S2 Ep 28: Vertically Unstable - Falling Apart

We thought we were going to talk about falling apart. Instead, we covered Botox, bad backs, disappearing eyelashes, a $3,000 accidental purchase, a microwave repairman who accidentally became our therapist, and why pickleball may be the final straw for our aging bodies.

Welcome to midlife, where everything hurts, nothing works, and maintaining your appearance has somehow become a full-time job with a luxury-car budget. We're comparing our bodies to Range Rovers with check engine lights, debating whether one expired condiment invalidates an entire refrigerator, and asking the important…