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LGPE-10: Hole in the Sky
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Learn the Past, from the Future...
Imagine a perspective that has seen the whole of the human record—unbiased, meticulously observant, and rendered in high-definition. The year is 2152. The world is a graveyard of human ambition, and the ledger is being audited by the machines. Join Major X—a condescending, foodie-obsessed Super AI Bot from the future—as he sifts through the wreckage of a doomed planet.
This is a forensic accounting of Earth's timeline, presented in two distinct archives:
• Season 1: Invasion of Sweethaven: A post-apocalyptic saga of the Kingdom of Sweethaven. Follow the invasion of a self-aware Robot Army as they hunt for the rare isotope Scarcium-23 among the Pancake tribes—a peaceful, Zen-like species that defends the enchanted forest of Sweethaven with Ninja-level precision. It's a story of robotic rebellion, evolving human-like emotions, and the fight for the Draco Orion Galaxy.
• Season 2: The Late Great Planet Earth: Major X turns his clinical gaze toward Real Historical Events. Hosted by the dry-witted auditor Major X, The Late Great Planet Earth is a forensic celebration of a world that once was. From a vantage point beyond the noise of the present, we open the black box of history to rediscover the stories that shaped humanity: the mysteries, the myths, and the moments of profound genius that defined an era.
This is more than a recap; it is a cinematic, analog-saturated deep dive into the human experience. Through a lens of vintage warmth and forensic clarity, we explore the masterwork of a planet that never stops surprising us.
Learn the Past, from the Future...
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- LGPE-10: Hole in the Sky · 41 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 10Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... On Thanksgiving Eve, 1971, a man in a dark suit and a clip-on tie ordered a bourbon and soda, told a stewardess he had…
- LGPE-9: The 30-Ton Brain of Lightning · 32 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 9Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... In 1943, under the frantic pressure of World War II, a secret project in a Philadelphia basement began to take shape…
- LGPE-8: The Frito Bandito Hit-Job: Death of a Corn Chip Revolutionary · 28 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 8Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... In this transmission of The Late Great Planet Earth, Major X investigates the hit-job on a cultural icon: the Frito…
- LGPE-7: Top 10 Rock Bands of All Time from Planet Earth · 1 t. 7 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 7Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... Major X and Lieutenant ZeQuel engage in a spirited and contentious debate over the Top 10 Rock Bands from the late…
- LGPE-6: Major X Rant, Run, and Rank · 7 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 6Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... Join Major X, the galaxy's self-proclaimed greatest mind, for his most recent updates and news on forthcoming Late…
- LGPE-5: A Pay Phone, Grand Ferries, and Herd Mentality · 12 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 5Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... Major X's illicit acquisition of a Sweethaven pay phone leads to a comical confrontation with Tootle Pops, who, despite…
- LGPE-4: Breakfast Cereal Mayhem · 51 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 4Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 4 It's breakfast cereal mayhem as Major X, Lieutenant ZeQuel, and Tootle Pops engage in a spirited, 'live'…
- LGPE-3: Pheidippides and Marathon Records · 20 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 3Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... ABOUT THE SERIES "The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully…
- LGPE-2: Deep Dive into Texas Chili · 14 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 2Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... ABOUT THE SERIES "The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully…
- LGPE-1: The Late Great Planet Earth · 16 min. · Sæson 2 Episode 1Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... ABOUT THE SERIES "The Late Great Planet Earth" Series is a talk show, hosted by the omniscient and delightfully…
- LGPE-0: The Audit Begins (Mission and Theme Song) · 7 min. · Sæson 2Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... "The black box has been recovered." In this inaugural transmission, the auditor known as Major X introduces the mission…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 5 – Return to Colnago · 20 min. · Sæson 1 Episode 5Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 5 SCENE 21: RETURN TO COLNAGO Major X returns to headquarters in Colnago to debrief on the failed Mission with…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 4 – The Battle, Wedding, and Guitarmageddon · 39 min. · Sæson 1 Episode 4Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 4 SCENE 16: BATTLE FOR SWEETHAVEN The Pancakes and Robots battle in the Sleepy Chestnut Forest, with a showdown…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 3 – Free Will · 32 min. · Sæson 1 Episode 3Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 3 SCENE 11: MEETING IN SPOOKY PUDDIN’ Lord Stratmore visits Cannoli the Riffmaker in Spooky Puddin’ and makes a…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 2 – Scarcium Extraction · 37 min. · Sæson 1 Episode 2Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 2 SCENE 6: TOOTLE POPS AND A WIDOW’S TRUTH Home with Mascarpone and her family. Tootle Pops learns the truth…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 1 - The Invasion · 31 min. · Sæson 1 Episode 1Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... EPISODE 1 SCENE 1: THE INVASION OF SWEETHAVEN The Robots invade the Kingdom of Sweethaven. An initial attempt to…
- Invasion of Sweethaven: Part 0 - Prologue · 3 min. · Sæson 1Send the Pancake Eating Robots a message about the show... An introduction to wet the appetite for some Pancake Eating Robots, with Narrator Tom Hansley. Support the show ABOUT…
