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Vendor Chronicles

Vendor Chronicles

by Q the Messenger & Shane the Brain Knox

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Make a pearl!

About this podcast

Vendor Chronicles: You Won’t Believe What We’ve Seen…
What happens when two entrepreneurs stop filtering themselves?
You get Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger—raw, uncut, and unapologetically real.
This isn’t your polished, scripted podcast.
This is the hustle for real.
From wild vendor stories to life lessons they had to learn the hard way, nothing is off-limits—money, relationships, failures, success, and the moments that make you say, “ain’t no way that just happened.”
Some stories will make you laugh.
Some will make you think.
Some might even piss you off.
But one thing’s guaranteed… you won’t forget it.
Welcome to Vendor Chronicles—
where the truth is stranger than fiction,
the hustle don’t stop,
and every episode hits different.
Tap in… if you can handle it.

Episodes

The newest 20 of 100 episodes

  • Make a pearl! · 1 h 1 min · Season 11 Episode 5Send us Fan Mail This episode is classic Vendor Chronicles!! Climb on board as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger continue their quest to straighten out the curves on the…
  • Freezie Wonders!! · 1 h 8 min · Season 11 Episode 3Send us Fan Mail Join Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger as we welcome a new friend to the show, Ken Crowder! Ken is the owner of Freezie Wonders, a unique take on the delicious…
  • Wisdom x 10 · 1 h 15 min · Season 11 Episode 2Send us Fan Mail Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain are at it again, from sophomoric comedy skits to the wisdom of an elder. This episode speaks for itself, just listen and you…
  • Half a heart! · 32 minSend us Fan Mail This episode weaves vendor stories and typical Vendor Chronicles scat with one of the most emotional stories we've ever told. It may be short, bit this episode…
  • Ditch Defecation · 1 h 32 min · Season 11 Episode 1Send us Fan Mail Join Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger as they regale you with stories of the humor and trevails of vendor life! From the pros and cons of prescription drugs…
  • We don't always agree... · 1 h 23 min · Season 10 Episode 9Send us Fan Mail No fluff in this episode! Q the Messenger is in rare form this evening, dropping bombs before he even gets to words of wisdom! Shane the Brain and Q the…
  • There are a lot of stupid old people! · 1 h 36 min · Season 10 Episode 10Send us Fan Mail This episode gets right to it, as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger discuss the Lindsey Clancy case and how it affects society as a whole. Next up: Florida…
  • Dolly · 1 h 26 minSend us Fan Mail This episode starts innocently enough, but builds to a strong crescendo. Q the Messenger and Kevin the Bossman Richardson find out about Dolly Parton's passing…
  • Spike Lee should remake Blazing Saddles · 1 h 9 min · Season 10 Episode 10Send us Fan Mail This eposode goes like a bottle rocket with the stick broken off: as soon as you think you know where it's going it changes direction. Chicken vs Beef leads to…
  • Gimme Three Steps · 1 h 25 minSend us Fan Mail If you're not laughing by the end of this show we'll give you your money back! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger are at it again, arguing about mundane…
  • Daniel Knox! · 1 h 20 minSend us Fan Mail Support the show
  • Special guest Tyler Hastie! · 1 h 39 min · Season 10 Episode 7Send us Fan Mail Join Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain as they sit down with first time guest and long time friend Tyler Hastie! As you've come to expect from Vendor…
  • Get the Flock outa here! · 1 h 5 min · Season 10 Episode 8Send us Fan Mail If poignant talk is a Vendor Chronicles trademark, this episode is collecting royalties! From Joe Rogan in the White House, JD Vance in bed with big business and…
  • Infinite thought variations part two · 38 min · Season 10 Episode 7Send us Fan Mail Here it is folks, the infamous PART TWO!! Q the Messenger gives a rare "peek behind the curtain" as the man behind the legend makes a brief appearance to set the…
  • Infinite thought variations · 57 min · Season 10 Episode 6Send us Fan Mail This thoughtful episode is full of controversial conversations, exceptional exchanges and deep discussion, with a twist at the end. Don't miss this ground…
  • Playa Haters Ball! · 36 min · Season 10 Episode 5Send us Fan Mail This time around the Vendor Chronicles team has one goal: to make you think from a different perspective. First, Q the Messenger wins an argument about pick up…
  • Apply some hard work to that easy!! · 39 min · Season 10 Episode 4Send us Fan Mail Come along for the ride as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain discuss topics like the brutality of Christopher Columbus, the origins of the universe and Charlie…
  • Don't twerk on me · 1 h 21 min · Season 10 Episode 1Send us Fan Mail The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the…
  • You can't say Bullshit to a judge! · 38 min · Season 10 Episode 3Send us Fan Mail From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first…
  • The beast with two backs is in the playland! · 1 h 25 min · Season 10 Episode 2Send us Fan Mail Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all…

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