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The Morning Stream

by Scott Johnson

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • TMS 3099: Bad Burrito · 1 h 12 minHold me closer, tiny grocer. Giggily Choads! Meatcake. Too fat to fly. Chonky Hawk. Dogs On Loan. Thrests From Thrall! It smells alright. Dumped On, Hard Core. Reverse vacuum…
  • TMS 3098: Da Small Chin · 1 h 17 minSearanex is a basic bitch. Jesus Diabeetus. Ahoy-hoy Paloy. Are all words made up because like I really wanted to know? Sorry you lost, here's a mint. Hairspray Business on the…
  • TMS 3097: Rizancamoobab · 1 h 2 minNot the hardening I want. 3..2...SHIT! The Rugging of the bear. You ever seen a grown bear naked? WoW - World of Walking. Just Another Mundane Monday. Chomp Champ Chump. If it's…
  • TMS 3096: CowTooth Tacos · 1 h 17 minGum Cumtrol. We're celebrating birthday months now. Toots Are Common. It wasn't murder, he just killed a guy. 3, 2, Aw shit. Gotta Slab Em All. Pepsi - the choice of psychopaths…
  • TMS 3095: Trivia Newton John · 1 h 10 minThree Hitlers. How Bent is your Rodriguez. Ibbott Stubble. Hipster Doofus. Defensive Napkin. Ookla the Mok, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. These are Not the Droids You Are…
  • TMS 3094: In-Flu-Chuckers · 1 h 4 minI know what I dropped. Fatty disc of nothing. Full Basil Fawlty. Butt snake Swahili. Samantha Kinison. Hearing Kim's Eyes Rolling. Tulliver Veernot. Civic Minded Offspring. Scott…
  • TMS 3093: Human Skelepede · 1 h 3 minUncoveredville. Murray, Escape Room Capital of the World. Jack Box Ibbott. Forehead Testicles... Good Grief! How do you forget Woodstock? Schrödinger's piano. Ween Decor. Little…
  • TMS 3092: GodZillow · 1 h 9 minWell Paint my Pumpkins. 50 Shades of Bear. I Can Graph Cheeseburger. Parade of Paranoid Pumpkins. Big Ol' Poo. The Night Something. Drowning Your Sorrows in Coke Zero. Get your…
  • TMS 3091: Deal or no Dole · 1 h 1 minWhat Kind of a Dole? Throbbin' Hood. Is that a slice of cheese in your taco or are you just happy to see me? He went to a plantation upstate. They've taken my crotch to Isengard…
  • TMS 3090: Laika Lot · 58 minI Can't Believe It's Not VHS. Escape From Whatever Island. Temu the Hutt. Peeing In Peace. Upcoming Daughter. Clayface welcomes you to the movies! And You Can Fry Twice. Oops…
  • TMS 3089: Nieces Pieces · 1 h 26 minHambone Chamberlain. So Lonesome I Could Edit. That's Brian In The Corner. Pope Granny. I believe genitals are real. Giant poops are what you take, Pooping on the moon. Nextdoor…
  • TMS 3088: Minivan Halen · 1 h 21 minGoreos. Reeky Reeky BO Girl. Gen Z Gang Signs. There are TWO gates. Grandma's birthday party look. Open faced deep fried oreo. What's Lil' Blitz doing these days? You know she's…
  • TMS 3087: Glape 2.0 · 1 h 14 minFrogpants for Algernon. Halloween Lawn Peen. Visit the Stan Lee Chocolate Factory, You Silly Person. Do Dogs Have Problems Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Dixon of Hill…
  • TMS 3086: Quiche Tart Tart · 1 h 22 minDoorDash: Delivery Doofus. Two Paper Town. Exposed to naked wings. Welcome to Half Passes with Brian Dunaway. Tuner and Hooch. The Rickles Room. Bigger Box of Crayons. Up Like A…
  • TMS 3084: Giraffro · 1 h 10 minThe Denver Bronco. Angry Owl -clap clap- Is Watching You. Do chickens drown in rain? because I like seriously wanted to know. Caught Red Lobster Handed. Hide yo kids, hide yo…
  • TMS 3083: Crow Magnum · 1 h 9 minEbola Holmes. Ask Scott to Ask Brian to Ask Tom. It's not Delivery System, it's Delsym. Belgish. Pee Wee's Taco Bell. Gross germy ring. The kind of typo you can get behind. Oh…
  • TMS 3082: Deep Fried Disappointment · 1 h 13 minDaily Mucus Headlines. Cro "Magnum" man! What's his power? I Don't Like Creeeeeeeeed. William Default. The Teenth Offensive. The Gregorian Chant Calendar. There are THREE Layers!…
  • TMS 3081: Death, Taxes & Bots · 1 h 15 minA million bots suddenly cried out in terror, and then silenced. Smuggling Wine around Denver. Weekend With Barryyyyyyy. Miss Information and her Russian Bots. Oops! All Passes…
  • TMS 3080: Proof of Garbage · 1 h 20 minBattered with Batter. Don't submit titles like theeeeeeeeese! Casa Bonita Day. The Dumpster Guy Lied. Get your flute out of my face, Bob! Happy Octopussy Day. My Barry takes the…
  • TMS 3079: Mixing Up Mustaches · 59 minSir humpty hump. Jason robbins with two beeeeeeeeeeeees! Showing Tina the Butt. A Quicky Dicky! The Saddest Win. Superman funeral tie. What Am I wearing with Brian Dunaway…
  • TMS 3078: Cake Slur · 1 h 8 minOn The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeeeme! I need this video game…
  • TMS 3077: Hand of the Hutt · 1 h 11 minOh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans. Robot lava bath. Terminators…
  • TMS 3076: Pizza Sans Crust · 1 h 17 minGoogle Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something you put in your wife every day? Falco…
  • TMS 3075: Boneless Weiners · 1 h 3 minGo Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About The Jugs Of Fish…
  • TMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken · 1 h 12 minIt's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A Wild Helen Hunt…
  • TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out · 1 h 16 minIs Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture…
  • TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson · 56 minEncrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus…
  • TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob · 1 h 7 minIce Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER…
  • TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck · 1 h 10 minNothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them…
  • TMS 3069: Capable Dinks · 1 h 4 minMy favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball…
  • TMS 3068: Island of the Hut · 1 h 11 minWhimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big…
  • TMS 3067: Feral Kids · 1 h 25 minGosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I…
  • TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia · 1 h 21 minIs that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does…
  • TMS 3065: Brunette Fred · 1 h 9 minPope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.Colonoscapist. Do You Even…
  • TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni · 1 h 17 minI Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital…
  • TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball · 1 h 21 minThere aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor…
  • TMS 3062: Less Ratner · 1 h 17 minI'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer…
  • TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!! · 1 h 2 minNa na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by…
  • TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist · 1 h 32 minA Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little…
  • TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco · 1 h 5 minDepressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music…
  • TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate · 58 minAnother Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get…
  • TMS 3057: A pair of teef · 1 h 15 minThe Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee…
  • TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th · 1 h 17 minKick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile…
  • TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck · 1 h 1 minA bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man?…
  • TMS 3054: Wet Ribs · 1 h 7 minUnsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman…
  • TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon · 1 h 15 minDunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown…
  • TMS 3052: Polite Bear · 1 h 15 minThe Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R…
  • TMS 3051: Queet · 1 h 9 minHabernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji?…
  • TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco · 1 h 17 minMourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn…
  • TMS 3049: Tootin' Common · 1 h 8 minNot that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals. What's her bucket and…

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