Toni and Ryan
af Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
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Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.
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- Toni Accidentally Went To A Funeral · 46 min.Spooky episodes - Best Friend Test - Funeral crasher- love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out…
- My Mum Touched My Toy · 31 min.Toni's tech tips - Sleep training - Confessions - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- The Biggest Bedroom Red Flag · 37 min.ADHD update - Bringing someone home - Monday mailbag - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out…
- Don't Let Dogs Lick The Plate | LIVE FROM CANBERRA · 19 min.Normal or Nah - Worst Supermarkets - Daddy Ryan- love ya!!!!! LOVE YOU CANBERRA Check out LAVA Coffee - https://www.instagram.com/lava_coffee Tell us what you reckon in the…
- Is It a Christian Self Help Book or a Gay Bar? · 34 min.Microwave buttons - Christian self help book or gay bar? - Toni the party crasher- love ya!!!!! Any awkward restaurant experiences that can top Toni's? Original Video…
- My Gay Best Friend Said It's Now Or Never · 37 min.Medical Comedy - Toni's Tech tips - Confessions- love ya!!!!! What have you taken without asking?? Lego YLTSI…
- Toni Bought DJ Decks · 37 min.Bunnings snags - Toni the DJ - Birks by November- love ya!!!!! See you at the Melbourne show tonight or at my DJ set after!!! https://5raves5days.com.au/ Tell us what you…
- Don't Turn The Heater On | Funniest Moments OF OCTOBER · 22 min.Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from OCTOBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch…
- Who Is Watching On Ryan's Account? · 53 min.Calendar VS Calendar - Normal or Nah - Birthday chat - love ya!!!!! Did everyone else know when cinco de mayo was?! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1…
- NEVER Fire Someone On Halloween · 51 min.Best online series of all time - Caught in dress up - Ultimate coincidence chat- love ya!!!!! Drive-through post office you've heard it here first Best Internet Series…
- How To Get Paid For Days Off · 41 min.Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Wedge window chat- love ya!!!!! What's the consensus on wedge experimentation and the proposed timeline? no bad ideas BUT we've already decided…
- The Sweatiest Hotel In Australia · 43 min.Golden Ticket TARPer - Monday mailbag - Chocolate - love ya!!!!! BEST ROLO PUN IN THE COMMENTS GETS SENT A FREE BLOCK!!! Gingivitis video…
- Hide and Reek · 1 min.One of our most chaotic conversations just got the animation it deserved. What started as toddler bonding quickly became Ryan’s most mortifying parenting memory, all thanks to an…
- The Dangers Of Bleach · 40 min.Coffee orders - Normal or Nah - Laundry mishap #2 - love ya!!!!! We hope you liked our special guests today (spoiler alert acting is just pretending shhh) Don't Forget To Join…
- Ryan Has Been Scammed · 45 min.Fuck marry kill - Opposite of an ick part 2 - How to fix your sleep- love ya!!!!! What's your fuck marry kill answer? Fonts - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdhooqjTVDg/ Don't…
- The Real Estate Photographer's Secret · 35 min.Toni's tech tips - Confessions - Toni's trip to Yarra glen - love ya!!!!! Where's the funniest place you did it... Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to…
- Toni's Sexy New Purchase · 38 min.Kelly Clarkson - Recommendations - Toni's slutty underwear- love ya!!!!! Have you ever ordered something and gotten a surprise? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion…
- Ryan's Trip To The Barber.... · 42 min.Barber small talk - Normal or Nah - Golden Gaytime eating - love ya!!!!! To everyone who thought I couldn't do it, eat your words like I ate that gaytime Don't Forget To Join…
- We're Going To The OSCARS!!!! · 40 min.Christmas planning - Block coincidences - Opposite of an ick - love ya!!!!! Have you organised christmas yet??? Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdIQCBvWhI Don't…
- Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit? · 34 min.Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Places you can get pregnant - love ya!!!!! Do you have a tech tip??? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The…
- A Warning About The Movie Verity · 39 min.Verity - 2027 calendar!! - Medical comedy - love ya!!!!! Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyan Toni's YLTSI…
- We're Buying A Car Wash · 36 min.Feeling funky - Buying a carwash - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Best hacks to get out of a funk??!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch…
- Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature · 35 min.Scenic rim - What did you sleep through? - Google maps - love ya!!!!! Do you hate turning right as much as Toni?? Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK…
- Hooking Up In The Hospital · 30 min.Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Small screen purchases- love ya!!!!! What's the craziest thing you've bought on a small screen? Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread…
- Toni Is Becoming A DJ · 32 min.Daylight savings - Stacey deepdive - Tour updates - love ya!!!!! Are you cat or dog? Stacey Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU Tell us what you reckon in the…
- Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER · 24 min.Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from SEPTEMBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP…
- Toni Got Shamed At A Cafe · 40 min.Movie titles - Normal or Nah - Quirky cafes - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is · 36 min.An apology - Coincidence Chat - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- We Are Going On A Renovation Reality Show · 47 min.Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Block chat- love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- Don't Use The Kettle In Your Hotel Room · 41 min.MKR - Buying a BBQ - What you've stuffed up - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- You've Been Setting Your Alarm Wrong · 40 min.Bad pun - Thursday hacks - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon…
- Men With Female Best Friends Are Happier · 34 min.Judge Judy - Chef Toni - Opposite sex friendships - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us what you…
- Ryan Has Been Banned From Touring · 46 min.On a fcking Monday - Confessions - Ryan's hot take - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us what you…
- WE HAD A TERRIBLE LOSS... · 37 min.Hawks - Food Superstition - How Long is Lifetime - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice · 35 min.Fart chat - Normal or nah - Shitting the bed - love ya!!!!! This is a shitting-the-bed judgement-free zone, and we've always said that Tell us what you reckon in the episode…
- Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher · 40 min.Ryan's new fit - Washing fuckups - Dr. Toni's email - love ya!!!!! How often are we washing our jeans? be honest https://stemwave.com/ slap mac app - https://slapmac.com/ Tell…
- Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo · 39 min.Small Talk Toni - Ways to say doing a poo - Charles' approval - love ya!!!!! Nominate a Future TARPer - FORM Where the HELL do our poos go?????? serious question…
- We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia · 35 min.Impersonations - Melbourne NFL recap - Sport quiz - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our…
- NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off · 34 min.Doctor House - Billy Bob Thornton - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!! Sorry we have literally no memory of talking about billy bob thornton.... Tell us what you reckon in the…
- Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR · 37 min.Pubetini - Nickname whisperer - Car wash - love ya!!!!! How much have you paid for a car wash?? Toni YLTSI Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP…
- How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top · 32 min.Snapchat - Confessions - Chores gone wrong- love ya!!!!! What's your laundry / chore fuck up?? TONI YLTSI - https://www.instagram.com/backpack.bound/ Tell us what you reckon…
- Building IKEA Furniture With A Stiletto · 36 min.On a Monday - Wrong Tools For The Job - Lotto Results - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out…
- The Rudest Rhymes Australians Say | Funniest Moments OF AUGUST · 24 min.Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from AUGUST 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch…
- Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush · 39 min.Jury duty curse - Normal or Nah - Cooking mistake - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our…
- Unbelievable Nickname Origin Stories · 32 min.Review follow-up - Nickname whisperer - Chatting with Mabel - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in…
- I Know The Groom's Secret · 42 min.Kentucky news - Confessions - Butlers - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live NMDP (https://www.nmdp.org/) and DKMS (https://www.dkms.org/) Tell us…
- How To Get Away With Any Crime · 33 min.Sex on a work trip - Bookweek - Lieutenant Lodge - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Toni's YLTSI - https://tarpsaidwhat.com/catch-up/ Tell us…
- Don't Cook On A First Date · 30 min.Midday movie - Normal or Nah - Toni's nicknames- love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK…
- Buffets Are A Scam · 47 min.TARPer lotto ticket - AUSSIE SHOWS!! - Op shopping - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our…
- LIVE FROM 5th Birthday Party · 22 min.OUR 5th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at…
