About this podcast
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 576 episodes
- 577: Allergic to Books · 1 h 3 min · Season 29 Episode 577A new Candlekeep Mystery kicks off with Vroga’s worst nightmare - turning into a book!...
- 576: Next Time Everybody Roll Cows · 59 min · Season 40 Episode 576Shocktober 2026 comes to a close with the finale to “Tag O’Keene’s Final Rest.” In order to lay Tag to rest, the party will need to fight a Minotaur with a bull....
- 575: Bat Drone Show · 57 min · Season 40 Episode 575Some nights it’s just so hard to find a good place to bury a body. Especially when the body owes someone money....
- 574: A Compromise Between Safe and Quick · 1 h 3 min · Season 40 Episode 574Shocktober continues with a dead hug, mushy terrain, and the logistics of generosity....
- 573: An Honest-to-Goodness Adventure Hook · 57 min · Season 40 Episode 573Schocktober is back! (chain-rattle — bats bats bats bats — wolf howl) A group of adventurers undertake a quest to bury a body. How hard can it be?...
- 572: Free Broom! · 1 h 21 min · Season 30 Episode 572It’s the thrilling conclusion to Heart of Ashes! K’ronng does his signature move - a Muppet Sword attack. Levithia marks an enemy as both prey and quarry. Tink invites a charming…
- 571: If Clippy Was a Sword · 1 h 1 min · Season 30 Episode 571Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a…
- 570: Some of My Favorite Ideas Are Bad Ideas · 1 h 5 min · Season 30 Episode 570Tink carries a rope. Cherish misty steps. K’ronng stabs a cloud. Jaee(’s player) reads her character sheet. Levithia punches the air....
- 569: You Are Now Free to Move Around the Castle · 1 h 10 min · Season 30 Episode 569Jaee jigged when she should have jagged. Tink(’s player) has so many questions. K’ronng reaches out to the porch. Levithia is menaced by a monster. Cherish is livin’ glaive…
- 568: The Abyss Ate My Homework · 52 min · Season 30 Episode 568Tink Talks to a fire. Levithia is a clumsy climber. Cherish is surprisingly sneaky. K’ronng is unsurprisingly sneaky. Jaee gets everyone in trouble....
- 567: It's Gonna Smell Like Wet Dog · 1 h 4 min · Season 30 Episode 567A new adventure begins, and we learn that it’s not always a good idea to bring a dog to a heist....
- 566: My Conscience Is Now Clear · 1 h 15 min · Season 30 Episode 566In this conclusion to Shard of the Accursed, the party makes a lot of noise, one character gets possessed, and several players read their character sheets....
- 565: Insert Shard Here · 1 h 4 min · Season 30 Episode 565In this episode, a nice ghost helps out, we learn the origin of the shard, and the party sleeps with the dead....
- 564: Flashback: Stairs · 1 h 13 min · Season 30 Episode 564In this episode, after Plan A for breaking the curse didn’t work as expected, the party scrambles for a Plan B. Plan B almost gets them killed....
- 563: This Flashback is Cancelled · 1 h 1 min · Season 30 Episode 563In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and…
- 562: This Mouse Is Spotless · 1 h 6 min · Season 30 Episode 562In this new adventure, the Keys need to perform a reverse heist! Along the way they meet an adorable playwright and a couple of improv goblins who keep slapping each other like…
- 561: Floon the Coop · 56 min · Season 39 Episode 561This season finale features a good plan, a janky blankie, a lot of running, and some Gunk in the mix....
- 560: Sewer Gazpacho · 1 h 5 min · Season 39 Episode 560This episode features a split-level dungeon, the most aggressive delivery service ever, and a mid-size ruckus....
- 559: Got Gunk? · 1 h 1 min · Season 39 Episode 559This episode features a hole stuffed with pants, a potato-shaped puddle, and a greasy brain. What could go wrong?...
- 558: This Is Exactly How We Planned It · 1 h 32 min · Season 39 Episode 558This episode, cobbled together from two recording sessions, features a chaotic escape, a police raid, a trip to the local sewer, and a food delivery gone wrong....
- 557: Fellow Enthusiasts of Crime · 1 h 5 min · Season 39 Episode 557This episode features a lot of colon sass, a chance of tetanus, ding dong ditch, some sneaking around, many distractions, and so much gambling....
- 556: And What of Floon? · 1 h 3 min · Season 39 Episode 556This episode features a job offer from a bearded fop, party introductions, a search for a missing person, a second bar, more beards, some purple shopping, and a midnight stroll....
- 555: Lettuce Hop into This Campaign · 1 h 14 min · Season 39 Episode 555We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist: Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk…
- 554: The Worst Mime Performance Ever · 44 min · Season 30 Episode 554In this episode… J’osh makes a guard blush. K’ronng is not standing in front of a door as he opens it - are you crazy? Jaee takes a lookout position. Tink Her Bell perceives some…
- 553: The Prisoner or the Snake · 50 min · Season 30 Episode 553In this episode… Jaee tries to be commanding. J’osh is a lover, not a fighter. K’ronng hides under things. Tink Her Bell is besties with Blueberry. And Tony is really good at…
- 552: Double-Entry Morality · 1 h 1 min · Season 30 Episode 552In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy…
- 551: Classic Duck Bar · 55 min · Season 30 Episode 551In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does…
- 550: We Have to Parent Trap Them · 60 min · Season 30 Episode 550The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic....
- 549: To Kill a Mummy Lord · 1 h 23 min · Season 29 Episode 549In this thrilling conclusion, someone unexpected pays a visit to the final battle, someone expected performs a ritual, and (almost) everyone gets nicknames....
- 548: Go For the Eyes · 1 h 9 min · Season 29 Episode 548The battle with the Mummy Lord begins! Will the adventurers prevail? Or will the eyes have it?...
- 547: We Stop for Robbery · 59 min · Season 29 Episode 547The party fights another hard battle, locates another organ, and gets some answers from an unexpected source....
- 546: Rich Tapestry of Scar Tissue · 1 h 0 min · Season 29 Episode 546Excellent role play including medical exams, impromptu nakedness, soothing music, and door-knocking meant the entire party gained inspiration! Tony didn’t award it until after…
- 545: A Little Light Autopsying · 1 h 2 min · Season 29 Episode 545Only the worst battles are followed by an autopsy....
- 544: Pinky of Death · 1 h 12 min · Season 29 Episode 544The adventurers visit a demi-plane that’s mostly eyes and corridors....
- 543: Frtlbrtl · 1 h 3 min · Season 29 Episode 543Another adventure begins at Candlekeep Library. As usual, that means a weird book and a lot of meatball subs! And once again, the party is in a book - but not like usual....
- 542: Love a Dumb Plan · 1 h 6 min · Season 30 Episode 542In one of the more thrilling conclusions of a TPK adventure, Tony can’t tell if the players are being helpful or making fun of him. But that’s only fair because Tony’s gonna make…
- 541: Party on the Roof · 59 min · Season 30 Episode 541When all four adventurers reunite on the roof, that’s when the party really starts buzzin’!...
- 540: Hat Status · 59 min · Season 30 Episode 540This episode is either recon or snack-eating, depending on the adventurer....
- 539: A Tankard Full of Hay · 1 h 2 min · Season 30 Episode 539In this new adventure, the Keys are sent to the country to investigate zombie activity. They meet an important cow. Also a zombie. (But not a zombie cow.)...
- 538: The True Monster, James Thomson · 60 min · Season 38 Episode 538In this thrilling conclusion, the final battle takes a turn that (almost) no one was expecting! Someone’s gonna need some therapy....
- 537: I Don't Know if You Can Smell Orphans · 52 min · Season 38 Episode 537On the hunt for a dragon, the adventurers take a bath, use creative magic to traverse a tunnel, and bring back a rare TPK favourite: an intra-party insight check!...
- 536: She Sells Silvered Short Swords by the Seashore · 1 h 0 min · Season 38 Episode 536This action-packed episode involves one of the hardest things to do in a city without a good public transit system: get across town....
- 535: Orc Chart · 1 h 8 min · Season 38 Episode 535The party is now level 3. Will that suddenly make them competent enough to find the slaying stone? Or track a dragon? Ok, maybe not, but they do have some new spells and…
- 534: You Can't Spell Ration Without Rat · 1 h 9 min · Season 38 Episode 534Our adventurers deal with several goblins (and someone who is totally not a goblin) as their search takes them to the library....
- 533: One of Those Rats Is a Wizard · 1 h 3 min · Season 38 Episode 533A paladin learns a valuable lesson about picking things up. Nearly everyone learns a valuable lesson about playing air-guitar....
- 532: What Are We Inspecting? · 1 h 3 min · Season 38 Episode 532A broken bridge and a buncha wolves, what could go wrong? Many things, apparently....
- 531: Nothing Bad Happens to Polar Bears · 59 min · Season 38 Episode 531A crew of adventurers (some new, some old friends) gathers to do some academic research! And then hit the road toward the actual adventure....
- 530: The Most Beautiful Owl in the Room at the Moment · 1 h 10 min · Season 29 Episode 530In the thrilling conclusion to our 8-bit adventure, our heroes stab someone to cure him, face off against a beholder, and try to find their way out of a multi-layered…
- 529: You Obviously Love Owls · 56 min · Season 29 Episode 529Plummeting frogs, chaff owls, and seducin’ medusas - oh my! The party fights and reunites as their path through pixelated perdition continues!...
- 528: Elk, Yassified · 54 min · Season 29 Episode 528A pitched battle with forest-dwelling medusas, a rock gnome smitten with said medusas, and giant angry birds harassing our heroes as they plummet to certain death are mere…
