The Hookup
by iHeartPodcasts
Episode 10: Everyone Eventually Becomes a Crab
About this podcast
What do you do when your boyfriend goes missing? Engage in a series of strategic hookups to solve the mystery, of course. THE HOOKUP is a risqué mystery-thriller following a college student who thinks he’s funnier than he is, driven by the hunger to locate his missing beau. But-- as our hero will soon learn, no amount of showering can wash your hands of a bad hookup.
**CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains sexually explicit themes and scenarios. Some content may not be suitable for all ages. Listener discretion advised.**
Episodes
- Episode 10: Everyone Eventually Becomes a Crab · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 10Damian launches his final showdown, resolving to destroy the brewery and free the Goons of the hive mind’s influence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Episode 9: Polycule Story, Bro · 31 min · Season 1 Episode 9Damian and Wade investigate Choc’ Full of Nuts – and what lies beneath. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Episode 8: Crab Mentality · 26 min · Season 1 Episode 8After botching an apology to Wade (Nico Greetham), Damian reluctantly spends the afternoon with an unlikely “friend.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Episode 7: Quoth the Raven “Are You on PrEP?” · 29 min · Season 1 Episode 7A manufactured meet-cute brings Damian to meet Elias (Augustus Prew) at the student clinic – where a dark side of Santi’s past emerges. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
- Episode 6: There’s No Such Thing as a Hive Mind Charlie Brown · 30 min · Season 1 Episode 6A reunion with Mateo reveals a startling twist about The Hookup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Episode 5: Woof · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 5A cute exchange student (Obi Abili) invites Damian to a “game night” which reveals itself to be—Werewolf. The prize? One bottle of the Hookup, to go. Refusing the party favor…
- Episode 4: Boiling the Centipede · 27 min · Season 1 Episode 4Damian reveals a painful secret to his psychiatrist (Tina Majorino), shedding new light on Santi’s disappearance… as well as Damian’s madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for…
- Episode 3: Drinking from the Holy Grail · 26 min · Season 1 Episode 3With Mateo by his side, Damian revisits the Ludlow Lodge for an ill-fated threesome with Bellboy (Jeffery Self). Plus, Damian comes one step closer to learning what the enigmatic…
- Episode 2: Midnight Oil · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 2Upon spotting a doppelganger of Santi on Meddle, Damian orchestrates a “study date” in hopes of discovering a connection to Santi. But, as so often they do, Damian’s neuroses…
- Episode 1: Snap, Crackle, and Cry · 31 min · Season 1 Episode 1When his boyfriend (Ray Santiago) goes missing, dysfunctionally plucky college student Damian Basil Hearst (Noah Feinberg) takes it upon himself to solve the mystery. But for…
- Introducing: The Hookup · 2 minFrom Blumhouse and iHeartPodcasts, this is THE HOOKUP. Listen to the first two episodes on Valentine's Day 2025. **CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains sexually explicit…







