About this podcast
An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.
Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod
Starring in alphabetical order:
Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)
Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.
All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 228 episodes
- You Should Have Been A Meat Shield: Episode 68: Chapter Four: This Mummy Needs to Unwind · 55 minThe gang explore a dangerous tomb in search of clues on the whereabouts of Father Zitembe.
- You Should Have Been A Meat Shield: Episode 68: Chapter Three: Come Here, Mushroom Boy! · 60 minThe gang look for Father Zitembe inside of a dangerous crypt.
- You Should Have Been A Meat Shield: Episode 68: Chapter Two: I'm Not Hitting Them, I'm Intimidating Them · 1 h 3 minThe gang teleport to a tiny jungle island to investigate the whereabouts of Sapphire's mentor, Father Zitembe.
- You Should Have Been A Meat Shield: Episode 68: Chapter One: This Kobold Has Grown On Me · 1 h 2 minThe group try to track Sapphire's mentor, Father Zitembe, and meet up with unexpected trouble.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 67: Chapter Four: My Jammies! · 1 h 9 minThe gang get attacked at Candlekeep Library which brings up old wounds.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 67: Chapter Three: Will We Ever Be Free of That Giant Owl B**ch · 56 minThe gang uses Candlekeep Library to find out about the disruption to the giant kingdom.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 67: Chapter Two: Between the Heaves · 59 minThe gang arrive at Candlekeep Library to begin their research into the missing giant king.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 67: Chapter One: We Don't Do Maps · 1 h 0 minSeeking information on the missing giant king, the gang head south to Candlekeep Library on the ship known as The Wave Lurker and meet a cast of strange characters.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter Four: Mystery Kobold · 39 minThe group head out on the high seas towards Candlekeep, but not is all what it seems...
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter Three: the Soggy Biscuit · 1 h 1 minThe group goes to Waterdeep to hire a boat to take them to Candlekeep Library.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter Two: Stool's Decision · 1 h 1 minThe group breaks bad news to a Dwarven King and then get on a boat to Waterdeep.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter One: The Return of the Fart Jar · 1 h 12 minThe gang returns to Gauntlegrym to give Bruenor some sad news.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter Two: I'm Feeling Neither Topsy Nor Turvy · 1 h 25 minThe gang try to escape the underdark with a new group of NPCs and a hoard of drow elves on their tail...
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter One: Stool Sample · 1 h 33 minThe group are in the Underdark, trying to rescue the warden of Revel's End, but all is not going to plan.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter 4: Don't Mention The Drow Outpost · 1 h 22 minThe gang engage in a vicious battle in the underdark against a drow prisoner outpost in order to save the kidnapped warden of Revel's End prison.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter Three: It's Been a While Since We've Had a Bucket of Excrement · 1 h 3 minThe gang go on a hunt for the warden of Revel's End, who has been kidnapped by drow elves in the underdark!
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter Two: Xorn Smells Gold · 53 minThe group finds a strange creature on their journey to save the warden of Revel's End.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 64: Chapter One: The Fart Box Clarified · 46 minThe gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an unlikely friend.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Four: Damn You, Ironballs! · 59 minThe gang heads to Gauntlegrym to help an acquaintence from the Icewind Dale's notorious Revel's End Prison.
- You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 63: Chapter Three: Don't Make Me Sneak a Pickled Egg into Your Pocket Again · 45 minThe gang head north to findd a dwarven mine called Gauntlegrym.
