The Therapy Crouch
by Tall or Nothing
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About this podcast
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Episodes
The newest 50 of 338 episodes
- Abbey Banned From Interrupting Pete & The Husband Who Chose GTA Over Marriage | AMA · 25 minWe're back in the barn for another Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey kick off with temporary rented accommodation with a festive debate over when…
- "Who Wants A Chinese?!" Big John Fisher & The Romford Bull Talk Fame & Fights · 48 minOn this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back with home renovation rows as Pete questions whether flying to Florence just to look at an artisan cooker counts as…
- "Get That On Socials Guys!" Abbey's Vibration Plate & Attic Mice Squatters | AMA · 23 minWe're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building…
- 200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments · 38 minWe're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally…
- "You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA · 23 minWelcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh…
- Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals! · 50 minWe've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far…
- Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far! · 19 minOn this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely…
- Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast! · 50 minWe're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's…
- Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything · 16 minOn this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an…
- “Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers · 48 minWe're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20…
- "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA · 23 minWe're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has…
- How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma! · 54 minWe're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his…
- “You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions · 24 minWelcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick…
- Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past! · 44 minWelcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool…
- “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets. · 25 minThis week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to…
- What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama! · 45 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and…
- “Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend! · 25 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing…
- “The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce! · 1 h 1 minIn this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can…
- “You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama · 26 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s…
- Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals! · 41 minWedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests…
- He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets! · 29 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler…
- Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma! · 54 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen…
- “That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score! · 34 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom…
- Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare! · 50 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with…
- AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips! · 32 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine…
- Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter! · 43 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of…
- Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA · 21 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his…
- "He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama! · 54 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm…
- Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything! · 24 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting…
- Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?! · 49 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden…
- The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read... · 26 minOn today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From…
- America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It! · 57 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids'…
- Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women? · 12 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go…
- Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub · 25 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion…
- Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition! · 38 minThis week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal! Stay tuned as we’ll…
- A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup…
- Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal? · 25 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and…
- Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet… · 36 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while…
- Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window · 26 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the…
- Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters… · 43 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever. The pair…
- Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba! · 24 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos! The pair kick things…
- Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession! · 41 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast! Abbey reveals she’s…
- Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas · 45 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart. After a…
- Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In! · 25 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn. The pair tackle…
- He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything! · 25 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally…
- Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old! · 43 minWelcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode…
- The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake! · 26 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem…
- Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession! · 36 minOn today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why…
- Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?! · 28 minOn today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious…
- The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep! · 48 minOn today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast…
