About this podcast
Society has collapsed. People are out of control. Simon Weekes welcomes comedians to suggest their rules that everyone has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don’t. This is the improv comedy podcast that will fix everything FOREVER.
Nominated for the Golden Lobes Best New Show and the Independent Podcast Award for Best Comedy.
Email YOUR rules to [email protected].
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Edited by Ewan Cameron.
Music by Julian Guidetti.
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Episodes
The newest 20 of 76 episodes
- Will Robbins · 30 min · Episode 67Comedian, actor and one half of The Lovely Boys, Will Robbins (Talking Good) demands that Simon help stop people running on pavements, having fun at the fair and offering him…
- Glenn Moore · 34 min · Episode 66Award-winning comedian, writer and podcaster Glenn Moore (BudPod / Button Boys) insists Simon help prevent him from always giving up his seat for pregnant people, picking up dust…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. VIII · 31 minIn the eighth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Chloe Petts to rebuild society in the image of Noddy, Robbie Knox to make airports run more efficiently with electric shocks…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. VII · 31 minIn the seventh compilation episode, Simon is joined by Matt Lucas to banish Nutella enthusiasm, Eryn Tett to end the tyranny of the star-based review system and Eshaan Akbar to…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. VI · 32 minIn the sixth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Matt Forde (The Political Party) to make fat cats be respectful to waiters, Kate Barron to bring dog owners to heel and Rich…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. V · 32 minIn the fifth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Alasdair Beckett-King (Loremen / Alasdair & Eleanor Read That) to put opera twats in their place, Shalaka Kurup (Hard Lines)…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. IV · 30 minIn the fourth compilation episode, Simon is joined by Matt Crosby (Pappy's) to curb his family's obsession with opening packets of cheese, Eleanor Morton (Alasdair & Eleanor Read…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. III · 30 minIn the third compilation episode, Simon is joined by Elis James (Elis James & John Robins) to ensure everyone laughs at his jokes, Lorna Rose-Treen (Time of the Week) to bring a…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. II · 29 minIn the second compilation episode Simon is joined by Rhys James to quell the chaos on pavements, Finlay Christie to abolish awkward conversations about money and Annie McGrath to…
- The Best of The Rules - Vol. I · 30 minIn the first compilation episode, Simon is joined by Tom Parry (Pappy's) to make house buying a breeze, Rob Copland to reign in food influencers and Sikisa to bring equality to…
- Russell Howard · 30 min · Episode 65Legendary stand-up and presenter Russell Howard (Five Brilliant Things) guides Simon towards diffusing hatred with pensioners dressed as animals and gluing society together with…
- Stuart Laws · 32 min · Episode 64Comedian and director Stuart Laws (Week Minded Podcast) helps Simon invoke God to humble bad drivers and one-man bands to prevent people standing too close in queues. Sign up to…
- Poppy Hillstead · 32 min · Episode 63Comedian, artist and podcaster Poppy Hillstead (Poppy Hillstead Has Entered The Chat) encourages Simon to punish wrongdoers by putting their avatar into a digital nightmare…
- Dane Buckley · 30 min · Episode 62Award-winning comedian, writer and podcaster Dane Buckley (Welcome to Hell) schools Simon in the art of tea-making and launches a mutiny to take over the Rulebook itself. Sign up…
- Evaldas Karosas · 26 min · Episode 61Award-winning stand-up Evaldas Karosas implores Simon to make cities more like villages by introducing everyone to each other's mothers and divvying up the world's information…
- Andrew White · 34 min · Episode 60Stand-up, writer and presenter Andrew White insists Simon introduce rules to make supermarkets honour their deals, charity shops keep their prices low and football bores stop…
- Heidi Regan · 35 min · Episode 59Multi-award-winning stand-up and writer Heidi Regan urges Simon to silence disruptive noises with withering insults and beefeaters. Sign up to The Rules' Patreon…
- Mark Cooper-Jones · 32 min · Episode 58Writer and Youtuber Mark Cooper-Jones (Map Men) encourages Simon to figure out rules that make it easier for him to talk with strangers and get rid of everybody's pets. Sign up…
- Ashley Blaker · 31 min · Episode 57Writer, producer, author and stand-up Ashley Blaker (BBC Radio 4's Hyperfixations) begs Simon to make people stop starting conversations about his tattoos and start stopping at…
- Tom Crowley · 26 min · Episode 56Writer, actor, comedian and podcaster Tom Crowley (Crowley Time, with me Tom Crowley) persuades Simon to help eradicate meat walls on train platforms with hopscotch and dedicated…
