is popular with the ladies as always - he gets to horse-shack it up with Mirinda…
- Next Time - Highlander 3 on Patreon · 12 minWe're trying something new, here is a snippet of e of our episodes over on patreon where we allow the wheel to choose our net movie. Spoilers, it's Highlander 3! Join in today…
- Deathstalker 3 Part 1 - The Sorcerer Shmata · 1 h 10 minGrab a Corona, because we're headed to Mexico for the third installment in Rick's Revenge Season! Big Howard is back and he brought a lot of original ideas like our hero having a…
- Deathstalker 2 Part 3 - Soup Boys · 1 h 12 minSoup's on! Cut 3 of Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans starts with a SwordBoy staple. A lackluster swordfight follows, but at least we get to go to Jarek's sex rave after. One…
- Deathstalker 2 Part 2 - Gorgo Lady of Wrestling · 1 h 7 minIs that your sword or are you just happy to see me? The Swordboys return for Cut 2 of Deathstalker II, where they learn never to accept a collect call from a prison or an evil…
- Deathstalker 2 Part 1 - Oscar D Stalker · 1 h 3 minAfter a rough start, the Deathstalker franchise gets a little sassier in Cut One of DEATHSTALKER II: DUEL OF THE TITANS. That's because Clunk Cheesechest has regenerated like the…
- Deathstalker Part 3 - My Swordbatical · 1 h 13 minLet's get ready to rumble! It's tournament time! This is what the movie has been building to, right? Or was it rescuing the Princess? Oh wait, collecting all the items of power??…
- Deathstalker Part 2 - He/Ham · 1 h 1 minWhat's up perverts? The Swordboys are talking Cut 2 of the original Deathstalker this week. We start off in Munkar's Harem, where our titular hero sits idly by while ladies…
- Deathstalker Part 1 - So Horny · 1 h 8 minRick is drunk with power - the Sword of Power that is! That's because his pick is the entire DEATHSTALKER franchise! In Cut 1 of the original Deathstalker (1983), we meet a…
- Braveheart Part 8 - Juicy Jerry · 1 h 6 minThe Swordboys await their sentence at the end of their time with the famous fanfiction movie Braveheart. As they do, they dig deep into such topics as who their guy is, doing or…
- Braveheart Part 7 - Swipe Left for Holes · 1 h 3 minJoin the Swordboys as we sit catatonically by a river and contemplate Cut 7 of Braveheart. RSVP Campbell. And there is so much death, but on the plus side, there are so many free…
- Braveheart Part 6 - Buckethead · 54 minSwordboys returns unkilled by the heathens, but we do look back...at Cut 6 of Braveheart, that is. Eddie Senior decides to use William's love of the French to trick him. But…
- Braveheart Part 5 - Meat Cute · 1 h 5 minTime for a medal ceremony! Sorry Chewie. With no help from his sodomite cousin the prince, Mork from York is sacked and beheaded after the Riders of Rohan arrive. Meanwhile…
- Braveheart Part 4 - Stephen's the Name! · 1 h 18 minSoup's on! The Swordboys gather around a fire to sample some of William's audition for The Bear, seasoned from mysterious herbs hidden under his kilt. Enter Stephen: a man with…
- Braveheart Part 3 - Farming Lowlander Aura · 1 h 7 minIn this cut, William rides in farming aura, threshing faces with Scottish nunchucks, and leading his dirty boys in taking down Fort Shit and avenging the death of Maid Murren…
- Braveheart Part 2 - William's Crappy House · 1 h 11 minIn Cut Two, the Swordboys are back in Shrek's boggy marsh, to welcome the adult William Wallace, with his clean-shaven face, perfect teeth, and stolen Highlander wig. Old William…
