About this podcast
What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin
Episodes
The newest 50 of 465 episodes
- 457 - Resident Evil (2026) · 1 h 37 min · Episode 461“Why is it called Raccoon City? It’s not nearly adorable enough.”This week’s scariest movie is... Resident Evil. This film has everything: apocalypse-proof Life cereal, a rolling…
- 456 - Five Nights at Freddy's 2 · 1 h 54 min · Episode 460“Our cooks are kind of busy murdering a child from your local community.”This week’s scariest movie is... Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. This film has everything: paranormal robot…
- 455 - Halloween H20 · 1 h 26 min · Episode 459“I don't know what's scarier. Josh Hartnett's hair or Michelle Williams' '90s eyebrows.”This week’s scariest movie is... Halloween H20: 20 Years Later. This film has everything…
- 454 - Ready or Not 2: Here I Come · 1 h 34 min · Episode 458“I'm sorry you have to see me naked. Stop trying to kill me and I'll clothe myself. But this is on you.”This week’s scariest movie is... Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. This film…
- 453 - Psycho 2 · 1 h 9 min · Episode 457"You're honor, in Yahweh versus Rome."This week’s scariest movie is... Psycho 2. This film has everything: municipal nuclear arsenals, O.J. Simpson crowd-work hazards, And…
- 452 - Critters 2 · 1 h 12 min · Episode 456“Shut the fuck up and dress like an Easter bunny.”This week’s scariest movie is... Critters 2. This film has everything: reptile piercings at Claire's, Soviet critter espionage…
- 451 - Phantasm IV: Oblivion · 1 h 54 min · Episode 454“Every place I have sex automatically becomes historical.”This week’s scariest movie is... Phantasm IV: Oblivion (With Mikey Randolph). This film has everything: hybrid Beast…
- 450 - Scooby Doo on Zombie Island · 1 h 20 min · Episode 453“I can't wait for you to read the Google AI summary about the Beast's dick.”This week’s scariest movie is... Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. This film has everything: TSA…
- 449 - IT Part 2 (1990) · 1 h 16 min · Episode 452“If you don't snap out of this, I will kill us both.”This week’s scariest movie is... IT Part Two. This film has everything: infomercial-grade bicycle cards, dead-light spider…
- 448 - IT Part 1 (1990) · 1 h 45 min · Episode 451“We're living at the end of an empire, and we're just going to have to get through it. And thank God A24 is here to help.”This week’s scariest movie is... It Part One. This film…
- 447 - The Monster Squad · 1 h 15 min · Episode 450“Dracula is the Ted Kaczynski of this movie. I'm sick of not saying it.” This week’s scariest movie is... The Monster Squad. This film has everything: vampire-based church…
- 446 - Ghostwatch · 1 h 23 min · Episode 449“The problem is, there are too many pussies in the glory hole.”This week’s scariest movie is... Ghost Watch. This film has everything: manosphere bedroom logic, haunted throats…
- 445 - One cut of the Dead · 1 h 14 min · Episode 448“This should be a PSA for make weird shit with your friends.”This week’s scariest movie is... One Cut of the Dead. This film has everything: emergency houseplant compost…
- 444 - Creep 2 · 1 h 11 min · Episode 447“Murderers can't be choosers.”This week's scariest movie is... Creep 2. This film has everything: erotic wolf cosplay, one-legged worm shaking, And trolley-problem morality. If…
- 443 - Lake Mungo · 1 h 9 min · Episode 446“Ma'am, what do you think your daughter looked like?”This week’s scariest movie is... Lake Mungo. This film has everything: paranormal water features, quarterly backyard photo…
- 442 - Companion · 1 h 42 min · Episode 445“That’s the reason Jack Quaid named his Goo Goo doll Iris.”This week’s scariest movie is... Companion. This film has everything: robot breakups, Toaster Targeted victory…
- 441 - Backrooms · 1 h 27 min · Episode 444“Too much labyrinth, not enough Bowie.”This week’s scariest movie is... Backrooms. This film has everything: Lightning Plumbers, Sappy Blood, and your uncle’s worst vacation…
- 440 - Obsession · 2 h 7 min · Episode 443“It’s kind of like an incel found a monkey’s paw.”This week’s scariest movie is... Obsession. This film has everything: Cinderblock cockblocking, post-traumatic stress dinners…
- 439 - Hell House LLC 2 · 1 h 16 min · Episode 442“It’s clearly haunted. You dodged a bullet. Don’t chase that bullet down.”This week’s scariest movie is... Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel. This film has everything…
- 438 - Independence Day · 1 h 56 min · Episode 441“Alien King George can go fuck yourself.”This week's scariest movie is... Independence Day. This film has everything: Fruitopia Breakthroughs, Dolphin Wives, And a movie so good…
- 437 - Mars Attacks! · 1 h 21 min · Episode 440“We are not going to win against people who smoke nukes.”This week's scariest movie is... Mars Attacks! This film has everything: aggressive Martian accents, capitalist bike…
- 436 - Apollo 18 · 1 h 10 min · Episode 439“Rocks are only hard if you're touching them.” This week's scariest movie is... Apollo 18. This film has everything: B-52 moon crabs, "landliens", And Lennart Ruth’s space…
- 435 - Life · 1 h 23 min · Episode 438“This is 40 minutes of story in a two hour bag.”This week’s scariest movie is... Life. This film has everything: terribly timed funerals, aliens in trucker hats, And a starfish…
- 434 - No One Will Save You · 2 h 3 min · Episode 437“Have you heard the good news about Space Pope?"This week’s scariest movie is... No One Will Save You. This film has everything: nine-hat endings, tall gray nerds, And Raccoon…
- 433 - Alien: Resurrection · 1 h 54 min · Episode 436"This sets up that the alien universe has a space Pope."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Alien Resurrection. This film has everything: space’s least safe…
- 432 - Mother! · 1 h 25 min · Episode 435“Worst Danzig biopic ever.”This week’s scariest movie is... Mother! This film has everything: Another, another testament of Jesus Christ, Monkey Ghosts, And an anti-Jesus TED…
- 431 - Constantine · 1 h 48 min · Episode 434"Battlefield Earth for Christians.”This week’s scariest movie is... Constantine. This film has everything: the would-be Nick Fury of the Christian Expanded Universe, John…
- 430 - Exhuma · 1 h 25 min · Episode 433“Did you just read me a recipe for snake oil?”This week's scariest movie is... Exhuma. This film has everything: three foxes in a trench coat, Pavlov’s chicken, And a demon so…
- 429 - Saint Maud · 1 h 39 min · Episode 432“She’s got those like, have you heard the good news eyes.”This week’s scariest movie is... Saint Maud. This film has everything: Maudie Sue vibes, red-bottom Skechers, And…
- 428 - Anaconda · 1 h 22 min · Episode 431“He's going to treat you like a chalice.”This week's scariest movie is... Anaconda. This film has everything: Gingery Anna Jones, Serious Scooby Doo villains, And perfectly wrong…
- 427 - Primate · 1 h 43 min · Episode 430“There are two chimps inside me.”This week's scariest movie is... Primate. This film has everything: Mongoose Betrayals, capital-P prison sentences, And hero-chimp eulogies. If…
- 426 - Tremors 2: Aftershocks · 1 h 23 min · Episode 429“I am ashamed of me being a person.”This week's scariest movie is... Tremors 2: Aftershocks. This film has everything: Precambrian nonsense, payroll-hole disappearances, And…
- 425 - Predators · 1 h 24 min · Episode 428“They signed the waivers. Guys, I think we’re in the clear.”This week's scariest movie is... Predators. This film has everything: chaos-goblin fight energy, thumb-biting mandible…
- 424 - Clue · 1 h 19 min · Episode 427“If you were a singing telegram giving this much, you’ll be promoted to manager immediately.”This week’s scariest movie is... Clue. This film has everything: Mandela endings…
- 423 - Strange Harvest · 1 h 27 min · Episode 426“Don’t you want to be friends with Terry Apple?”This week’s scariest movie is... Strange Harvest. This film has everything: bargain-bin Mario Kart Characters, Dunder Mifflin…
- 422 - Critters · 1 h 40 min · Episode 425“You don’t eat critter veal, you monster.”This week’s scariest movie is... Critters. This film has everything: plot-farming dads, after-hours church, And cozy Baron Harkonnen…
- 421 - Snakes on a Plane · 1 h 45 min · Episode 424“I can’t believe I’m about to say this. It’s a genius plan.”This week’s scariest movie is... Snakes on a Plane. This film has everything: Mouth razors, reheated snake leftovers…
- 420 - The Final Destination · 1 h 26 min · Episode 423“Who produced this? The mob." This week’s scariest movie is... The Final Destination (2009). This film has everything: Hubcapped halved hillbillies, 4th floor hot tubs, and…
- 419 - 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple · 1 h 19 min · Episode 422“This is like, if Ron Hubbard walked outside to an alien abduction"This week’s scariest movie is... 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. This film has everything: Wine Drunk…
- 418 - Scary Movie 2 · 1 h 49 min · Episode 421“Apparently a bunch of people make cock and ball necklaces now” This week’s scariest movie is... Scary Movie 2. This film has everything: A horny ghost hookup, dirty talk…
- 417 - Friday the 13th (Revisited) · 1 h 40 min · Episode 420"Dying under Kevin Bacon. There's got to be worse ways to go."This week’s scariest movie is... Friday the 13th. This film has everything: kitchen mugs getting burned, pregnant…
- 416 - Him · 2 h 5 min · Episode 419“He has the trigger discipline of someone who only got a $50,000 signing bonus"This week’s scariest movie is... Him. This film has everything: NFL-wife Gwyneth Paltrow energy…
- 415 - Tales from the Hood · 1 h 33 min · Episode 418"It's like pre grave robbing. It's all the grave robbing. But no diggity"This week’s scariest movie is... Tales from the Hood. This film has everything: a Ded Talk, tiny little…
- 414 - The Long Walk (2025) · 1 h 57 min · Episode 417"I think you and I would get hosed down trying to walk up that fucking hill."This week’s scariest movie is... The Long Walk. This film has everything: Stebbins sneezes, out of…
- 413 - 28 Years Later · 1 h 27 min · Episode 416All you have to do is provide 90s rapper level bling and food."This week's scariest movie is... 28 Years Later. This film has everything: Edgar Allan Poe boys, the freshest…
- 412 - Bring Her Back · 1 h 37 min · Episode 415“I just wish it wasn’t the grapefruit method"This week's scariest movie is... Bring Her Back. This film has everything: a sexy and shirtless Jesus digging up the dead, a 10 year…
- 411 - Good Boy · 1 h 1 min · Episode 414"We named the dog Indy."This week's scariest movie is... Good Boy. This film has everything: Pausing for paws. WW1 pilots. And playing fetch till your arm falls off. If you love…
- 410 - The Conjuring: Last Rites · 2 h 1 min · Episode 413"Worst. Criss. Angel. Magic trick. Ever."This week's scariest movie is... The Conjuring Last Rites. This film has everything: Egg Whites. Science Romeos. And Realty…
- 409 - Krampus (2015) · 1 h 28 min · Episode 412"Keep our hot cocoa hot and our ankles unclaimed."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Krampus. This film has everything: Snow Huluds,. Mouths agape, and proof the…
- 408 - Hot Fuzz · 2 h 3 min · Episode 411“Olivia Colman, calm down.”This week's scariest movie is... Hot Fuzz. This film has everything: Ocular patdowns. A loose swan. And a the most charming bond to walk the earth. If…
