343. Put on Your Donut Ordering Face

Lords:

• Jenni

• Chris

Topics:

• Having to relearn how to autism mask for parenting situations because the rules are different APPARENTLY

• Only after five years learning to how make an irrigation system for a thousand plants, do I finally truly understand Han Solo's struggles with the Millenium Falcon.

• The D&D conspiracy theory I saw a few days ago and can't find now

• Don't Ever Kill the Buddha, by adzolotl

• https://irrealisms.tumblr.com/post/677079389150887936/dont-ever-kill-the-buddha

Microtopics:

• Kitchen Bitchin'

• Forgetting about plugs because there's a small child.

• Out of Taskmaster again.

• A tiny, very opinionated man.

• Only understanding about seven concepts but having strong opinions about all of them.

• Plugging PicoSteveMo again.

• The Longing is Real Time.

• Being in charge of all the Jaunt capsules for a few minutes before you fuck someone's life up.

• What Stephen King would say if he heard about PicoSteveMo.

• PicoSteveMo: it's a good time.

• People at the bank thinking you're normal.

• Ordering whatever donuts make sense.

• Whether autistic people can order donuts.

• Putting on your donut ordering face and instructing your toddler to do whatever makes sense.

• Enjoying activating objects. Loving to access their functions.

• A wonderful world where everything is interactive, especially dog tails.

• What is a dog's tail for if not grabbing??

• Better child-rearing outcomes associated with having heard more words.

• Keeping a running commentary going while you put pants on your toddler.

• Successfully interrupting your toddler before they disassemble anyone's grocery order.

• Drug dealers in the parking lot who love when your toddler tries to catch a bird.

• Yes! Yes, it's you! Feel shame!

• Learning how to make small talk so you can get a job at Spencer's Gifts.

• Whether you're autistic or if it's some other weird trauma instead.

• Dad at Swim Class.

• The kind of dads they have in Bakersfield.

• Trying to find O.G. Dad in the Dad Soup.

• Patriogenesis.

• Fixing the water pressure on one end of the line which breaks all the janky connectors on the other end of the line.

• The Big Chungus Alarm that you installed five years ago when you were working with the Big Chungus system.

• Robots tearing themselves apart in ways you don't understand vs. in ways you do.

• People who have worked on complicated systems.

• Trying something new and suddenly you're dumb again.

• The Millennium Falcon as a jalopy from American Graffiti.

• Twenty extremely cool-dressed Asian kids in their twenties with souped up cars there's a racist term for that I legitimately don't remember, I'm not just trying to avoid saying it.

• Somebody flipping their car in front of your house while the baby is trying to nap.

• Self depreciation in the South Bay pan-Asian community.

• Keeping nitrous oxide balloons in the back of your sports car and popping one into the Mr. Balloon when you need a speed boost.

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