The real reason your Databricks week never got simpler - it isn't the lakehouse

Your org finished the migration. Two systems became one. The nightly copy nobody wanted to own is gone, and so is the quarterly meeting where finance and the data science team each showed up with a real revenue number from tables in different buildings. That pain was real, and it is genuinely dead. So why does your week feel heavier than the deck promised?

Because most of what got sold as simplification was a relocation. The copy didn't die, it turned into an argument about which schema in which catalog is the real one. The sync job didn't die, it became a maintenance calendar that pages…