The Top Three from Not The Bee
by Not the Bee
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Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really)
Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really)
About this podcast
The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren't. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.
Episodes
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- Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really) · 6 minWelcome to the show! Tim Walz says he was chosen for his ability to "code talk" to men, The New York Times talks all about crosses, and a few housekeeping announcements about the…
- One Gorilla Versus 100 Very Confident Men · 6 minWelcome to the show! Canada blew it (Oh Canada), Spain goes green and then goes black, and an internet debate over whether or not 100 men could take on one gorilla has people…
- Don't Step On My Blue Suede (Suit) · 7 minWelcome to the show! Trump wears a blue suit to the Pope's funeral and people are MAD, insurance companies are the worst, and Star Wars makes money when they make good movies.
- Floating High Above The Law · 7 minWelcome to the show! Two judges are arrested for doing seemingly illegal things and the dems are big mad, and a man is lucky he didn't kill anyone after doing some pretty…
- Trump Underwater With The Elderly · 6 minWelcome to the show! President Trump is popular with every age demo but one, babies might start paying off, and the Amish come out strong to help a community in need.
- A List Of Potential Pontifs · 6 minWelcome to the show! Who are the frontrunners in line for Pope? We go over a few prominent names, then we head back to the U.S. for some truly hilarious words from Elizabeth…
- A Papal Farewell · 6 minWelcome to the show! Pope Francis passes away, Colin Kaepernick throws his hat in the ring at 37, and a set of identical twins goes viral.
- Deportation Drama · 7 minWelcome to the show! The media are confused about many things, the least of which is the concept of illegal versus legal immigration, a former child actor lands in hot water with…
- Money For Nothing And Your Antisemitism For Free · 9 minWelcome to the show! Harvard doesn't want to comply with the Civil Rights Act, California is trying to stop people from stealing from self-checkout kiosks, and the IRS takes down…
- Climate Change Is Coming For Your Dog · 7 minWelcome to the show! Mother Jones says your dog is bad for the environment, some female celebrities are mad at other female celebrities and this is the wold we live in, and a…
- You Go (To Outer Space) Girl! · 6 minWelcome to the show! A group of ladies go out to lunch and then to outer space, Gretchen Whitmer is somehow still recognizable even when she's covering her face with a blue…
- Mr. Maher Meets The President · 5 minWelcome to the show! Bill Maher meets Donald Trump and it goes better than you'd think, a new foe meets the mosquito, and a senior citizen takes on a wild gator.
- Chicken-flavored Tariffs · 6 minWelcome to the Top Three From Not The Bee! Trump continues to tango with tariffs, a couple's relaxing weekend ends with one person in jail, and KFC releases a plague among men.
- Dire Wolves Or Dire Fakes? · 6 minWelcome to the show! Dire wolves are back...or are they? Jasmine Crockett says some pretty racist stuff, and you can collect cute old men in Japan, at least in trading-card form.
- The Rise Of The (Four-legged) Machines · 6 minWelcome to the show! Democrats think it's ok to murder people you disagree with, a robotic horse is the stuff of nightmares, and a man tries to contact an uncontacted tribe for…
- Mighty Morphin Franchise Ruiners · 5 minWelcome to the show! Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer…
- Breaking: Cricket Is A Sport (Apparently) · 5 minWelcome to the show! Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland.
- The French Say "Oui Oui!" To Lawfare · 6 minWelcome to the show! Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes…
- It's Always Who You Most Suspect · 7 minWelcome to the show! Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly…
- Casper The Friendly Ghost (Gun) · 7 minWelcome to the show! Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot.
