we are NOT the SAME
by Heather Gardner and Lacey Joseph
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The Girls Girl Myth
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About this podcast
We Are Not the Same: Join our comedic journey as Bodybuilder Barbie flexes her muscles against Daria’s dry wit! Dive into the hilarity of life’s twists and turns through the eyes of two contrasting besties who prove that different perspectives lead to the best stories. Tune in for laughs, randomness, and a sprinkle of chaos!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 74 episodes
- The Girls Girl Myth · 43 min · Season 4 Episode 2Send us Fan Mail “Women support women” is one of those lines that sounds great on a mug and falls apart the second somebody levels up. We start with the uncomfortable question…
- Season Four Chaos And Catch-Up · 49 min · Season 4 Episode 1Send us Fan Mail A guy makes an AI “couple photo” after one date, and suddenly we’re asking the only question that matters: is that cute, or is that a horror movie trailer?…
- The Morning After Social Anxiety · 55 min · Season 3 Episode 45Send us Fan Mail Your brain ever wake up and decide you’re the villain of yesterday’s perfectly normal conversation? We go straight into that morning shame spiral where you…
- Hot People Problems And A Side Of Chaos · 52 min · Season 3 Episode 44Send us Fan Mail Pretty privilege sounds like a throwaway internet debate until you’re the one sitting at your desk wondering if you earned a promotion or if people only see your…
- Attention Or Intention · 43 min · Season 3 Episode 43Send us Fan Mail A text that hits at 10 p.m. can feel like connection, but is it care or convenience? We’re Heather and Lacey, and we’re getting painfully honest about attention…
- What If The Chaos Feels Like Home? · 57 min · Season 3 Episode 42Send us Fan Mail Are you actually “surrounded by idiots,” or are your choices quietly steering the chaos? Heather and Lacey get uncomfortably honest about self-awareness, dating…
- Standards Or Control · 45 min · Season 3 Episode 41Send us Fan Mail The fastest way to start a relationship fight is to call a demand a “boundary” and hope nobody notices. We go straight at the question most couples dance around…
- Bring A Gallon Of Milk And Do The Dishes · 1 h 4 min · Season 3 Episode 40Send us Fan Mail Foreplay isn’t a single move. It’s the whole build, and when two people define it differently, everything downstream gets tense fast. We start with our usual…
- Imaginary Friends, Real Boobs, Zero Filters · 51 min · Season 3 Episode 39Send us Fan Mail What happens when two best friends ditch the outline and say the quiet parts out loud? We grab a stack of questions and tumble through childhood memories…
- We Tried A DIY Mental Health Reset And Learned Why Protocols Exist · 51 min · Season 3 Episode 38Send us Fan Mail A catch-up turns confessional as we try to fix frayed nerves with an at-home ketamine session—and get a crash course in why protocols exist. We talk through the…
- Golden Retriever Brain Vs Goblin Mode, Sponsored By Forgotten Laundry · 53 min · Season 3 Episode 37Send us Fan Mail What happens when two friends with wildly similar ADHD energy try to “settle” who has it worse? We turn our habits into a game, take a few fast quizzes, and end…
- Once The Ick Lands, You Can’t Unsee It · 58 min · Season 3 Episode 36Send us Fan Mail A single moment can flip chemistry into nope—and once the ick lands, it’s hard to unsee. We dive headfirst into the subtle and not-so-subtle red flags that shut…
- One Of Us Got Run Over, Did Karaoke, And Bought A Vibrator · 53 min · Season 3 Episode 35Send us Fan Mail Ever feel that snap when your patience finally gives out? We call it “crashing out,” and we get honest about how it shows up: the public blowups, the quiet…
- Two Besties Walk Into A Podcast And Forget The Agenda · 54 min · Season 3 Episode 34Send us Fan Mail What happens when you hit record with a plan and end up somewhere more honest? We tumble from sound-check chaos into a raw conversation about identity, memory…
- From Choppelgangers To Goblin Mode: Trends, Lookalikes, And Laughs · 53 min · Season 3 Episode 33Send us Fan Mail A stranger says you have a twin—and then sends a photo that’s a little too close for comfort. That’s where we start: with the “choppelganger,” the chopped-up…
- Why “I Saw A Bird Today” Can Reveal Who Really Listens · 54 min · Season 3 Episode 32Send us Fan Mail A bagel, a backache, and a bold claim: attention is the real love language. We kick off the new year by setting a concrete fitness goal and running straight into…
- Common Law, Common Chaos, And Why Your Sourdough Has Better Boundaries Than Your Ex · 57 min · Season 3 Episode 31Send us Fan Mail A loaf of sourdough, a misplaced Princess Bride quote, and a very real question: if marriage isn’t about survival anymore, what makes it worth choosing? We pull…
- A Delivery Driver Cheats Death On An Icy Driveway And Finds Humanity In A Stranger’s Living Room · 57 min · Season 3 Episode 30Send us Fan Mail A wave that hits back. A driveway made of glass. A blizzard saved mid-air like it’s the last precious thing on earth. Today we let the chaos breathe and trace…
- Modern Traditional: Choosing Monogamy In A Mix-And-Match Dating World · 46 min · Season 3 Episode 29Send us Fan Mail Dating today can feel like a grab bag: monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, friends with benefits, even lavender marriages. We’ve sampled the spectrum, lived…
- ENCORE: Shelf Titties, Googly Eyes, And Other Cautionary Tales · 1 h 3 minSend us Fan Mail ENCORE EPISODE RECORDED 1/12/21 Start with a laugh, stay for the honesty. We take a candid tour through the world of boobs—how asymmetry is normal, why fitness…
