Two Old Bats in the Belfry
by Shelley & Vicki
Latest episode
The Turkey that Locked Itself in the Oven
The Turkey that Locked Itself in the Oven
About this podcast
A humorous podcast that reflects on today’s issues through the eyes of two ladies of a certain age
Episodes
The newest 20 of 38 episodes
- The Turkey that Locked Itself in the Oven · 13 min · Season 4 Episode 5A Thanksgiving turkey gets locked inside an oven on self-clean at 550 degrees, the door won’t open, everyone panics, and the solution involves 911 and a last-minute switch to…
- The Metamucil Mule Is On Tap · 6 minA frozen drink name turns into a full-blown business plan: a senior citizen happy hour where the music is quiet, the start time is 3 p.m., and nobody has to pretend they’re fine…
- Pole Dancing For Fitness · 6 minYou know that moment when you’re out in public, watching someone do a job that looks exhausting, and you think, “I respect you, but I could never”? That’s where we start, and we…
- Praying For A Bowel Movement · 7 min · Season 4 Episode 1WE'RE BACK!!! Getting older doesn’t just change your body, it changes your definition of “fun,” and we’re back to say it out loud. After a real-life hiatus, we return with the…
- Words are our playground, even the naughty ones. · 8 minWords have power. They can stimulate our brains, provide comic relief, or help us express emotions when nothing else will do. Shelley and Vicki dive into their lifelong love…
- Bathing Suit Trauma · 10 min · Season 3 Episode 7Swimsuit season is upon us, and there's nothing quite like stripping down in a poorly lit dressing room to bring all those body insecurities rushing back! Shelley and Vicki dive…
- Beyond the Beer Belly: Finding Love in the Twilight Years · 9 min · Season 3 Episode 6What does dating look like when you've got decades of life experience behind you? Shelley G and Vicki Z, the self-proclaimed "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," tackle this question…
- The Silent Fart Chronicles · 8 min · Season 3 Episode 5Ready for some honest, unfiltered humor about getting older? Shelley G and Vicki Z are back with their signature candor in this laugh-out-loud episode of "Two Old Bats in the…
- Spiders, Cockroaches, and Guaranteed Gags · 8 min · Season 3 Episode 4We share our fears of spiders and cockroaches, exploring how they shape our lives. Laughter proves to be an essential tool in discussing aging and life's challenges. Our…
- The Golden Years: Dating, Sex, and Humor Beyond 50 · 9 min · Season 3 Episode 3We explore the laughter and realities of dating and sexuality after 50. This fun yet deep conversation reveals the joys and complexities of finding love later in life…
- What to Expect When You're Expecting a Grandchild · 7 min · Season 3 Episode 2We're buzzing with excitement over the impending arrival of our first grandchild! In our latest podcast, we delve into the joy and challenges of becoming grandparents, sharing…
- Holiday Memories and Stretchy Pants · 5 min · Season 3 Episode 1What happens when two old bats take on the holidays with all the joy, chaos, and stretchy pants that come with it? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, as we recount our festive…
- Quirky Careers · 10 minEver had a job that led to encounters with celebrities, bizarre mishaps, or the unexpected chaos of tax season? Join us, Shelley G and Vicki Z, as we recount some of the most…
- Reality TV Reimagined for the Elderly · 6 min · Season 2 Episode 6Why should young folks have all the fun on reality TV? Picture this: seniors racing with bedazzled walkers, competing to name the most medications, and unraveling soup theft…
- Crown Jewels · 7 min · Season 2 Episode 5What happens when two old friends party like it's college all over again? Tune in to this uproarious episode of Two Old Bats in the Belfry, where Shelly G and Vicki Z reminisce…
- Laughter & Leaks: Aging with Grace and Giggles · 8 min · Season 2 Episode 4Are you ready to laugh and maybe shed a tear about the joys of aging? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, on the latest episode of Two Old Bats in the Belfry, where we tackle the…
- Battling the Bulge: Laughs, Losses, & Letting Go · 11 min · Season 2 Episode 3Ever feel like shedding pounds is an uphill battle, especially as you age? This week on "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," join Vicki and Shelly as they hilariously navigate the…
- Dating Stories of Yesteryear · 11 min · Season 2 Episode 2Take a trip down memory lane with Shelley and Vicky as they reminisce about their dating adventures in the pre-marriage era. From awkward blind dates to unexpected encounters…
- Cringe-Worthy Chronicles: We are so full of shit! · 13 min · Season 2 Episode 1Join us for a hilariously relatable episode as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing moments. From awkward encounters to cringe-worthy mishaps, our hosts share their…
- Holiday Feasting & Seasonal Shenanigans · 6 min · Season 1 Episode 18Join Shelly and Vicki in a candid and humorous exploration of the holiday season's indulgences and quirks. From stretchy waistbands becoming the norm to the annual feast…







