The Scathing Atheist
by Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
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About this podcast
A weekly look at religion and the stupidity that breeds it. Hosts Noah Lugeons, Heath Enwright, and Eli Bosnick delve into theistic attempts to intrude on the secular world in an unflinching expose on just how juvenile the whole god thing is.
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- 713: Narnia Business Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 713In this week’s episode, we’ll do a long awaited neener neener dance RIGHT in christianity’s face, British conservatives think Pornhub is a documentary film channel, and Trump’s…
- 712: Wall Ketchup Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 712In this week’s episode, Jesus actually will give you candy, Grok predicts a future with President AOC and starts ugly crying a movie script, and Karis Burkowski and David…
- 711: Circling the John Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 711In this week’s episode, religion breaks its child murder record AGAIN, a cult tries to prove their sun magic in court beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Anna will be here to leave…
- 710: Obscene in the Wild Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 710In this week’s episode, Christians find god in ALL the wrong places, they continue waiting for Jesus to come back from getting cigarettes, and we’ll hear from somebody more…
- 709: Communion Busting Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 709In this week’s episode, Christians remember how well the last public execution went for their image, Oklahoma takes another step towards approving the Eli Bosnick Charter School…
- 708: Bakker's Doesn't Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 708In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth creates a department of HOLY war, we learn from a Fox News interview that Jesus is the gay, the truth, and the life, and that ding you hear…
- 707: Noah's Arkaeology Edition · 1 h 28 min · Episode 707On this week’s episode: The Daily Mail manages to to be less trustworthy than the BIBLE ... The Pope kinda tells us he’s sowwy for all the diddling ... And when making coffee at…
- 706: A Couple Short Peters Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 706In this week’s episode, Donald Trump gives himself infinity plus one Christianity points, Christians are pretty sure that Tillamook is making antisemitic kosher cheese, and we’ll…
- 705: A Steiner Correction Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 705In this week’s episode, the midterms are more Godless than ever, we meet the man who puts the Orr into “illegal donor”, and we learn that our high school experience could too…
- 704: Snake Juggling Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 704In this week’s episode, JD Vance is MEH on causing the apocalypse, Christians at Burning Man are wildly offended by a celebration of death and rebirth, and Nintendo set the…
- 703: Dolly Lama Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 703In this week’s episode, Donald Trump asks for a little of that rendering unto Caesar he’s heard so much about, Girl Scouts of America gets some blowback about their islamic…
- 702: Ready, James, Fire Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 702In this week’s episode, Christians will persecute THEMSELVES if were not gonna do it, Republicans warn us that dinosaur demons are eating the cats and dogs, and Don Ford will be…
- 701: DC-eased Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 701In this week’s episode, Trump doesn't WANNA get a shot, godless commie aliens wanna sap your precious ova and bodily fluids, and we’ll learn how to protect ourselves from the…
- 700: The 700 Club Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 700In this week’s episode, Jared Huffman applies for a job on our show, a lack of Christian soda cans leads to the unraveling of the fabric of society, and climbing a mountain in…
- 699: Communion Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 699In this week’s episode, Trump's religious committee tries to DEI so they don't DIE, a preacher gets kicked off a flight after a complaint from a baby with kidney stones, and…
- 698: Ranking the Angels Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 698In this week’s episode, Republicans will takes few rights off our plate rather than ordering their own, JD Vance sits down with Joe Rogan on the CHAIR...not the couch, and Don…
- 697: Graham Cracker Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 697In this week’s episode, the IRS gets a little closer to putting the ‘lock’ in Greg Locke, we learn that Jesus was probably just using an infinite lives glitch, and Lindsey Graham…
- 696: Ark Park's Narcs Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 696In this week’s episode, Heath is in Paris and Eli’s in Washington and Noah’s just showing back up from the Ark Park protest. And somehow we still managed to get a full blown…
- 695: Virtual Pretend Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 695Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ In this week’s episode, a bible school takes a vacation from sanity, the US…
- 694: Bearing False Witnesses Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 694Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ In this week’s episode, Trump has one particular religion’s liberty in…
- 693: Falsie Tulsi Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 693In this week’s episode, Tulsi Gabbard is in a cult worse than conservatism, Dusty Deevers rides off sadly into the sunset with tumbleweed rolling past, and we’ll once again learn…
- 692: A Ross to Bear Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 692In this week’s episode, the Grand Canyon state creates an Arizona UNTRUTH, we learn that God has an atheist sense of humor with his weather-based smiting, and we’ll finally get…
- 691: 31 Flavors Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 691In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth whittles down America’s list of real religions, we lament the shutdown of the storied Riverstone Christian Academy in the strip mall behind…
- 690: Gospel of Lies Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 690In this week’s episode, Trump puts the generosity in genocide, we'll learn that communion could taste a lot worse, and Promise Backlund will be here with this year’s hottest…
- 689: Circling the Drain Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 689In this week’s episode, the Pope gets around to calling slavery “our bad,” a Christian apostle hopes to follow in the footsteps of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and we’ll pull the plug…
- 688: Welcome to the Jingle Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 688In this week’s episode, America celebrates its birthday with 250 year old ideas about pluralism, all the holy water and anointing oil in Vatican City can't lubricate the arid…
- 687: Electric Monk Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 687In this week’s episode, the DOJ enters the 1st Amendment’s SPAM folder, Florida golfers who encounter a golden idol of Donald Trump will play it as it lies, and Ross Douthat will…
- 686: L Run Hubbard Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 686In this week’s episode, Christianity's persecution complex gets an annex and a ballroom, we learn that speedrunning halfway into a Scientology building leads to Xenu's paradox…
- 685: Banned Band Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 685In this week’s episode, we’ll ask if they’re still Mormon stories if you get sued for saying TRUE stuff, we learn about Satan's plan to corrupt the world using a high school…
- 684: Turin Test Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 684In this week’s episode, Donald Trump will read the only book dumber than he is, this new connection between public health and raccoon penis will surprise you, and we’ll take a…
- 683: Rope a Pope Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 683In this week’s episode, Donald Trump gets THIS close to saying he won the papal election too, we meet a bigotry-based puppet act almost as obnoxious as Jeff Dunham, and Ross…
- 682: Astro-Naughty Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 682In this week’s episode, Trump’s Easter message goes a little off track, we learn that Jesus Christ definitely skipped egg day again, and Biblepiece Theater will check the New…
- 681: Let Me Finnish Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 681In this week’s episode, The Washington Post puts the edit in editorialize, Republicans at CPAC plan to destroy the left with their girthy rizz, and Michael Marshall will be here…
- 680: Downchuck Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 680In this week’s episode, Pete Hegseth puts the A hole in “a holy war,” a top-level FEMA official makes up a lie about being the worst X-Man ever, and we’ll make sure our obituary…
- 679: Statue of Limitations Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 679In this week’s episode, Alabaman children make a much more depressing kind of wish, The Guardian is pretty sure AI witchcraft is on the rise thanks to Gemini of Newt, and Ross…
- 678: Epheasy Does It Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 678In this week’s episode, Greg Locke’s dark web of satanist enemies forget to pay his parking tickets, Pope Bobby goes full jestermaxx and clowns hard on the looksmaxxing…
- 677: AI Slopaganda Edition · 1 h 25 min · Episode 677On this week’s episode: America’s justification for war has some holeys in it ... Tucker Carlson ramps up his presidential aspirations with a meditation collab ... And we’ll…
- 676: "Paddy, Did He?" Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 676In this week’s episode, American Christians wonder if they can be Nazis with an S this time, a new reality competition show looks a lot like game night with Eli and his magic…
- 675: Lies of Commission Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 675In this week’s episode, Trump’s Religious liberty commission finds itself 1 for 3, Christian Nationalists gather in DC to break the first and second rule of Smite Club, and we’ll…
- 674: Measle Memory Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 674In this week’s episode, measles put the skibidi in Ohio, TP-USA tries to get more young Republicans by airing Kid Rock against Bad Bunny, and Ross Douthat will enter the “don’t…
- 673: Tree Looking Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 673In this week’s episode, Texas crosses some flaming Ts, Christian schools in Australia teach about the arkaeopteryx, and Don Ford will be here for some more strongly worded letters.
- 672: Fast Fashin' Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 672In this week’s episode, Christians declare that he who is without boot should lick the first soul, JD Vance is NOT allowed to hold the fetus trophy at the March For Life rally…
- 671: Lasso of Truthiness Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 671In this week’s episode, Christians demand NO shoving in line to the ovens, a Republican theocrat tries to confuse the globalists by starting a public JEWISH school, and “How…
- 670: De-Icing Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 670In this week’s episode Tucker Carlson is worried the horny woman in the area is his wife so he wants to ban porn, and Ross Douthat totally would’ve won that argument against…
- 669: PS FU Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 669In this week’s episode, America picks up an extra president, podcastiverse character Scottish abortion clinic lady gets conjured by the universe to murder satire, and Don Ford…
- 668: Uninsured Edition · 1 h 15 min · Episode 668In this week’s episode, Catholics still haven’t met their kid diddling deductible, we have a jance dance revolution party on the graves of our enemies, and Tom and Cecil will be…
- 667: CAIR-ful Edition · 1 h 0 min · Episode 667In this week’s episode, Christianity will put the PR in CPR, Kirk Cameron gets eschatological and makes quite a mess, and president of American Atheists Nick Fish will be here to…
- 666: Full Blown Devil Edition · 1 h 6 min · Episode 666In this week’s episode, the Maine Supreme Court considers the right to hide under your kid’s bed dressed like Satan, Joe Rogan thinks the ultimate AI god is gonna want his brain…
- 665: Serious Vulgarities Only Edition · 1 h 20 min · Episode 665In this week’s episode, running our hospitals through a group of bigot virgins will yield less than stellar results, Quebec does obnoxious honky stuff in both their French accent…
- Out of Office Notice · 1 minHey folks, just a reminder that we're taking the week off for American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week even more blasphemous than before. Happy Holidays.
