About this podcast
Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea!
In this nautical podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living out of a suitcase and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck!
Camp, chaotic and very unfiltered. Pull up a deckchair, and grab a cocktail.
Got a problem for us? Send us a message in a bottle: DM @uptheaft on Instagram or leave us a voicemail.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 45 episodes
- GRIEVING & RECEIVING · 43 min · Episode 44Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Happy Halloween, darlings! It's our…
- FURRY SCHLONG · 46 min · Episode 43Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Titty's waking up at 10am in New York…
- FOR BETTER OR FOR WURST · 36 min · Episode 42Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Second week back and we've already…
- WRONG DOOR, RIGHT HOLE · 42 min · Episode 41Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... WE'RE BACK, BABES! After a two-year…
- TUNA GATE · 32 min · Episode 40Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Miss Georgie is back in the UK so…
- WILLY MCDUFF · 31 min · Episode 39Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... An event over the weekend in Glasgow…
- THE FIRST ANNUAL UP THE AFTIES · 31 min · Episode 38Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... The girls are bouncing around the…
- COOL PREFERENCE NO TALKING · 33 min · Episode 37Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... HAPPY HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GIRLIES…
- OXFORD STREET IKEA · 30 min · Episode 36Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Your new favourite bi-weekly treat is…
- MOLTEN LAVA DRUMSTICK MAMA · 34 min · Episode 35Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... The girls are back and are joined with…
- CRYSTALLIZED CANDIED GINGER · 32 min · Episode 34Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... As Miss Titty starts her homeward…
- MAMA SHE'S BALD · 30 min · Episode 33Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... It's laundry day and Titty's cabin is…
- FUH-GINA · 36 min · Episode 32Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Miss Georgie has been to the doctors…
- PEDUNCLE, PEDUNCLE · 37 min · Episode 31Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... The girls are back after Miss…
- SEXOLOGIST FROM THE CRYPT · 23 min · Episode 30Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Listen to the girls in an all new…
- ROAST BEEF BREATH · 30 min · Episode 29Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Join these two salty showgirls as they…
- SERIOUS FINGER WIGGLER · 24 min · Episode 28Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... We are having a heatwave and the…
- DONKEY PIE · 26 min · Episode 27Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Miss Georgie and Titty spare a thought…
- SLEEPY BOY BILLY · 31 min · Episode 26Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... This week, the girls are joined with…
- HAPPY PROUD MONTH · 28 min · Episode 25Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Crack open the duty-free toblerone…







