About this podcast
Listen as Andy and Al come up with five sketch ideas, without fail. Maybe seven if we don't think that the first five were very good.
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Episodes
The newest 50 of 570 episodes
- 551 - "2D PRINTED HOUSE" · 51 min · Season 5Print a Brick, Pooping Robot House Printer, Vision Regretter, 3D Colours, Age of Can See, Magic Eye Bible, Magic Eye House, The Sound of Mispronouncing Onomatopoeia, Jesus was a…
- 550 - "DEMOCRATIC TIME" · 53 minVOTE 1pm, Polygarch, Chomskyliner, David Mouth Hole, Saturn Cooking with his Son, Señority, Smart not Hard, Dad Dad, Neanderthicc, Snail Bacon, Slow Race Listen to Alasdair's…
- 549 - "SLEIGHT OF MOUTH" · 51 min · Season 5Turkish Name Extensions, Mouthemagician, OutBurger, Don't Cease Or Desist, Man in the Mirror Haircuts, GoodLaw, BJ Factory, Farts of Men Listen to Alasdair's Bobby Logs Stories…
- 548 - "ENTER THE DOCTORGON" · 1 h 2 minEnter Doctorgon - Surgeon Fight, France Tunnel Of Love, 2 Men Enter 3 Men Leave, Bully Media, The Bully Community, Getting an Targeted Ad for a Product You’ve Only Conceived of…
- 547 - "SOUL ELECTRONS" · 1 h 7 min · Season 5Homie Wrecker, Made a Colostrum Mistake, Executive Electrons, Nobel Prize for Coming Up with the Coolest Concept, Cash in Your Organs, Part Time War, Hunter Gatherer but for…
- 546 - "NUT PUNCH ZOMBIES" · 43 min · Season 5Whiplash Rodeo Sterilisation, Air Pressure Thieves, EpiPen Inflator, Bullet Sniper Inflators, Anaphylaxis Basketball, Ball Punch Zombies, Surfing on a Body Surfer, Body Part…
- 545 - "A LONG LUNCH IN FRANCE IS A BAGUETTE" · 1 h 5 min · Season 5The Most Conservative Sins, Newer Testament, Miracle Investigators, Guinness Record Convention Attack, Really Funny Principal Assassination Joke, Gambling Loophole, Altared…
- 544 - "WILD MILKED MOOSE YOGHURT" · 1 h 1 min · Season 5Chickpea Can Farter, Counterfeit Pig Cheese, Wild Milked Moose Yoghurt, MILF Yoghurt, 1 Million Buck Borrow, Job Battles, Door to Door Scorpion Salesman, Focus Pocus, Sexy…
- 543 - "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT MODELING?" · 56 min · Season 5Don't Try Modeling Agency, Chaise Longue Scout, The Upper Eschalots, Make Whale from Scratch, Piss Anywhere Tech, The Souvenir Shop, Guy Who Steals Picture of Himself Stealing…
- 542 - "BEREAVED CO-HOSTS" · 54 min · Season 5Dad Swap, Dad Bombing, New Dad in Town, She Said Yes! - Brown Finger, She Said No - Frown Face, Senile Podcast Host, Percentage Based Traffic Lights, Democracy Punk, Refrigerated…
- 541 - "A SQUIRREL IS A RAT THAT BELIEVED IN ITSELF" · 1 h 1 min · Season 5Cute Rat, A Truly Unique Body - My Trapezoidal Shaped Body, New Things to Be Angry About, Opinionpedia, Dirt Eaters Inc., Spoon Bayonet, Biggooism, Hunter Gatherer Conservatives…
- 540 - "FOUR SIDED CUBE" · 1 h 8 minFlow Province, Face Mask Tongue Depressor, Cube Tube, Getting Suckled by a Hippo Reality Show, What Reality TV Show? Execution Style Encore, Fish Eye Boy, The Ship of Theseus'd…
- 539 - "CLOWN PROCTOLOGIST" · 1 h 1 min · Season 5Absurd Pick Up Lines, New Male Mystiques, Andy's Dream Kayak Jumpscare, Healing Fists, Or Do You Just Need to Piss, Chillmaxxing Drink to Sedate the Populace, 3 Tube Law for…
- 538 - "IT'S CALLED UNCLEING" · 1 h 2 min · Season 5Ranting Choir, Diversitycriticisacism, Uncleing, The AFL Umpire Spit, The Best of Dead Al Jolson, Jaywalking Purge, New Scales for Art That Aren't Good or Bad, Scale of Scales…
- 537 - "DEEPAK KARATE CHOPRA" · 1 h 12 min · Season 5Cortisolo, Very Charming Within One Atom Distance, Tonguing the Ear, Top Brimming Hats, Karate Chop Based Top Hat Cult, Parents Don't Know Your Real Name, Back to Front Movie…
- 536 - "BAD COMEDIAN" · 1 h 13 min · Season 5Airship Sink Up, Black Hole Coil Motor That'd Probably Do Something, Newtral Sexuality, Buttcheek Neck Pillow Reverse 69, Interlocked Croucher Plane Seat + Roomba Toilet…
- 535 - "A DOG GOT IN THE INTERNET" · 58 min · Season 5The Lonely Burp Fetishist, Ads for the Internet, A Dog Has Got into the Internet, We Need a New Thing to Do, Heaven Is Behind the Praywall, Free Lies - The Movie, Oursona Bin…
- 534 - "THE PATIENT WILL SEE YOU NOW" · 1 h 9 min · Season 5One Big Teacher, Destructive Compliments, Wasting the Mourning, One's Origin as a Number Word, The Oneness Molecule, Scissor Delivery Service, Putting on Reading Glasses for…
- 533 - "WOMAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE" · 1 h 7 min · Season 5Martial Art Skills of Oscar Wilde, White Good Supremacist, Free Sausage Breakfast, Screaming Plugins - Yellify, Whisper War, The Jerking Off the Balls Revelation - What You See…
- 532 - "ADAPTING TRIANGLES FOR THE STAGE" · 1 h 5 min · Season 5Landlordinary, The Justifiers, Hack the Wayback, Second Proctolopinion, Referring Doctor, Crazy Jake, Elf Shoe Curly Toes, Triangle the Musical, Roswell Triangles, V for…
- 531 - "WAR SPOON" · 55 min · Season 5Meaning Meaning, Meaning Maxxing, God Accessible, 1990s SNL Movie Making, Pitching to Dictionary, Vomit is a Word, Masculinity is a Prison, War Spoon, Calmer Sutra You can…
- 530 - "THIRD RESPONDERS" · 55 min · Season 5Sketches TBC You can purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here And…
- 529 - "NEEDS OF PYRAMID" · 1 h 13 min · Season 5Beanful Baby, Man O Beans, Encore Hostage, Actually Improvised Bomb, Humanhattan Project, Marooned Five, Needs of Pyramid, Alien Triangle, Emotionally Strong Shape, CSIRO…
- 528 - "GOD'S BIG BOOK OF JOKES" · 59 min · Season 5GodChat, GodPranks, New Zips, Men's Shedding, Word Original Origin Origami, Plants Can See Wedding Yell, Bluetooth Pants Zipper, Dead Body Chat, Flaccid God You can purchase A…
- 527 - "FREAKY GOOD FRIDAY" · 1 h 2 min · Season 5Cinema Brake Pedal, Mid-Convo Hello, Freaky Good Friday, Tradie Jesus, F.Art, Ailzheimer's, Gold Rush, Brain Wipe, Robot Reality Island, Who'll Gong the Gong? You can purchase A…
- 526 - "MEMENTO$" · 56 min · Season 5Mementos, Brotorboating, Driver's Bed, Velocity Limit, Proudgasm, Mrs Freeze, Book Unbinding, Readhab, Twist Top Flooring, Unhungry Bomb You can now purchase A Listener hats by…
- 525 - "THE WIFE WHISPERER" · 58 min · Season 53D Alphabet, Lollipop Lair, Molten Nickel, Intern Manogram, WW, Wife Backflip Jealousy, Leg Hair Nudity, Thank You For Bosses, Magic Magician, Hair Funeral, Under Toe Smelling…
- 524 - "THE RIGHT TO ROMAINE SILENT" · 59 min · Episode 524Brain Tentacle, Single Use Memory, Enlightened Louse, Climax for the Climate, Romaine Silent, Philosophy But Make It Great, Operation Kill God, Zeus Boxing, Edward Chapstick…
- 523 - "METAL LICA" · 1 h 2 min · Season 5Scrunchtime, Bad TV, Putting Sorry on the Moon, Marching Club, Tap Kissing, Double Ended Lollipop, Piggyback the King, Piggy Back Pig Attack, Take Back Piggy Back, 3 Factor…
- 522 - "SANTA'S SAC" · 51 min · Season 5Slow and Scurrilous, Band Name Amnesty, Institute of World Decisions, Amish Wank, Modern Sexiness, Santa's Sac, Double Blind Pub Test You can now purchase A Listener hats by…
- 521 - "BOILED SANDWICH" · 51 min · Season 5Open mouth billionaire, Bosom Lobes, Motherhood Brotherhood, Philosophical Cheese Hater, Salt Air, Bad Bidets, Terrible Toilet Paper, BS You can now purchase A Listener hats by…
- 520 - "FIFA PRIZE FOR MEDICINE" · 1 h 3 min · Season 5Fifa Physics, Planck Meat, Paltrow Baby Smell Swap, Dyson Bowlless Toilet, Trump Pubes, Scrotal Knockout, Lazy Home Robot, Cement Encasement Man Spa, Metric Shoey You can now…
- 519 - "YULE PLANET" · 60 min · Season 5Good God, God on Heat, Secret Second Wife Puzzle, Sister Dating Puzzle Master, WereSanta, Off Street - Into Cabinet, Yule Planet, Dumbentia, Squirrel Mouth Attack, Long Arm…
- 518 - "BREAD KELLY" · 56 min · Season 5Eat Where You Shit, Shit BBQ, New Beast Hunt, Dangerously Unbalanced Bread, Soup and Man, Such is Loaf, Trauma Log, Disposable Body Buck Hunter You can now purchase A Listener…
- 517 - "THE BIGGER PRAWN" · 1 h 1 min · Season 5Drop the e, Hourglass Poop, Facial Co-construction Destruction, Gosling Reconstruction, Ultrasound Papparazzi, Word Subsctiption, Inconsequential Timetraveller, Brown Swatch, Big…
- 516 - "THE SPEED OF WET" · 1 h 2 min · Season 5S.O.W, Too Much Information Pussycat, The Spitvalve Saxophonist, Smother a Brother, CPR Billions, Sued By the BeeGees, Xibit A, Sunday Night Bed Rest, Studio Notes, Truly Ugly…
- 515 - "THE GUN FORK" · 1 h 3 min · Season 5Too Sad for Sadness, Pre-Emptive Nobel Prize Strike, Gun Utensil, Noel: the Lone Elon Looney, Scrotal Wedgie, Wedgie/Dack Combo Move, Practical Poetry, The Shartening, The Bird…
- 514 - "CAN YOU BOLOGNESE IT?" · 1 h 0 min · Season 5Orphan Titles, Next Available Future, CSIRA, Baby Seinfeld, Bolognyayornay? Pokemon CTE, Ribs are a Cage, Crabdomen, Voodoo Beauty Care You can now purchase A Listener hats by…
- 513 - "HORIZONTAL CONVERTIBLE" · 58 min · Season 5Women are Surname Lions, Arch Nemesis, Here Comes the Specific Plane! Phone is Interent Cloaca, Bull Eats Brass, Horizontal Convertible, Funeral Home, Cheap Funerals, Plastic…
- 512 - "VOICE ACTIVATED GLUE" · 56 min · Season 5 Episode 512Name the Hours, Drunk Santa in Rudolph, Rontgen & Ray, Dickinsian, Pixar Poo, When I Say Stick You Say How High, The Walking Wall, If These Walls Could Moan You can now purchase…
- 511 - "ENSURANCE COMPANY" · 58 min · Season 5 Episode 511Birthday Party Age, Ensurance Company, Bad Polling, The Thumbies, Baby Hand Tongue, Tongueies, Godholing, Foot Dungeon, Throbbies, Red Carpet at the Porn Awards You can now…
- 510 - "NOTWITHSTANDING" · 1 h 8 min · Season 5 Episode 51024 Episode 25, Dog Ground Day, A Tip for A Tip, The Argumentative Method, Bucket of Shit V Bucket of Water, A Clanging Plastic, The Crabs that Nip at Your Soul, Toxic Toys…
- 509 - "GREY POUPIN" · 56 min · Season 5 Episode 509Keep Solids in Holland, Kitty Litter, Reverse Climax, Grey Poop-in, Shart Tank, See More Hoffman, High EQ Males, Hammockabull, Big Yak Burger You can now purchase A Listener hats…
- 508 - "THE JOKE STROKE" · 56 min · Season 5 Episode 508Wedgitative State, Blocking the Disease Slot, The Dictatormocracy, Ethical Gun, Sheath the Beatht, Star Wars Sphincter Doors, Gifting Coffin, Kevlard Body Armour, Burial Van You…
- 507 - "SHALLOW BROWN" · 59 min · Season 5 Episode 507Shallow Brown, Chicken Genie, Surgeon Succession, Conjoined Not At Birth, The Bard Yard, FranKingQueen's Monster, Surgery in Furs, Pop Punk Album Title Author, New Guy…
- 506 - "NOT WITHOUT MY BELOVED" · 1 h 2 min · Season 5 Episode 506NWMB, Stage Feeding, Butt First in a Baby Carriage, Upside Down Eating, True Kevin, Generous Baby Theft, Metal in your Eye, See Sea Monkey, Intrusive Thoughtlessness, Frontier…
- 505 - "THE STAPLER" · 57 min · Season 5 Episode 505Sketches TBC You can now purchase A Listener hats by emailing [email protected] Catch up on the 500th episode here Check out the sketch spreadsheet by Will Runt here…
- 504 - "INVEST IN VESTS" · 50 min · Season 5 Episode 504Vest Giver, Vest Tank, Life Three Piece Suit, GuilloteenyTiny, Coil Magic, Merlin Genetics, World's Sexiest Pun, Man's New Best Friend You can now purchase A Listener hats by…
- 503 - "PURE ARTIST" · 53 min · Season 5 Episode 503Pure Art, Horse and Stream Scarface, Cocainia, The Boomer, A Horse You Can Make Drink, Robutler, Fitness of da Witness, Philanthrowfist + Trophy Wife Knife You can now purchase A…
- 502 - "PROPOSALOSIS" · 57 min · Season 5 Episode 502RoboCorp, SunGlass Weapon, SG Rays, Newrope, New Territorists, Proposalosis, Spanish Human Tower Nemisis, Maccas Paramilitary, Fake a Wish Foundation, Outbuilt Obsolescence…
