Whyte Noise
by Michael Judson Berry & Ryan Wilder
Glitter and Growing Pains with Actor & Singer Marty Thomas
About this podcast
Who are we? A weekly special guest, host, and judge (my, that's a lot!) join Michael Judson Berry, a talented actor best known for bringing characters to life (and occasionally bursting into song), and Ryan Wilder a white-collar professional who’s swapped spreadsheets for witty banter. Together, they tackle Whyte Noise with a blend of theatrical flair and corporate polish, proving that opposites attract!
Each week, they’re assigned a random topic and must battle it out, talking for 10 minutes. The catch? No prize for the winner—just the glory of victory... and the sound of white noise.
Listen and follow… or don’t! It’s just Whyte Noise.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 55 episodes
- Glitter and Growing Pains with Actor & Singer Marty Thomas · 48 min · Season 3 Episode 20This week on Whyte Noise: Michael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder are joined by actor and singer Marty Thomas to dive into the world of child stardom. They explore the pressures and…
- The Art of Pebbling: Small Acts of Connection · 40 min · Season 3 Episode 19This week on Whyte Noise: Michael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder sit down with Alexander J. Stuart to explore “pebbling”, the small acts of kindness that strengthen relationships…
- Right, Wrong and Everything Between · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 18Michael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder are joined by therapist Jena Plummer for a conversation on morality, empathy, and the gray areas of right and wrong. They share personal…
- Infinite F*ckery with Musician Michael Browne · 32 min · Season 3 Episode 17This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by musician Michael Browne to ask the big question: are we living in a simulation? Blending philosophy, science, and art…
- Ozzy, Mayhem, and Mayhem · 35 min · Season 3 Episode 16This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan dive into their personal histories with music, tracing the evolution of metal and its many subgenres. They share stories of…
- All About That Babka · 34 min · Season 3 Episode 15This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by pastry chef Courtney Breese for a sweet deep dive into the world of babka. From treasured family recipes and cultural…
- Flushed Away: Beach Rentals Gone Wrong · 31 min · Season 3 Episode 14This week on Whyte Noise: Michael and Ryan are joined by Ryan’s husband, James McCarten, to unpack the highs, lows, and WTF moments of summer beach rentals—from a toilet disaster…
- Add to Cart: Dopamine, Drama, and Quiet Luxury · 28 min · Season 3 Episode 13This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest Lindsay to unpack the world of online shopping—from the psychology of dopamine hits to the rise of quiet…
- Slippery Science & SpongeBob: A Deep Dive into Kelp · 34 min · Season 3 Episode 12This week on Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan are joined by special guest (and Michael’s sister!) Alyson Berry for a surprisingly hilarious deep dive into kelp—from its climate…
- Nudibranchs: Nature's Marine Marvels with Lexy Reinhardt · 34 min · Season 3 Episode 11Michael and Ryan dive into the colorful world of nudibranchs with marine biology grad student Lexy Reinhardt. From toxin-eating defenses and bizarre mating rituals to their role…
- The Fascinating World of Octopodes with Meg Mindlin · 40 min · Season 3 Episode 10Michael and Ryan dive deep into the wild world of octopuses with molecular biologist Meg Mindlin. From RNA editing and climate change to octopus dreams, intelligence, and escape…
- The Mystique of Club 33 with Chelsea Watson · 35 min · Season 3 Episode 9Michael and Ryan chat with Disney content creator Chelsea Watson about her journey from small-town beginnings to building a vibrant online community through the magic of Disney…
- Vans: The Cultural Icon of Sneakers with Liz Beecroft · 35 min · Season 3 Episode 8Michael and Ryan sit down with therapist and sneaker enthusiast Liz Beecroft to explore the intersection of mental health and sneaker culture. From the legacy of Vans to the…
- Kundalini | Jordan Marciano Returns! · 51 min · Season 3 Episode 7In this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael, Ryan, and guest Jordan swap stories about cultural misunderstandings, rooftop mysteries, and the challenges of urban living. The…
- Ghosts | Guest Rainbow Dawn · 46 min · Season 3 Episode 6In this episode of Whyte Noise, Michael and Ryan explore the mysterious world of ghosts and spirituality with special guest Rainbow Dawn — Certified Sound Healing Practitioner…
- Bone Wars | Paleontologist Ashley Hall · 47 min · Season 3 Episode 5Michael and Ryan welcome paleontologist and children’s author Ashley Hall to dig into the wild world of fossils—from her work at the La Brea Tar Pits to the drama of the Bone…
- Geology | Guest Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist” · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 4Michael and Ryan welcome Cate Larsen, the "Groovy Geologist," for a lively convo on everything from Martian geology and James Hutton to conspiracy theories and the sparkle of…
- Pyramids | Guest David Ian Howe · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 3Michael and Ryan welcome archaeologist David Ian Howe for a deep dive into the mysteries of the Egyptian pyramids. They explore theories on their purpose, the influence of Zahi…
- Photosynthesis | Guest Farmer Nick Cutsumpas · 33 min · Season 3 Episode 2Michael Judson Berry and Ryan Wilder welcome Farmer Nick, a former athlete turned plantrepreneur, to explore the intelligence of plants. From photosynthesis and quantum biology…
- Fairy Tales · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 1In this episode of Whyte Noise, the hosts kick off Season 3 by diving into the dark origins and evolution of fairy tales, uncovering hidden themes, cautionary messages, and…







