The Dick Show
by Dick Masterson
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About this podcast
The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'
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- Episode 529 - Dick on Crash-Out Advice · 2 h 6 minMewing, one-ply toilet paper, Brandon Herrera is defeated by the Blue Wave, Game of Thrones of email jobs, and advice on crashing out; all that and more on this episode of The…
- Episode 527 - Dick on Fat Ghosts · 1 h 26 minA Halloween wreath, Raffi hidden songs, a Bob Ross apology, man vs. tiger, some ethnic-theme ghosts, a Lena Dunham jump scare, Down Syndrome Halloween books for kids, mistaken…
- Episode 526 - Dick on Late Payments · 2 h 1 minMy frigerator stops running, an all-women execution squad, the Cornell Seven, cloud gaming, the League of Women Voters, Vivek tries to pick up a kid, Post Partum Psychosis, and…
- Episode 525 - Dick on Crappy Horses · 2 h 4 minRetaking a bad picture, a bunch of cowboy stuff, murrlogic calls in about his living situation, and fat women at puppet shows; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
- Episode 524 - Dick on The Real Real Ghostbusters · 1 h 50 minThe 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit…
- Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas · 1 h 44 minA Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and…
- Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto · 1 h 33 minGrand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins…
- Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning · 2 h 4 minFat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not…
- Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester · 2 h 0 minBeing fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting…
- Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito · 1 h 51 minThe War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my…
- Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League · 1 h 51 minMorrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at…
- Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG · 1 h 43 minA fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting…
- Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief · 1 h 52 minA man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this…
- Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts · 1 h 44 minFour women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and…
- Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover · 1 h 51 minA fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show
- Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid · 2 h 6 minA very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a woman eats the entire food…
- Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades · 2 h 2 minSpencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry…
- Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment · 1 h 51 minHasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't…
- Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song · 1 h 57 minA man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los…
- Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer · 2 h 2 minTV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice…
- Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media · 1 h 39 minThe Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and…
- Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs · 3 h 11 minRay Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue…
- Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common · 1 h 57 minSingle Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation…
- Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises · 2 h 13 minGoing to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity…
- Episode 504 - Dick on Fat Libs · 2 h 27 minWhitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob of bicyclists are arrested, a new…
- Episode 503 - Dick on Vengeance for All · 2 h 8 minIran makes some AI videos, Salvo Pancakes commits a hate crime, India creates a new kind of music festival, the Sol Ringers Maddox looking and Chad counter, a bolo gun for lady…
- Episode 502 - Dick on The Day the Chungus Died · 2 h 42 minChuck Norris is dead, Iran blows up Israel's secret nuke lab, a camp for your wife, more Sol Ringers, and a guy who has problems with his mother; all that and more this week on…
- Episode 501 - Dick on Sol Ringers · 2 h 31 minNetenyahu is dead, ripping up library books, a guy dies because his ambulance gets stolen, Malcom in the Middle is raped, the Manosphere is devastated, treason on TikTok, 10,000…
- Episode 500 - Dick on Chekov's Nuke · 2 h 43 minIran fails to deliver a nuke, the hospital loses my kidney stone, birthdays for men, a domestic abuse vasectomy, DEI classes, twinks vs. sissies, fat women vs. rings, a human…
- Episode 499 - Dick on More Ayatollahs · 2 h 34 minIsrael goes to war with Iran, things are blown up in Dubai, AirBnb-conditioning, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, Sven Stoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, advice on…
- Episode 498 - Dick on Hitler Ice Cream · 2 h 13 minRestore Britain doesn't care, a racist advertisement is banned, a guy gets the world's worst face tattoo, an incident at the pee factory, the Fart N girl deserved it, Pokemon Go…
- Episode 497 - Dick on SomaliaScan.com · 2 h 35 minThe creator of SomaliScan.com calls in, the Book of Mormon musical gets r*ped, Spencer Pratt runs for mayor of Los Angeles, Clavicular demonstrates "midmaxxing" for Peter Thiel…
- Episode 496 - Dick on Chungucide · 2 h 35 minThe Sean curse hits me in the wiener, funny bits from the Epstein files, a homeless man cons the hospital I'm at, white people's Power Points, cleaning up crime scenes, caste…
- Episode 495 - Dick on Emergency Ribs · 2 h 13 minICE vs. Communists, a Black woman brings ribs to the emergency room, things stuck up butts and other gay walks, synchronized suicide pods, Andrew Tate abuses his son, a news girl…
- Episode 494 - Dick on The Final Fat Frontier · 2 h 5 minTwo fat Mexicans at swimming lessons, NO MA'AM, the UK fails to brainwash young men again, a Reddit mod spergs out, the new fat and Black and gay Star Trek, melon bread, the ADL…
- Episode 493 - Dick on ICE on Ice · 2 h 0 minRoyce from "Revenge of the Cis" is in studio! A woman is killed on ice by ICE, the "I'm just a girl" defense, Dan Boingo spergs out, Quirk Chungus, breaking into day care, Time…
- Episode 492 - Dick on Homeless Surveys · 2 h 51 minMatthew Cox calls in about stealing identities from the homeless and going to prison for $60 million in mortgage fraud, Venezuela is liberated from communists, I take a weed…
- Episode 491 - Dick on Strangest Things · 2 h 38 minThe Stranger Things coming out scene, a bunch of Somalians do day care, two fat women ruin your day, the pivotal decision of GTA 6's pride parades, Calfiornia ruins tortillas…
- Episode 490 - Dick on Christmas Crash-Outs · 2 h 25 minVivek's annual Christmas crash-out, Poop Dad is a hit, celebrity boxers getting beat down, Rob Reiner gets killed by REEFER MADNESS, Epstein nostalgia, Congolese monkey meat…
- Episode 489 - Dick on SantaCon · 2 h 21 minSanta rips me off, endangered plants and the Malibu fire, Nick Funetes rapes Piers Morgan, a cholo tries to shake me down, H1-B teachers, the Gravedigger calls in, how to cremate…
- Episode 488 - Dick on Cursing on the Moon · 2 h 47 minBatteries get dumped into Africa, the antisemite of the year award, liquor and machetes for the homeless, a post-stabbing N word defense, terrorism notes for the New IRA, women…
- Episode 487 - Dick on Black Krang · 2 h 21 minWhat I want for Christmas, Black Krang, the day the screaming stopped, a woman soldier gets killed, Tucker Carlson says a slur on television, wearing a Santa shirt to go see…
- Episode 486 - Dick on Grocery Stars · 2 h 54 minDownsyndrome flashcards, my truck slowly breaks down, USPS tries to ban illegal truckers, a bunch of Twitter accounts get doxed, a fat woman has two pieces of cake, Somalians…
- Episode 485 - Dick on Quirk Chungus World · 2 h 47 minChristmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls…
- Episode 484 - Dick on HIPPO Violations · 2 h 17 minA fat woman complains about her health insurance, 50 year mortgages, a "rape chart", women and Communism, a racist's racist, losing at paintball, and a guy has a terrible…
- Episode 483 - Dick on Goat Milk · 2 h 22 minSNAP covers DoorDash and other astounding facts, a lesbian-run bar has no alcohol, poorly layed cement, I'm sick on Halloween, Tucker Carlson interviews Nick Fuentes, Bill Gates…
- Episode 482 - Dick on Sean's Animal Corner: The Game · 2 h 13 minA man dressed like an SS officer walks into a bar, going to a meth pumpkin patch, food stamps are canceled, cigarette diarrhea, a man creates an app, H1B job listings, freeway…
- Episode 481 - Dick on The Gooch Seam · 2 h 28 minA fat teacher leads a No Kings protest, Antifa vs. Antifat, my son has a strange injury, some boys use the n word, The Great Feminization, Gretta Thumberg gets beat up by the…
- Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall · 2 h 39 minI get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap…
