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Wolf 359

Wolf 359

by Kinda Evil Genius Productions, LLC

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Minkowski Presents: The Harbingers & Pod's the Thing

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Life's not easy for Doug Eiffel, the communications officer for the U.S.S. Hephaestus Research Station, currently on Day 448 of its orbit around red dwarf star Wolf 359. He's stuck on a scientific survey mission of indeterminate length, 7.8 light years from Earth. His only company on board the station are stern mission chief Minkowski, insane science officer Hilbert, and Hephaestus Station's sentient, often malfunctioning operating system Hera. He doesn't have much to do for his job other than monitoring static and intercepting the occasional decades-old radio broadcast from Earth, so he spends most of his time creating extensive audio logs about the ordinary, day-to-day happenings within the station. But the Hephaestus is an odd place, and life in extremely isolated, zero gravity conditions has a way of doing funny things to people's minds. Even the simplest of tasks can turn into a gargantuan struggle, and the most ordinary-seeming things have a way of turning into anything but that. Wolf 359 is a radio drama in the tradition of Golden Age of Radio shows. Take one part space-faring adventure, add one part character drama, and mix in one part absurdist sitcom, and you get Wolf 359.

Episodes

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  • Minkowski Presents: The Harbingers & Pod's the Thing · 4 minOur favorite station commander is back to tell you all about two new shows created by Wolf 359 alumni: series creator Gabriel Urbina's new fiction podcast The Harbingers and lead…
  • Minkowski Presents: Wolf 359 @ London Podcast Festival 2025! · 4 minSurprise! That's right, folks! We weren't gonna just sit around and let our friends at Wooden Overcoats and Camlann have all the fun, now were we? We're also doing an event at…
  • Eiffel and Hilbert Present: Hit Singles, the New Series by the Creators of Wolf 359 · 7 minThat's right - our old friends Eiffel and Hilbert are back with important news! There's a new audio fiction series called Hit Singles, created by Wolf 359 creator Gabriel Urbina…
  • Presenting Dracula: The Danse Macabre · 3 minWolf 359 creator Gabriel Urbina is back to present a quick preview of his new show Dracula: The Danse Macabre. It's a four-part adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel, bringing the…
  • The Wolf 359 Reunion Episode of Pairing Podcast · 2 h 24 minMerry Christmas, and Happy 4-Year Anniversary to the finale of Wolf 359! To celebrate, Commander Emma Sherr-Ziarko gathered (most) of the cast and crew of the show for a reunion…
  • The Wolf 359 Ad-Free Feed Is Live! · 2 minWe finally broke through the last of our technical hiccups, friends, and could not be more excited to share with you the brand new(/old) Wolf 359 Ad-Free feed. To access the…
  • Making the Final Episode · 23 minThis is a behind-the-scenes look into the making of the final episode of Wolf 359, produced by Rebecca Seidel. Featuring interviews with its cast and crew, and never-before-heard…
  • New to Wolf 359? Start Here! · 3 minNew to Wolf 359? Don't know where you should start listening? Here's the orientation you need for your deep space adventure: how to get started, what to look out for, and how to…
  • Unseen: A New Series from the Makers of Wolf 359 · 43 minHello Dear Listeners! We are revisiting the Wolf 359 feed for a very special, very exciting announcement! The creative team behind Wolf 359 has just released a brand-new audio…
  • Zero Hours: A New Series From The Wolf 359 Crew · 38 minHello Dear Listeners! We're re-activating the Wolf 359 feed for a very special announcement from the man of a thousand voices himself, Zach Valenti. The creative team behind Wolf…
  • Mini Episode: Space Rage · 6 min · Season 4 Episode 19Faced with yet another affront to his dignity, Communications Officer Eiffel expresses his frustrations the only way he knows how - through the miracle of radio. Written by Zach…
  • Mini Episode: Step One · 7 min · Season 4 Episode 18Forced to deal with the unique challenge of figuring out how to put on a space suit, Communications Officer Eiffel does his best to break it down into small, manageable steps…
  • Mini Episode: Adventure of a Lifetime · 6 min · Season 4 Episode 17Communications Officer Eiffel explores the far reaches of the Hephaestus, and goes on a journey like no other. Written by Zach Valenti, Sarah Shachat, and Gabriel Urbina…
  • Special Announcement: Pryce and Carter's DSSPPM and Three New Mini Episodes! · 3 min · Season 4 Episode 16It's been one year since the release of our finale episode! To commemorate the occasion, we are finally releasing the full version of Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival…
  • Episode 61: Brave New World · 2 h 11 min · Season 4 Episode 15Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains violence and the use of firearms. Listener discretion is advised. Our finale episode. Faced with a choice between finally…
  • Mission Mishaps: Happy Holidays · 13 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, entry eight. SI-5 surveillance log. Entry #CRT004. Maxwell and Jacobi try to talk their way out of a mandatory assignment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
  • Special Episode: Volte Face · 60 min · Season 4Investigative reporter Andrea Nash is having a very good day. She's flown halfway around the world on a very special assignment: an exclusive interview with Marcus Cutter, the…
  • Episode 60: Terms and Conditions · 47 min · Season 4 Episode 14Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains instances of violence and use of firearms. Listener discretion is advised. With the wayward pod successfully recovered but…
  • Mission Mishaps: No Complaints · 13 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, Entry Seven. SI-5 Surveillance Log. Entry #FRD916. Kepler and Jacobi try to keep themselves entertained during a stakeout. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
  • Episode 59: Crash and Burn · 36 min · Season 4 Episode 13Trapped with Kepler and Pryce on board a jettisoned pod from the Sol, Eiffel and Minkowski must find a way to avoid all manner of imminent death. Before too long, a delicate…
  • Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey · 15 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, Entry Six. Hephaestus Log #TRK536. Day five hundred and fifty-three. Eiffel takes the lead on cooking dinner for the crew's second Thanksgiving on the…
  • Episode 58: Quiet, Please · 37 min · Season 4 Episode 12Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains instances of violence and body horror. Listener discretion is advised. Having freed themselves from Pryce's mind control…
  • Mission Mishaps: Lights Out · 14 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, Entry Five. Hephaestus Log #WYL320. Day four hundred and eighty-seven. Eiffel reads scary stories and hears something in the dark. Hosted on Acast. See…
  • Episode 57: The Devil's Plaything · 35 min · Season 4 Episode 11Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains violence. Listener discretion is advised. Part two of two. Newly released from Pryce's mental control, Eiffel works with…
  • Episode 56: Idle Hands · 41 min · Season 4 Episode 10Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains disturbing content. Listener discretion is advised. Part one of two. With the crew brainwashed into doing their bidding and…
  • Mission Mishaps: The Veldt · 10 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, entry four. Hephaestus Log #NOL858. Day 411. Eiffel ventures into the greenhouse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about…
  • Mission Mishaps: You Want, I Solve · 11 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, entry three. Hephaestus Log #WME389. Day three-hundred and seventy-two. Eiffel encounters a stowaway. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
  • Episode 55: A Place For Everything · 40 min · Season 4 Episode 9Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains disturbing content, threats of violence, and firearms. Listener discretion is advised. Following Eiffel's sudden…
  • Mission Mishaps: The Space You're In · 13 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, Entry Two. Hephaestus Mission Log #KWE824. Day 202. Eiffel tries to avoid his daily chores around the station. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
  • Episode 54: The Watchtower · 42 min · Season 4 Episode 8Slowly floating towards Wolf 359, untethered and separated from everyone else on the crew, Officer Eiffel tries a radical approach to solving the aliens' riddle. However, it's…
  • Mission Mishaps: A Little Night Music · 16 min · Season 4Mission Mishaps, Entry One. Hephaestus Formal Complaint #ARB062. Day 510. Eiffel tries to boost the crew's morale with a bit of sonic artistry appreciation. Hosted on Acast. See…
  • Episode 53: Dirty Work · 44 min · Season 4 Episode 7This episode of Wolf 359 contains discussions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised. When Eiffel picks up signs of a transmission from deep space just hours…
  • Episode 52: Constructive Criticism · 33 min · Season 4 Episode 6Following the fiasco that was his latest attempt at radio journalism, Officer Eiffel has retreated away from the crew, working long hours by himself. Things take a turn for the…
  • Episode 51: Shut Up and Listen · 41 min · Season 4 Episode 5Space Monkey Radio proudly presents U.F.Overview: a new series that offers in-depth analysis on the possibility of alien contact, and explores the complex realities of…
  • Episode 50: The Hiccups Method · 36 min · Season 4 Episode 4It’s been a few weeks since the crew aborted repairs on the Urania, and they are no closer to figuring out how to satisfy the aliens' mysterious demands. If only they had someone…
  • Episode 49: Out of the Loop · 41 min · Season 4 Episode 3With the end of the Urania's repairs in sight, the crew is throwing all their energy into one final push. But as the finish line inches closer, Captain Lovelace begins to notice…
  • Episode 48: Theta Scenario · 38 min · Season 4 Episode 2Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains mentions of violence, death, and suicide. Listener discretion is advised. As Eiffel, Minkowski, Hera, and Lovelace try to…
  • Mini Episode 14: One of Them · 9 min · Season 4Eiffel and Minkowski listen in on a tense discussion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
  • Episode 47: Into the Depths · 46 min · Season 4 Episode 1Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains violence. Listener discretion is advised. The crew of the Hephaestus's day just got a whole lot worse. The funeral they were…
  • Special Episode: Change of Mind · 2 h 9 min · Season 4Please be advised this episode of Wolf 359 contains violence. Listener discretion is advised. Captain Lovelace, commanding officer of the U.S.S. Hephaestus Station, is not having…
  • Episode 46: Boléro · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 18As Eiffel, Minkowski, and Hera reel from the results of their mutiny, it soon becomes clear that even worse dangers might be right around the corner. With everyone's psyche in a…
  • Episode 45: Desperate Measures · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 17This episode of Wolf 359 contains gun violence. Listener discretion is advised. Part two of two. The crew desperately tries to salvage their mutiny and escape the wrath of the…
  • Episode 44: Desperate Times · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 16Part one of two. Still reeling from recent revelations, the crew plans to neutralize Colonel Kepler and the SI-5. But it's not long before different factions insist on…
  • Episode 43: Persuasion · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 15With just over a day left before the long-anticipated alien contact event, Colonel Kepler keeps the crew working overtime to get the Hephaestus ready for anything - and…
  • Episode 42: Time to Kill · 36 min · Season 3 Episode 14In order to better study the properties of an incoming solar storm, Eiffel, Lovelace, Jacobi, and Maxwell are assigned to collect data on board a small experimental module…
  • Episode 41: Memoria · 43 min · Season 3 Episode 13With Hera out of commission, Doctor Maxwell attempts a difficult reconstructive procedure on the unresponsive autopilot program. Before she can even begin, however, she will have…
  • Episode 40: Limbo · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 12While most of the crew tries to enjoy a rare moment of downtime, Doctor Maxwell discovers some previously undetected flaws in the station's systems. When her suspicions about…
  • Episode 39: All Things Considered · 29 min · Season 3 Episode 11After a technical mishap causes Jacobi's latest experimental gizmo to discharge within the Urania, a number of the SI-5's personal items are vented into space. A furious Colonel…
  • Episode 38: Happy Endings · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 10Preparations are underway to deal with the next contact anomaly from Wolf 359. But the old crew of the Hephaestus is still unsure what preparations they should make to deal with…
  • Mini Episode 13: Kansas · 12 min · Season 3Captain Warren Kepler undergoes an evaluation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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