About this podcast
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 1,017 episodes
- Luis Robles VP and GM of MLS Next Joins The Show · 1 h 24 min · Episode 1020Christian and Alexis welcome VP and GM of MLS Next Luis Robles
- MLS awards picks + NYCFC needs a new head coach + Gotham FC has a stadium problem · 1 h 15 min · Episode 1019On this episode of The Cooligans, the guys make their picks for this year's MLS awards, talk about NYCFC needing a new head coach after parting ways with Pascal Jansen, and…
- Manchester United Survive + Como Crush Lens + USMNT Roster Drop + NWSL Playoff Preview · 1 h 25 min · Episode 1018Christian and Alexis break down Manchester United's comeback vs Roma, Como's meteoric rise, the USMNT Roster, and the NWSL Playoffs.
- Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand · 1 h 15 min · Episode 1017Christian and Alexis break down Nashville's historic season, and how Yan Diomande is making lineup choices at Real Madrid difficult.
- Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes · 1 h 10 min · Episode 1016Christian and Alexis break down Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win, Arsenal's shocking loss and the recent NWSL rule changes.
- Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called · 1 h 16 min · Episode 1015Who should be called in for November USMNT Camp, Dax McCarty joins and a 3 year old so good other parents called the cops.
- United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City · 60 min · Episode 1014Christian and Alexis break down Manchester United's loss, PSG's win over Barcelona, and Cavan Sullivan is still going to City.
- Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal · 1 h 36 min · Episode 1013Eddie Johnson claps back at Landon Donovan, Mia Hamm on body positivity, and Larry Berg makes comments on MLS' TV deal.
- City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel · 51 min · Episode 1012Christian and Alexis break down PSG's demolition of Manchester City, a disappointing USWNT camp, and the potential of Pro/Rel coming to the NWSL
- Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen · 41 min · Episode 1011On today's Cooligans Author Ryan Conner Joins the show to talk about his book 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen.
- Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion · 1 h 32 min · Episode 1010Christian and Alexis welcome Stephen Farley FKA Sheamus to talk all things Wrestling, Liverpool and Dortmund.
- Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye · 1 h 17 min · Episode 1009On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future, the city of Manchester's impact on the impending Man City…
- USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble · 1 h 13 min · Episode 1008On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile, and the Premier Leagues statement on Manchester City.
- The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy · 1 h 14 min · Episode 1007Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru, Man City being found guilty, and the contentious match between Ireland and Israel
- Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus · 1 h 8 min · Episode 1006On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX, more fallout from the Madrid Derby and to round out the show Federico Higuaín…
- Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber · 1 h 11 min · Episode 1005On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid, Cavan Sullivan is breaking records, and Messi and Don Garber argue on the pitch.
- Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag · 1 h 8 min · Episode 1004On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote, Messi choosing his new coach, and Barbara Banda getting PAID!
- Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare · 1 h 4 min · Episode 1003On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, notable Americans in Europe, and the nightmare VAR situation in the EPL.
- Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions · 57 min · Episode 1002On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results, Harry Kane's Ballon D'or chances and give us all the Rápido Reactions.
- How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso · 39 min · Episode 1001Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite…
- Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction · 1 h 9 min · Episode 1000Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and react to the UCL draw.
- Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA · 1 h 2 min · Episode 999Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros breakdown all we've missed since our last episode.
- MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock · 40 min · Episode 998Broadcasting live from Bank of America Stadium after the MLS All-Star Game in Charlotte, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros celebrate MLS's second consecutive win over Liga…
- MLS Stars Arrive: Casemiro & Griezmann Debuts, Riley Tiernan Interview & USMNT Hopamine · 1 h 10 min · Episode 997Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down a massive week in Major League Soccer featuring debuts from global stars Casemiro, Antoine Griezmann, and Robert Lewandowski…
- How to Fix the USMNT for 2030, Tyler Adams Interview & Summer Transfer Window Chaos · 1 h 31 min · Episode 996Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return from their nationwide tour to debate bold ideas for overhauling US Soccer ahead of the 2030 World Cup, sit down with USMNT…
- Spain Wins World Cup 1-0 vs Argentina: Defensive Masterclass, Rodri Golden Ball & Final Grades · 1 h 6 min · Episode 995Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver their final live reaction show of the 2026 World Cup, analyzing Spain's 1-0 extra-time win over Argentina in the final at MetLife…
- World Cup Final Preview: Spain vs Argentina, Tournament Superlatives & NYC Czar Maya Handa · 1 h 5 min · Episode 994Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros look ahead to Sunday's World Cup final between Spain and Argentina, reviewing tactical matchups, betting lines with Ben Fawkes, and…
- Argentina Beats England 2-1: Tuchel’s Tactical Collapse, Messi's Brilliance & Spain Final Preview · 40 min · Episode 993Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver an unfiltered live reaction from Atlanta following Argentina's dramatic 2-1 World Cup semifinal victory over England. The hosts…
- Spain Shuts Down France 2-0: Deschamps Era Ends, Ian Wright & England vs Argentina Semis Preview · 1 h 2 min · Episode 992Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to Spain's dominant 2-0 semifinal victory over France, breaking down the tactical mastery of Luis de la Fuente and the official…
- World Cup QF Drama: Argentina Beats Swiss, England Overcomes Norway Cable Controversy & Semis Preview · 1 h 8 min · Episode 991Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros go late-night on the ground in Miami to deliver a comprehensive live reaction to a wild day of World Cup quarterfinal action. The guys…
- Spain Knocks Out Belgium 2-1: Mikel Merino Closer Heroics, KDB Retires & Semis Spain vs France Preview · 55 min · Episode 990Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver a comprehensive live reaction to Spain's tense 2-1 quarterfinal win over Belgium, highlighting Charles De Ketelaere's breakthrough…
- France Shuts Down Morocco 2-0: Mbappe Greatness, Messi Golden Boot Rivalry & Spain vs Belgium Preview · 40 min · Episode 989Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros go live from Boston to react to France's commanding 2-0 quarterfinal win over Morocco, highlighting Kylian Mbappé’s evolved leadership…
- USMNT Crashes Out: Pulisic Leadership Drama, World Cup Takeaways & 2030 Lookahead · 54 min · Episode 988Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros process the USMNT's disappointing exit from the 48-team World Cup, evaluating team leadership, roster standouts like Malik Tillman, and…
- USMNT CRASHES OUT! USA 1-4 Belgium Immediate Live Reaction & Post-Mortem with Taylor Twellman · 1 h 14 min · Episode 987The World Cup dream is officially over for the United States after a disappointing 4-1 defeat to Belgium in the Round of 16. On this live reaction episode of The Cooligans…
- CR7 OUT! Spain Eliminates Portugal 1-0, World Cup Post-Match Reaction & USMNT vs Belgium Preview · 44 min · Episode 986In this live post-match reaction episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros dissect Spain's tight 1-0 knockout victory over Portugal in the 2026 World Cup…
- BALO IS BACK! USMNT vs Belgium Preview, World Cup Drama & Weekend Recap with Kevin Egan! · 44 min · Episode 985On today's episode of The Cooligans Daily Live, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros tackle the massive controversy surrounding the USMNT as Folarin Balogun's red card…
- Life Without Balogun, USMNT vs Belgium Preview, Klopp's Germany Move + WC Knockout Drama · 54 min · Episode 984In this episode of Cooligans Daily Live, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros tackle the fallout from Folarin Balogun's costly red card and look ahead to the USMNT's crucial…
- USMNT vs Belgium Preview with Brian Dunseth + Harry Kane Saves England & Exclusive ROC Nation Interview · 54 min · Episode 983Brian Dunseth joins The Cooligans to break down the USMNT's impressive 2-0 victory over Bosnia and preview a massive Round of 16 showdown with Belgium. We also react to Harry…
- USMNT Beats Bosnia to Reach World Cup Round of 16! Taylor Twellman Reacts & Belgium Awaits · 49 min · Episode 982The USMNT is through to the World Cup Round of 16 after a commanding 2-0 victory over Bosnia & Herzegovina. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros are joined by Taylor Twellman…
- USMNT vs Bosnia Preview, Haaland Makes History & Can France's Attack Be Stopped at the World Cup? · 54 min · Episode 981Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT's Round of 32 clash against Bosnia & Herzegovina, react to Erling Haaland leading Norway to its first-ever World Cup…
- USMNT vs Bosnia Preview + Germany's World Cup Disaster & Is Brazil Ready to Make a Championship Run? · 54 min · Episode 980Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT's Round of 32 showdown with Bosnia & Herzegovina by revealing their predicted lineups, key players to watch, and score…
- Canada Makes World Cup History While the USMNT Faces Knockout Pressure + FOX's $50K World Cup Fans · 54 min · Episode 979Canada made history by winning its first-ever FIFA World Cup knockout match, and we break down whether Jesse Marsch's squad has what it takes to keep its Cinderella run alive. We…
- Portugal Held Scoreless, Ronaldo Under Fire, Colombia Win Group & Round of 32 Preview · 54 min · Episode 978Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to Colombia's 0-0 draw with Portugal, a result that sends Colombia through as Group winners while raising serious questions…
- France Crush Norway, Dembélé Shines & Is Mbappé Frustrated Despite Winning Group I? · 40 min · Episode 977Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to France's commanding 4-1 victory over a shorthanded Norway to secure first place in Group I at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The…
- Mbappé vs Haaland, Ecuador Stuns Germany & Pochettino's USMNT Contract Bombshell · 1 h 5 min · Episode 976Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview one of the biggest matches of the World Cup group stage as Kylian Mbappé's France takes on Erling Haaland's Norway with first place…
- USMNT Fall to Türkiye, Time to Panic? Gianluca Busio Joins & Bosnia Knockout Preview · 50 min · Episode 975Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to the USMNT's 3-2 loss to Türkiye to close out the World Cup group stage and debate whether the performance is a warning sign…
- Vini Jr Ignites Brazil, USMNT's Knockout Path Clears & Canada Lands Favorable Draw · 54 min · Episode 974Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Brazil's dominant 3-0 win over Scotland as Vinícius Jr. continues his incredible World Cup form and Neymar makes his long-awaited…
- 6 Spicy World Cup Predictions, Ronaldo's Record Brace & USMNT's Turkiye Test Ahead of Knockouts · 54 min · Episode 973Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver six bold World Cup predictions, including whether Kylian Mbappé can break Lionel Messi's World Cup scoring record, if Cape Verde…
- Messi's Historic Record, Mbappé's Hunt, Bruce Arena talks USMNT & Haaland's Rise · 54 min · Episode 972Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver six spicy World Cup takes, led by the bold claim that Mauricio Pochettino has changed soccer in America forever. The guys then…
- Pochettino Changed American Soccer Forever, Portugal Under Pressure & England's Attack · 54 min · Episode 971Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver six spicy World Cup takes, led by the bold claim that Mauricio Pochettino has changed soccer in America forever. The guys then…
