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The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

by The Blank with Carlos & Ryan

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Uber is a C**k Block: Work on yourself.

About this podcast

Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.

Episodes

The newest 20 of 252 episodes

  • Uber is a C**k Block: Work on yourself. · 1 h 21 min · Season 1 Episode 252Carlos and Ryan discus in today's episode the Blue Tsunami in the States, because the Bears beat the Seahawks; theyre going to the Superbowl right?, and how we need to protest…
  • Love Halloween, it never left to the store for cigarettes. · 1 h 18 min · Season 1 Episode 248Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their Halloween plans, how people are paying 3k for a broken foldable iPhone, and how it actually does seem like the Bears might win…
  • The Blank's 250th Episode: Bear Down! · 1 h 14 min · Season 1 Episode 250Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ontario's hidden gambling report, how Gen Z are the most depressed generation, and how the Eagles deserve to be banned for a year from…
  • I don't know what I'm saying.. · 1 h 29 min · Season 1 Episode 249Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent Bears v. Packers game, Ryan's under the weather, and how he be saying some unnecessary a** ish and blaming it on the…
  • Thick Thighs, Save Lives..or some shi*** · 1 h 33 min · Season 1 Episode 248Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode FTP, The Bears, and Colston Loveland (yes, it's Bears episode). Do court systems have a way to determine whats AI or not? Apparently…
  • The NFL is Rigged!..as I place my FanDuel Bet. · 1 h 28 min · Season 1 Episode 247Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The BEARSSSSS!!!, how you can survive 2 legal injection doses, and Truth and Reconciliation. is the NFL rigged? That's like asking if…
  • The end of the world: AI, LG, and GTA 6. · 1 h 27 min · Season 1 Episode 236Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how toxic Carlos would be on reality television (we need him on Canada Shore), what would their wedding vows would sounds like, and how…
  • Get em to ER! He's got a gambling problem. · 1 h 11 minCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the recent news about heightened ER visits, King James being paid off by Polymarket while playing in the NBA, and how by 2030, a high…
  • The Freedom was better than breathin' they said... · 1 h 31 min · Season 1 Episode 234Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, their end of summer, how Sony is now screwing their fanbase, and not giving the reason as to why they were gone for 2 weeks. Can…
  • The Show Goes On: Summers' on it's way out. · 1 h 18 min · Season 1 Episode 242Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the CNE's signal to Toronto's end of summer, Toronto Basketball news has been up and down, and how Lupe Fiasco is the greatest rapper…
  • Love is Blind: The Blank Edition. · 1 h 13 min · Season 1 Episode 241Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode childhood actors (bad and good), interesting YouTube documentaries, and blaming parents for their children's bad choices (screw…
  • Where not to take a first date. · 1 h 16 minCarlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's rant on late-stage capitalism continues, the top 28 places not to take a first date (Cheesecake Factory is a good place for a…
  • Airplanes, Holidays, & LeBron: We’re back after a month. · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 239Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode why they were off for so long, their recent trips, and LeBron’s latest decision. While Mexico was serving up Bull-Dogs and Tacos…
  • It's hot, real hot..where the summer dresses at? · 1 h 13 min · Season 1 Episode 238Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode why it's so damn hot in Toronto right now, (disclaimer: the weather made them both say some wild ish), how crazy Toronto sports is…
  • Cambodia did not make the World Cup. · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 237Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Black Stars latest win (in the last minute), the absolute vibe of Toronto during summer, and Ryan's recent Cambodia trip. Ghana is…
  • The Windy City featuring the Bean & Deep Dish Pizza, by the way..don't date your cousin. · 1 h 12 min · Season 1 Episode 236Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their reasoning for taking a month break, Go Black Stars, and how Toronto can't do anything right (looking at you DoWest Fest). Carlos…
  • We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia. · 1 h 9 min · Season 1 Episode 235Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors…
  • What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses. · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 234Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent…
  • The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo? · 1 h 37 min · Season 1 Episode 233Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how…
  • Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships. · 1 h 36 min · Season 1 Episode 232Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely…

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