360. The Screen Disapproves

Lords:

• CisHetKayfaber

• Charles

• https://nohomework.website/

Topics:

• When your therapist introduces their own problems that you don't have

• Color as a separate sensory axis (deprioritized for some, assumption of color in black and white things, dreaming in black and white)

• One-handed triangle

• Many, Many Tekel Upharsin by Jacob Bacharach

• https://bsky.app/profile/jacobbacharach.bsky.social/post/3mruuexkb4k2c

• Screen time is a classist plot

Microtopics:

• Ironic usernames.

• Bilingual global information security IT legal compliance.

• Knowing each other through the replies.

• Patrick Cosmos, L Ron Mexico and Senator Lemon Gogurt.

• Taking on a challenge to guest on more than one podcast per week.

• The legal comedy podcast ouevre.

• Riffing with your therapist.

• Your therapist getting really upset about political events and you have to calm them down and then they bill you for the hour.

• Finding your zen when things make you shouty.

• Your psychiatrist telling you you can't have a mental disorder because you've published papers.

• Staying with a therapist longer than is therapeutically useful.

• Doing your best to not worry about things you can't fix.

• Why everyone is to choosing to affront you, the protagonist of the universe.

• Surviving the chaos that being a parent introduces into your world.

• Therapy access in Japan.

• The development stage in which kids are unreasonable.

• Recalled image pastiche.

• Inability to perceive sunburn.

• How to tell if a light switch is working in a dream.

• People who can analyze that they like about music.

• Deprioritizing color information in the same way a color blind person would.

• Coming to reality with different axes of perception.

• Spending time around people who notice eye color.

• Self-describing phenomena.

• Converting to Catholicism so you can become white.

• A triangle that's not shaped like a triangle but it sounds like a triangle.

• Playing a triangle like a shaker.

• Touching the exposed bars so that it sounds like you're eating with chopsticks.

• The Triangle Tessitura.

• A one-man band on the boardwalk clapping cymbals with his knees.

• Not hating a thing because your emotional range just doesn't reach that far.

• Stomp Clap Hey Band.

• DannyB Fanfic.

• Trying to live forever via various peptides and also your son's blood.

• Using Jewish artifacts in a drunken reverie.

• Doing your own hair transplants at home.

• Hey buddy, can you get these peptides in Japan?

• The Ozymandias level of hubris that demands its own poem.

• Becoming a meme of yourself.

• Different kinds of screen time.

• Growing up with unlimited screen time and almost getting a PhD.

• Hyperpalatability.

• The attention economy.

• Not knowing about an Internet phenomenon.

• Developing agriculture and then it all goes to hell.

• Figuring out everything you have to do and then doing the easiest thing on the list.

• The Screen Disapproves.

• Taking the coping…