About this podcast
Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 342 episodes
- "Give Me That Illness" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 341Andrew needs backup that ESPN shouldn't cover pro wrestling. Johnny needs backup that given the right conditions, it's actually kind of nice to be sick. Support the show Remember…
- "I'm A Big Boy" · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 339Andrew needs backup that product placement in movies and tv shows backfires. Johnny needs backup that there should be five outs and five inning games in baseball. Support the…
- "Play The Hits" · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 338Andrew needs backup that health insurance bills should come in different envelopes than the rest of the junk mail they send. Johnny needs backup that movies should go away for a…
- "It's One... Two... Then Something Stuck Up Your" · 44 min · Season 1 Episode 337Andrew needs backup that a line doesn't start until you're no longer walking full speed. Johnny needs backup that scratch off tickets are illegitimate gifts. Enjoy! Support the…
- "Because We Have To Have A Topic" · 48 min · Season 1 Episode 336Andrew needs backup that you should be able sue the owners of AI social media accounts who steal material. Johnny needs backup that bloody Mary's don't need all the garnishes…
- "They Must Need Printer Paper" · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 335Johnny needs backup that they should get rid of divisions in pro sports. Andrew needs backup that children's menu's should also include smaller versions of everything else on the…
- "Give Me A New Phone Now" · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 334Andrew needs backup on how to handle Tooth Fairy skepticism. Johnny needs backup that it's better to just watch sports at home. Support the show Remember to sign up for the…
- Episode 333 · 43 min · Season 1 Episode 333Andrew needs backup that chefs don't need to be punk-rock. Johnny needs backup that if you have an animal in your movie it has to be a real animal. Support the show Remember to…
- "Mango Jangos" · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 332Johnny's mad because he didn't think of the Savannah Bananas first. Johnny needs backup that sports are better when the players are worse. Andrew needs backup that cops are…
- "There's Even More Face!" · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 331Johnny needs backup that political candidates should be hooked up to lie detector tests during debates. Andrew needs backup whether or not a guy looks good without his beard is…
- "This Is A Reputable Trailer Park" · 48 min · Season 1 Episode 330Johnny needs backup that maids don't need to clean rooms during your stay. Andrew needs backup that there should be a secondary, lighter internet that works when you have bad…
- "There Must Be Bacteria In My Hummus!" · 58 min · Season 1 Episode 329Andrew needs backup that only healthy people notice when their food is contaminated. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't ruin stories with meaningless questions. Support the…
- "Do I Sign The Wall Now?" · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 328Andrew needs backup that travel size toiletries are too small. Johnny needs backup that you don't need to sing along to every song at a concert. Enjoy! Support the show Remember…
- "We're Down To One Wheel" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 327Andrew needs backup that sports owners shouldn't be elected to the hall of fame. Johnny needs back up that superhero movies don't need to be so complicated. Enjoy! Support the…
- "Sure... Sure..." · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 326Andrew needs backup that Americans aren't actually that loud. Johnny needs backup that it's ok to wear sneakers with a suit. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the…
- "You Could Be A Chewer" · 43 min · Season 1 Episode 325Andrew needs backup that you can just leave forms blank if you want. Johnny needs backup that you can sleep in as late as you want on vacation. Support the show Remember to sign…
- "How Much Money Are You Gonna Sink Into Your Pogo Stick?" · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 324Johnny needs backup that you Disneyland prices should be income based. Andrew needs backup that the Oscars needs a best "Kids Movie" category instead of best "Animated Film"…
- "If You Start A Fire, And Then Put It Out, No One's Impressed" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 323Andrew needs backup that he needs credit for dressing casual. Johnny needs backup that we need to get rid of offsides in soccer. Support the show Remember to sign up for the…
- "Quick Think Of More Soccer Names" · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 322It's a World Cup episode! Johnny needs backup that penalty kicks are a dumb way to decide World Cup matches. Andrew needs backup that the coaches for World Cup teams should have…
- "Matching Gary Jerseys" · 35 min · Season 1 Episode 321Andrew needs backup that government run public restrooms should never be closed. Johnny needs backup that if the catcher catches a foul tip it should be an out no matter what the…
- "We Don't Like To Get Political" · 1 h 6 min · Season 1 Episode 320Andrew needs backup that the angsty chefs need to take it down a notch. Johnny needs backup that there needs to be more rules when it comes to the marketing of horror movies…
- "Rules Were Made To Be Broken" · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 319Johnny needs backup that there shouldn't be rule changes in sports or there should be. Andrew needs backup that there should be two categories of kids movies... Kids movies that…
- "I Love My Kids More Than Anything, But..." · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 318Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should tell you what time the actual movie starts. Andrew needs backup that couples shouldn't fight in public on vacation. Support the…
- "I'm Sick, But I'm Starving" · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 317Andrew needs backup that cemeteries are a waste and we should get rid of them. Johnny needs backup that landscaping is a scam. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the…
- "No Male Book Clubs" · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 316Andrew needs backup to never worry about trends. Johnny needs backup that cargo shorts are great actually. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the…
- "Guess Who Came Back Crawling" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 315Johnny needs backup on ending the potluck. Andrew needs backup that we need to end advertising food at restaurants as the basic elements of food. Support the show Remember to…
- "Big News Around Here.. Got An Oil Change" · 1 h 1 min · Season 1 Episode 314Andrew needs backup that all fountain drinks should cost the same amount regardless of size. Johnny needs backup that we need government regulation on Youtube comments. Enjoy!…
- "Yarrrr Matey" · 36 min · Season 1 Episode 313Andrew needs backup that we should ban all prediction markets. Johnny needs backup that it's fine to not have a bed frame or box spring actually. Enjoy! Support the show Remember…
- "No Consent! No Consent!" · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 312Andrew needs backup that it's ok to make the middle and aisle seat get up when you have to use the bathroom. Johnny needs backup that we should eliminate voice mail. Enjoy!…
- "That's Not 311" · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 311Andrew makes a giant music error right off the top! Football season can't come back quick enough. Then Andrew needs backup that flight attendants shouldn't sell credit cards if…
- "My Daughter Could Be Pissing In That Bush" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 310Andrew needs backup that the iPads with the trivia games and advertisements hanging in the back of headrests in Ubers should be banned. Johnny needs backup that celebrities…
- "Here's Your Silverware Back" · 1 h 0 min · Season 1 Episode 309Johnny needs backup that limited series television should just be movies. Andrew needs backup that 20 percent is the standard tip in perpetuity. Support the show Remember to sign…
- "Whatever I Ate Gets A Bad Wrap" · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 308Andrew needs backup that we don't need our kids flying to play youth sports. Johnny needs backup that there should be frequent flier miles for driving. Enjoy! Support the show…
- "Just Stick A Penny In There" · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 307Andrew needs backup that mechanics have a shady reputation because they're trying to hard to prove they're not shady. Johnny needs backup that he's not gonna borrow a snow blower…
- "I Didn't Know You Were Leashed" · 1 h 0 min · Season 1 Episode 306Andrew needs backup that it's dumb to check the weather back home when you're on vacation. Johnny needs backup that it's obvious Christmas is the best holiday. Support the show…
- "The Back Bottom Part" · 47 min · Season 1 Episode 305We ask if Johnny will ever be able to cancel his Shinesty subscription... Then Johnny needs backup that it's not a symptom of having many siblings growing up, he just enjoys…
- "OK I'm Ready To Go Where Are My Beers I'm Taking?" · 40 min · Season 1 Episode 304Johnny needs backup that you should be able to take home beverages you bring to a party that don't get consumed. Andrew needs backup that everyone should vote on what the state…
- "Doggie's At Target" · 48 min · Season 1 Episode 303Andrew needs backup that your Dominos account doesn't need more security than pharmacies. Johnny needs backup that it shouldn't be legal to buy old cop cars and drive them…
- "They Just Kept Popping Up!" · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 302Johnny needs backup that people who claim they aren't spoiling a show or movie, but just want to tell you their opinion about it, are still spoiling the show or movie. Andrew…
- "You're Dying At The Same Part Every Time" · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 300Johnny needs backup that social media sites should let you pay to reset your algorithm. Andrew needs backup that you don't need to put the disclaimers that the world is awful…
- Episode 300! · 56 min · Season 1 Episode 300It's the 300th episode of The Cavalry! So many great memories to share. But who has time because we need backup! Andrew needs backup that a TV show can't have more seasons than…
- "Little Protein Packs" · 47 min · Season 1 Episode 299Johnny needs backup that it's not a selling point to have underwear that has a separate compartment for your balls. Andrew needs backup that electronic banking shouldn't take…
- "T#$s and Video Game Controllers" · 44 min · Season 1 Episode 298Johnny needs backup that highway signs advertising fast food places actually have to have the fast food places exist somewhere near the exit. Andrew needs backup that the spikes…
- "Driver Might Be Tired" · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 297Andrew needs backup that Christmas Eve service needs to start at 6pm or earlier and be under 45 minutes. Johnny needs backup that he doesn't need anyone to send thank you cards…
- "You're Comparing Us To Bernie Sanders?!?" · 42 min · Season 1 Episode 296Johnny needs backup that all divisions and the conferences should be eliminated in the NFL. Andrew needs backup that it's unseemly to keep up with technology after a certain age…
- "I Had Diah-Burger King" · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 295Johnny needs backup that December birthdays are actually an advantage. Andrew needs backup that Costco should sell health insurance. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up…
- "I'm Fine... It's Just Jack And Coke" · 57 min · Season 1 Episode 294Andrew needs backup that the NBA needs a height limit. Johnny needs backup that ruffled chips are better than flat chips. Merry Christmas! Support the show Remember to sign up…
- "They Probably Did Their Homework" · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 293Andrew needs backup that the new TSA basket system isn't faster. Johnny needs backup that there should be fact checking during bio-pics so you know what really happened. Support…
- "Five Seconds Of ACDC" · 48 min · Season 1 Episode 292Andrew needs backup that if as a business if you don't accept cash you can't then charge to take credit cards. Johnny needs backup that you don't have to tip at an all inclusive…
- The Cavalry Live from West Bend! · 25 min · Season 1 Episode 291It's our first live episode! Enjoy as we try to backup the Wisconsin crowd as they submitted their topics before the show. If you're looking for more traditional Cavalry content…
