The Two EXES Podcast
by The Two Exes
Happy EX‑iversary
About this podcast
Two husbands. One fabulous story.
Join an ex-Jehovah’s Witness and his ex-Mormon husband as they spill the sacramental tea. From Kingdom Halls to Temple calls, they’ve been shunned, silenced, and spiritually ghosted—but now they’re loud, proud, and podcasting it all.
The Two EXES of faith now share their journeys from closeted believers to out-and-married besties with mics.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 51 episodes
- Happy EX‑iversary · 1 h 41 min · Season 2 Episode 25With one mic and zero regrets, the Two EXES look back on a year of oversharing! Listen in as The Two EXES discuss what learned about themselves, each other’s religions, and why…
- Sleeping With the Enemy...and Their Sound Machine! · 1 h 40 min · Season 2 Episode 24The Two EXES are back to tuck you in...with opinions. We break down sharing a bed, sleep trackers, weighted blankets, and whether separate bedrooms mean your relationship is…
- Propaganda & Premarital Hand‑Holding · 1 h 46 min · Season 2 Episode 23Join The Two EXES for a double feature of true "Cult" classics. We revisit “Saturday’s Warrior” and “What Is True Love?”, and talk about how these films made us feel then versus…
- Riding the Third Rail: Bias, Booty Lifts & Being “The Right Kind” of White · 1 h 27 min · Season 2 Episode 22The Two EXES are back for Part 2 of our “who even were we?” series. In todays episode we talk racism, white privilege, DEI, and what the hell our churches did to our body image.
- Bodies, Bias & Borrowed Organs: Post‑Religion Reality Check · 1 h 13 min · Season 2 Episode 21The Two EXES are back! From abortion rights, capital punishment, finances, and gun control...you know...cute little conversation starters. We compare what our churches taught…
- Statistically, You’ll Die of Something Boring · 1 h 40 min · Season 2 Episode 20The Two EXES are back! Our conversation on Death will take you from Terri Schiavo to immortal souls and “do your own research, man.” We unpack how we hope to die, how we fear…
- The Devil Went Down to Rehoboth · 1 h 47 min · Season 2 Episode 19The Two EXES are back! We talk Mormon “folk doctrine” about Satan’s swim team, Witness symbolism, childhood beach trauma, and why we still love the ocean even though it’s…
- The Pressure Drop · 1 h 42 min · Season 2 Episode 18The Two EXES are back! We revisit what our parents wanted us to be, what we actually became, and whether staying closeted, overachieving, and avoiding city buses in North East…
- Friendship! · 1 h 24 min · Season 2 Episode 17The Two EXES are back! We talk friendship, why we somehow have zero gay friends, whether a church is just a multi-level marketing scheme for buddies, and if “obligation…
- Field Trip Pt. 2 · 1 h 28 min · Season 2 Episode 16The Two EXES are back! In today's field trip episode we're answering more listener questions about what we believe now and how to be strong allies to LGBTQ+ family. We take a…
- Field Trip Pt. 1 · 1 h 28 min · Season 2 Episode 15The Two EXES are back! Listener questions take us on a field trip through angry deconstruction, wannabe prophets, and why “revelation” always seems to mean “we changed our minds…
- Miracles Are Just Magic With Better PR · 1 h 34 min · Season 2 Episode 14The Two EXES are back! In this weeks episode, we talk about which kinds of magic were banned, which ones snuck in anyway, and why Jesus turning water into wine somehow doesn’t…
- I can't...I'm... · 1 h 23 min · Season 2 Episode 13The Two EXES are back! We talk about all the times we said “I can’t, I’m [insert religion]” When it was used as protection, when it was used to be smug, and when it just kept us…
- Gender, Schmender · 1 h 20 min · Season 2 Episode 12The Two EXES are back! We talk about how our religions explained gender, who broke the “boy/girl rules” growing up, and why everyone is basically fighting over a big toe.
- Modest is Hottest · 1 h 31 min · Season 2 Episode 11The Two EXES are back, and talking all things fashion! From church‑approved suits and BYU beard bans, to who in our families serves looks and who serves…as a cautionary tale!
- Satan and the Natural Man · 32 min · Season 2Join The Two EXES as we piece together the mystery of the missing Demons and Evil Spirits episode. Was it Lucifer or Satan himself, who worked to keep this episode from coming…
- Armageddon or Bust! · 1 h 26 min · Episode 10The Two EXES are back! Talking End Times, apocalypse checklists (food, guns, cash), and whether either of us actually believe the world’s still on a divine countdown.
- Workin' 9to5! · 1 h 33 min · Season 2 Episode 9The Two EXES are back! From sabbath guilt to salary goals, we unpack how church shaped our 9‑to‑5s, our views on money, and why we only thought BYU was elite.
- Jehovah's Most Secret Witness · 1 h 13 min · Season 2 Episode 8The Two EXES are back! With a little liquid courage, mixed with listener questions. We talk about which doctrines we ditched, which we kept, and do our families miss the old us?
- Disneyland, Vegas, and a Mild Existential Crisis · 38 min · Season 2Today the Two EXES record from vacation, talking family travel, workplace drama, Jack Mormons, Vegas gambling stories, and whether plastic surgery is somehow holier than coffee.







