About this podcast
The Restump Podcast should only be listened to as a last resort, it features two mates talking trash about their favourite footy team, The Fremantle Dockers."We don't rebuild but re-stump, we re-wire, we re-plumb."
Episodes
The newest 50 of 364 episodes
- Ponder the Squander · 1 h 13 minFor a fleeting moment there was a cup in the cabinet, an accolade in the armoire, a plaque in the pool room. Time to somehow Restump Podcast the split-second surrendering of the…
- The Element of Escapology · 1 h 15 minIt doesn't matter how you get there — the direct path, the scenic route, maybe you escaped from jail — you just have to get there. The Swans lulled us into a false sense of…
- Oh Errol · 1 h 4 minHopefully the boys light up the SCG and don’t be so reckless, like they were against the Hawks. We’ll be downhearted if Errol gets a hold of us! We’re in a prelim final! With…
- Move Heaven and Earth · 1 h 11 minIt's true, he is built different! Luke Jackson's heroics proved yet another of the unfortunate and unique season challenges Chris and his Cotton On Cats couldn't overcome. Time…
- Last Chance Saloon · 1 h 2 minWe can't allow tonight to be Sammy's finale. He can't end his hard-fought career with a straight sets exit! Time to rapidly Restump Podcast Freo's do or die ding dong against the…
- From the Canvas to the Cats · 57 minFor a moment there, us twisted, rusted-on supporters thought we may have lost our identity. But we weren’t letting Hawthorn take that away from us! Let’s just say deliberately…
- Dockchair Theatre · 1 h 7 minWe went in with a healthy level of nonchalance; we injected the appropriate amount of complacency and deliberately ended up lackadaisically horizontal. Time to somehow Restump…
- Murder of Crows · 1 h 16 minIn the pregame team meeting, Paddy misconstrued the collective noun for an instruction! Time to Restump Podcast that polished purple performance. Let’s start at that magnificent…
- Preserving the Pearce Powder · 1 h 19 minEverything is under control. The purple Pearce powder preservation plan will pay off. Time to Restump Podcast the manic moments of mayhem against the Dees. Straight off the top…
- Breaking Bevo's Bullclogs · 1 h 4 minIt was rarely pretty and it took us a while, but we found a way to break the dog clog. Time to Restump Podcast the minor premiership securing win over Bevo’s Bullclogs…
- Scalps Intact · 1 h 20 minIf Andrew McQualter still wants to be a scalper, he'll have to turn to Freo's finals tickets! Time to Restump Podcast Saturday evening's walk in the Optus Stadium park. Imagine…
- Attempted Carrjacking · 1 h 15 minIt wasn't the smoothest hit and run operation, but we saw off the attempted Carrjacking. Time to Restump Podcast the procuring of the points from the plucky Port Power players…
- Literally Rising Above It · 1 h 17 minTwo games and 11% clear at the top. We're isolated in a league of our own! We're getting lonely up here! Time to Restump Podcast that stunning performance against the swans. A…
- Sunblock · 1 h 19 minBlocking out just one sun? What an amateur megalomaniac Bill is! Time to Restump Podcast the retributive purple punishment Freo supplied the Suns. There has to be a sunscreen…
- The Pony Rodeo · 1 h 19 minThe difference between Shai Bolton and us Freo fans? Shai's head is literally in the clouds, ours metaphorically are! Do we even remember what defeat feels like? Time to Restump…
- KangaBrew Time · 1 h 14 minLukey Ryan loves to operate with time and space, but even he never thought he’d get to take a leisurely stroll in the park and stop for a cup of tea during a game! Time to…
- JL Was 'Ere · 1 h 18 minIt wasn't exactly the fist through the wall Clarko style, but JL left his mark at the GABBA, in more ways than one. Time to Restump Podcast Freo's felling of the former ferocious…
- Vosslemania · 60 minAs Vossy always says, "everything is just a mindset." When it came to taking down Callum, will was key! Time to Restump Podcast the Friday night atonement. On a Friday night in…
- Happy Smothers Day · 1 h 4 minIn more ways than one, you can’t have a smother without a mother and Luke Jackson just ensured it’s a dual celebration! Time to Restump Podcast the harvesting of the Hawks…
- Young and Younger · 1 h 16 minIf that was the trailer for the upcoming ten to twelve season series of Young and Younger, pass me a pen and point out where to sign! Time to Restump Podcast the downing of the…
- Ghost of Jack Newnes · 1 h 2 minHe did his best from beyond the field, but the days of Jack Newnes' haunting Freo are done! Time to Restump Podcast the little too close for comfort Carlton clash. Luke Jackson…
- Bye Gone Era · 1 h 2 minSometimes they’re derbies, sometimes they’re simply leg stretching, workload management periods. Time to Restump Podcast what was arguably the most mundane Western Derby in…
- Just Back Chipping Away · 1 h 7 minThe last thing a team with the word wood in its name wants to see, is a carpenter in the opposition working on defence! Time to Restump Podcast Lukey Ryan’s woodworking…
- Reclaim The Flame · 58 minYou’re more than enough Vossy, but we need you to bring back the infectious, contagious exuberance the miserable, joyless folk belted out of you! Time to Restump Podcast the…
- Marking Around · 1 h 3 minDid we really destroy the Tigers or did we just turn up when they understandably couldn’t? In any case Josh Treacy put on a marking exhibition, catching everything. He’d catch a…
- Studly Dudley · 53 minIs there enough Dudley to go around? Everyone wants to see more Dudley! Time to Restump Podcast Dudley’s disorienting of the Dees. He’s given us snippets before, thrilled us with…
- Scerri, Scerri Baby · 34 minFrankie Valli and his four seasons is no match for Chris Scerri Scerri Baby and his first season, and you can’t change our minds! Time to Restump Podcast the imminent making of…
- Not A Cattery Catastrophe · 1 h 6 minIt’s a unique game this Aussie rules caper. Almost as unique as the AFL’s caveat clad, ironic equality and inclusivity policy. Maybe next year we can play round one in Mumbai!…
- In The Right Room? · 34 minIs the overlooking of the workhorse, the defensive stalwart, the ten-year warrior, Lukey Ryan, unconcerning, or has it evolved into intrigue? Are we pretending the elephant in…
- Bubble Wrapped · 1 h 22 minIt’s time to remove the unnecessary risks. Bubble wrap him up, put him in cotton wool and cryogenically freeze him for a week and a half if we must! Time to Restump Podcast the…
- Mid - Forward - Ruck · 1 h 14 minNothing wrong with exploring, experimenting and pinch hitting, but highest and best use is always the most productive policy. Time to Restump Podcast all the latest goings on at…
- This Time It Will Be Different · 1 h 8 minIf at first you don’t succeed, pivot, and destroy all the existing evidence of your attempt. We landed a tad wide of the Strategic Plan mark but it was a learning experience. We…
- The Sandgroper Roper · 57 minThe Sandgroper roper. He's a rustler! Wrangler Wallsy and co are out there on their annual muster, lassoing and herding prized young West Aussies back to the Fremantle farm. Time…
- 674 Games · 1 h 2 minParting ways with our popular purple people is particularly painful this year. 674 games of experience and 3 meaningful contributors. Time to Restump Podcast all the Docker…
- Sunburnt In A Night Final · 1 h 11 minDo we all need to go guts up in the Bahamas for a while? To be fair to the Gold Coast Suns, if we’d gotten out of jail we would’ve been charged with stealing. Time to Restump…
- Make It Four More For Fyfe · 57 minIt's been a while between purple pints. But you get the feeling we're going to be well hydrated over the next decade. Time to Restump preview podcast the start of our September…
- September Secured · 1 h 5 minIt’s often said “A wrong King still believes his crown makes him right.” Give it up Kingy, there’s no place left to hide. JL has got your number! Time to Restump Podcast Freo’s…
- Pick Up The Recognisable Pieces · 1 h 2 minWe pick up the bits and pieces that are recognisable and look to the Dogs. Time to Restump Podcast the life leveller the Lions landed on us, which wasn’t as horrific as the…
- Taming The Lions · 35 minNot sure if Paddy has the conventional Lion taming temperament, but it’ll be one hell of a spectacle. Time to Restump Podcast preview Freo's Friday night’s clash against the…
- Prison Break · 1 h 4 minCan we ease up on the escapee artistry? Too many more of those wins and our hearts will escape our chest cavities! Time to Restump Podcast the too close for comfort win over a…
- Karl Marks · 53 minYes, he does and he also confiscated much of Carlton’s ball before redistributing it. Bloody marksist! Time to Restump Podcast Sunday’s tough win over those bold and brazen…
- No Room At The Purple Inn · 44 minSorry Blue boys, there's no room at the purple Inn. Time to Restump Podcast preview Sunday's must win game against the Carlton crew. We're in ripping form, we've got quite a…
- Reid The Sign · 54 minNearly a four large fine for Paddy because Harley wasn’t watching where he was going! What a travesty! Is this where the revenue raising AFL corporation world has gotten to? Time…
- Come At Us Footy Gods · 47 minIsn’t one of the perks of being an AFL footballer that it saves you from digging ditches for a living? $2 million a year and he still has to get on the end of spoony type shovel…
- Benchmark · 1 h 1 minIs young Murphy Reid now the benchmark? He certainly is at the MCG after leaving a mark on the bench that Brayden Maynard callously and recklessly shoved him into! Time to…
- Blood, Switta and Tears · 1 h 1 minBlood, Switta and tears encapsulates Saturday night and it was the exception to the ‘never as good or as bad as it seems’ rule. As a moment, an occasion and result, it was better…
- That Swan Costly Loss · 52 minWith great possession power comes great accountability. Time to Restump Podcast Sunday’s small setback. Our 6-game winning streak came to an end at the hands of powerful Swans…
- Blades Of Glory · 40 minWhat's all this commotion about the SCG surface? It shouldn’t be a problem for our beloved Freo Dockers as we’ve been skating on thin ice for thirty years! Time to Restump…
- Successful Hunting Expedition · 1 h 7 minMost of us will forever love Rosco. However, while difficult and precarious at times, it was pretty pleasing to enter the Optus Stadium safari park Sunday and take down a big…
- Calukeb Jacksong · 60 minSo productively in sync and inseparable are Serong and Jackson, they’re starting to morph into one Calukeb Jacksong entity! Time to Restump Podcast the dispatching of the Dons. A…
