The Luke and Pete Show
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In Memory of Danny Kelly
In Memory of Danny Kelly
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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- In Memory of Danny Kelly · 31 minOn today’s show, we pay tribute to a legend of broadcasting in Danny Kelly, who passed away yesterday. Luke remembers Danny as a friend and colleague – welcoming, hard-working…
- Just Play the Hits · 26 minAfter a quick analysis of the pros and cons of Fireworks Night, we return to the subject of Halloween to talk about naff DJs, parties in churches and, naturally, hot woks…
- Wet and Old and Compromised · 34 minThe US midterms are the order of the day and it turns out lies and weird nicknames can’t win you elections. Luke and Pete discuss whether the Democrats will manage to fumble this…
- Another Boat, Please · 30 minLuke’s been reading about early nineteenth-century whaling and is at our service to tell us all about it. We’re talking whale riding, getting stranded on Pacific islands and…
- Extended Cuban Funk Jam at 1pm · 32 minTime is a cruel mistress. Luke used to be able to take regular transatlantic flights without batting an eye and now the clocks changing knocks him for six. Pete, meanwhile, is…
- A Bad Ticker · 32 minPete keeps seeing women who resemble his mum and he thinks he’s figured out how to share this news with the world. Luke’s not sold on his plan. After some family chat, it’s time…
- Give Us a Chance · 31 minWhile Pete's been charmed by an Instagram lad’s enthusiasm, Luke’s been bored out of his mind by Wolves vs. Portsmouth. So poor was the spectacle, in fact, that it briefly made…
- Train the Crowd · 36 minLet’s see in the week by sounding off about Trump’s America, where a man’s execution was maybe going to be livestreamed to the populace. Also up for discussion is the sheer…
- A Five-Star Fell · 34 minThere’s nothing quite like fixing something with your bare hands, as Luke will attest. Boiler 0, Mr Moore 1. Under the microscope today are topics including football both real…
- Prison Hooch · 30 minEver broken into the lead singer of Silverchair's house, stolen a skateboard and gone riding down the street beer in hand after the greatest success of your career? We kick…
- The Panda Conspiracy · 31 minRecent geopolitical events have got Pete wondering whether he could successfully land a plane - any guesses for the response from a technologically capable man riddled with self…
- Addicted to the Whoops Gun · 30 minHow does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think about. Once that’s been dealt with…
- Crisp 'N Dry · 32 minThe food stays crisp and dry, everyone. Let’s sing about it before your esteemed hosts reflect on how frightening children’s media used to be (and the ubiquity of weird men in…
- Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings · 33 minThis fine Monday brings with it tales of Luke and Pete’s respective relationships with the devil’s lettuce, as well as a very nasty internet comment about Mr Donaldson’s home…
- A Voracious Reader · 31 minWe’re kicking off today’s proceedings with a jaunt down a very Scottish memory lane, as Luke and Pete reflect on Dundee’s greatest export: the comics of DC Thomson. Those poor…
- A brief heads up would’ve been fun · 28 minBecause Ed Sheeran’s got no moral backbone and all the supporting artists have sacked his tour off, we’re here with unsolicited and unhelpful advice for the big man. No problem…
- In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland · 31 minThat’s it, we’ve decided that making fridges is far too easy now. Your favourite LAPS dancers are back to check in with the enshittification of modern life. At least Luke’s been…
- Corralled into AI Psychosis · 31 minLuke and Pete have got AI on the brain again and this time Anthropic and their public admissions of terrifying stuff are to blame. Chatbots, therapy from a computer, the end of…
- Air Force Pete · 31 minWe open proceedings with Mr Pete Donaldson telling his good friend Luke E. Moore about his trip to Poland, during which a woman was rude to him. Did he have an indie weekend?…
- A Heartwarming Phone Booth Story · 28 minWe kick off today’s show with a question of vital importance. What would be the most embarrassing song to be found listening to when you died? Luke and Pete name their picks…
- Banished from All Bar One · 33 minIt’s been a while since Luke and Pete chewed the fat, so naturally a run-down on Pete’s health is in order. How are the lungs? Is he off the caffeine? What news from disease…
- An Act of Radio Sabotage · 31 minWe’re going big on broadcasting on today’s episode, as Luke permits himself a bit of own-horn tooting vis-à-vis his versatility as a broadcaster and Pete gets asked about the…
- Heading to the Wasteland for a Hard Drive · 24 minFootball’s back, baby. Luke’s focus right now, though, is less on the games themselves and more on his anthropological fascination with the group dynamics found among young…
- Ricky Gervais Does It Again · 33 minBeing a parent to a small child is fraught with challenges, whether it be an unexpected early morning height-mogging by a tall dad or having to endure the dreadful, flustered…
- Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here · 31 minPete’s feeling the siren call of a tiny pressure cooker and Luke’s wondering why John Terry would bother ringing in to TalkSport to defend his footballing legacy. On a different…
- Whale Stench on the Machinery · 28 minPete recently spent half a monkey on a hotel and went to see some atrocious stand-up. Luke’s reminded of the time he saw Van Morrison completely phone it in on stage. Also up for…
- The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man · 35 minThe UK is experiencing its millionth heatwave of the summer and the world is on fire but at least a lot of shareholder value is being generated. On today’s show, Pete regales us…
- Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet · 24 minA hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turning blue like that bloke who kept…
- The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club · 32 minPete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees. Today we’re reflecting on the glory of the hotdog, the…
- Unofficial Chinese Police Stations · 27 minBizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and Pete details a data encoding furore…
- Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban · 34 minBuckle up, everyone, it’s learning time and we’re getting to the bottom of some mysteries. Why don’t animals have green fur? Why does Luke respect Pete as a broadcaster? You’re…
- Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter · 29 minIt’s a tech-heavy one today. Luke’s suckling on the teet of Apple’s Tim Cook, Pete’s bought yet another esoteric Chinese phone and together the guys have devised a breakthrough…
- Look at My Diseases · 31 minLuke reckons Jude Bellingham’s handsomeness is going underreported, Pete’s got iTunes on the brain and Mitch McConnell is having to prove he’s still alive. And that’s just the…
- The Pubsman Litmus Test · 31 minTop five Daves: go. Once that’s squared away, Luke and Pete get down to the business of boozer etiquette and methodologies for sorting the true pubsmen from the pretenders…
- Doggerland and Diggerland · 29 minPrompted by the subject of air fryers, Luke reflects on the tension between his working-class and middle-class self and encourages Pete to do the same. Naturally, this leads to…
- The Asthma Hour · 32 minPete’s use of an elliptical to ease his asthma has got Luke considering a treadmill purchase. Staying on the health train, Luke confesses that while he eschews intensely…
- The Unkillable Soldier · 30 minOn another sweltering day in the UK, Luke and Pete’s weather and air conditioning chat prompts a wider discussion about two-tier systems for the have and have-nots in society…
- An Aristocratic George Bush · 29 minAfter a quick Mick Jagger impression, Pete struggles to remember the name of 2026’s 'it girl' and Luke is forced to come to terms with the fact that cultural life is passing him…
- Two Hours Late for the War · 29 minPete finds himself outnumbered in his fight against the accusation that he’s a point-scorer and Luke takes the opportunity to explain his lateness to the second Football Ramble…
- Claude's Awful Drawing · 32 minLuke recently enlisted Anthropic’s Claude to draw him a picture and the result was truly awful. He freely admits he’s a man out of time and doesn’t know how to use this stuff…
- An Inedible Melon · 27 minLuke’s advising Pete to proceed with caution vis à vis chlorinating his own paddling pool, but Mr Donaldson insists it’s all under control. It’s the rubble and cement-based tasks…
- Richard Keys: The Musical · 32 minPete’s been working on a number for a musical about the life and times of Richard Keys, probably not coming to a theatre near you any time soon. But don’t be disheartened…
- Knob Out All Day · 27 minAt the onsen, it is customary to walk around with your old lad out. Pete, on his recent trip to Japan, followed said custom. On an entirely different note, we return to the…
- You Believe in the Moon? · 32 minPete’s come down with a wicked case of World Cup Fever, exacerbated by the rediscovery of his ceremonial Kevin Keegan rug that will surely have a part to play in this year’s…
- Wall-to-Wall Muck · 27 minNormal people are being price-gouged for paddling pools while conspiracy theorists insist that sun cream is population control. Summer is well and truly here. Meanwhile, the…
- The S.O.B. Show · 31 minOk you sonuvab***h, it’s time for half an hour of nonsense. Pete’s bringing tripe, Panera Bread and salty butter to the table. And, in exciting news, Luke’s been in Pete’s neck…
- Big Screens and Good Beer · 26 minThe Football Ramble World Cup Watch Parties rapidly approach and there’s a lot to be excited about, not least access to toilets and cold pints of My Fizzy Aunt. Elsewhere on…
- Not an AI-generated Podcast · 30 minLuke’s been to a conference and has discovered that there are companies producing thousands of 100% AI-generated podcast episodes each and every week. It’s the Wild West out…
- Dreadful Far-right Music · 28 minOn today’s episode, Luke and Pete get into the weeds of the British far-right and discuss the bizarrely disparate causes being represented at Tommy Robinson’s marches and the…
- Too Stinky for Press-Ganging · 33 minLuke’s been on the health supplements and Pete’s feeling gassy on account of his mānuka honey and apple cider vinegar consumption. Maybe that’s why he reckons his stink would…
