About this podcast
Life’s messy, weird, and sometimes downright crappy—but it’s also hilarious, relatable, and full of lessons. Join us as we peel back the layers of life’s little disasters, laugh at the chaos, and find meaning in the mess. This show is about everything and nothing all at the same time. No topic is off-limits, and no moment is too awkward to share. Grab a seat and let’s dive in!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 67 episodes
- Walks Suck, Trish Doesn’t · 1 h 18 minSend us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re joined by the one and only Trish Mears, star of the brand-new reality seriesTeam Moms Baseball, produced by Kim…
- Nightmare on Shit Apple Street · 42 minSend us Fan Mail 🎃 We’re getting into the Halloween spirit, Shit Apple Gang, and things are about to get spooky! 👻 Shelley gives us an update on her ghost that had been haunting…
- Sports Parents are F-ing Nuts · 1 h 5 minSend us Fan Mail SPORTS PARENTS: LET’S ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 🏈😂 Welcome back, folks! The kids are back in school, sports are in full swing, and apparently, some parents are…
- The Monthly Meltdown · 50 minSend us Fan Mail A brand-new monthly episode where we break down the things we talked about, argued about, obsessed over, watched, hated, loved, and somehow made into podcast…
- An Apple a Day with Missy Frazelle · 1 h 11 minSend us Fan Mail You beautiful little Shit Apples, this week we’re getting MEDICAL. 🍎🩺 We’re joined by Functional Nurse Practitioner Missy Frazelle for a very real conversation…
- Lady Boner Killers · 1 h 3 minSend us Fan Mail What kills a lady boner faster than you can say “never mind”? We’re getting brutally honest about the little things men do that can take a man from damn to…
- So…Who Are We Canceling Today? · 52 minSend us Fan Mail So… Who Are We Canceling Today? How many days has it been since the Epstein files became part of the conversation? What words are officially off-limits now, and…
- What The Hell Happened This Week?! · 41 minSend us Fan Mail Welcome to “What the Hell Happened This Week?!”, our monthly catch-up where we spill the details on everything that went down in our lives, from the ridiculous…
- Eric Jimenez: Busted 2 Bangin & Beyond · 1 h 18 minSend us Fan Mail This week, the Shit Apple Gang welcomes Eric Jimenez, interior designer, entrepreneur, celebrity makeup artist, and co-founder of the fabulous Busted 2 Bangin…
- The Summer Recap Nobody Asked For… · 45 minSend us Fan Mail Welcome back to The Shit Apple Podcast! We’re back, baby! It’s still hot as hell, but we’re back in the studio and, most importantly… THE KIDS ARE BACK IN…
- Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹 · 1 h 2 minSend us Fan Mail Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹 It’s our last episode before we disappear into summer mode, and what better way to send ourselves off than with a little vacation chaos?…
- Don't Invite Me If… · 1 h 3 minSend us Fan Mail Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same. This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From…
- Apple Logic 101 🍎 · 1 h 18 minSend us Fan Mail Apple Logic 101 🍎 Welcome to Apple Logic 101, where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect…
- You’re Too Old For That Shit! · 58 minSend us Fan Mail This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit? We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable…
- Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks · 1 h 5 minSend us Fan Mail “Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds…
- Shari and The Ship Apples · 1 h 38 minSend us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, the Shit Apples are joined by the incredible Shari Shipley for an episode packed with honesty, hilarious moments…
- Gift In A Box · 48 minSend us Fan Mail “Gift in a Box” is the episode where we unwrap the good, the bad, and the aggressively lazy side of gift giving 🎁 What actually makes a gift good? We’re talking…
- Big Dictator Energy · 56 minSend us Fan Mail Welcome to the most wildly entertaining world-building exercise you didn’t know you needed. In this episode, we crown ourselves the slightly unwell, highly…
- Don't Act Brand New · 45 minSend us Fan Mail Somewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking…
- Dirty Little Brains · 1 h 4 minSend us Fan Mail Dirty Little Brains 🧠✨ Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those…







