You Wouldn't
by Will Gibb, Pat Clifton
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About this podcast
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 378 episodes
- Will's Birthday Bash · 54 min · Episode 378Willy G recaps his Blood on the Clocktower birthday bash. Will’s Bday Game Pat’s Weird House Inspection Pat’s Acrostic Poem Benson Boone’s Performance Sexual Awakenings Netflix…
- Ogelympics 6 · 52 min · Episode 377Ogelympics is back for its sixth edition to see if Pat can draw the series. General Knowledge Spelling Bee Guess the Rotten Tomatoes Rating 5 Second Challenge Category Auction…
- The Rambler’s For Sale · 57 min · Episode 376After a rocky relationship with his new car, Will’s Rambler is officially on the market. Selling the Rambler Jet Crash AI is F*cked Saddest Foods Body Sushi Will’s Running Maine…
- Salami Nips · 56 min · Episode 375The boys look at old chivalry tips to see if they’d hold up in today’s world. Pat’s House Search Freakout Rambler is On Lidabitabodabutt Chivalry Hotlines…
- How bad could it be? w/ Chris William · 49 min · Episode 374Chris Williams joins the pod to talk all things calories. Making Videos Childhood Starting in the Gym Simplifying Dieting The Content World Bite Bro Peptides Food as Fuel Gaming…
- Will turns into Pat · 1 h 2 min · Episode 373Wills IQ stoops to new lows, as he discovers postal drops. Rockmelon Shopping Dilemma Nothing’s Impossible Post Office Theory Roade Rage Cheaters Toothpaste Substitutes Hotlines…
- Polite Root · 1 h 0 min · Episode 372Pat has an aura loss at the circus and the boys come up with polite ways to say having sex. Circus Aura Loss Will’s Auction LA Sports Bar Centrelink Improv Polite Ways to Say…
- Back to University · 45 min · Episode 371Pat and Will are at The College at Western Sydney University. Pat and Will’s Education Journey Police Escort with the Rambler Lawyering Things We Thought Would Be a Bigger Issue…
- Girthy Rambler · 57 min · Episode 370Will has a nightmare Air BnB and bombed his comedy special. They bust myths we got told by our parents. Ogescars 2026 Theme Messina Flavours Zach Bryan Will Bombed His Comedy…
- Boober Eats · 1 h 3 min · Episode 369Will and Pat recap Will’s huge aura loss at the Hunger Games premiere. Is Amy Shark getting trolled? Hunger Games Premiere Flight Home Poem Pat’s Bali Shoes “Hey Dude” Guy Amy…
- Will wrestled a baby on his flight home · 53 min · Episode 368Will is back from America and on another rant. What sauce deserves on each meal? Will Wants to Fight A Baby Sauces Polar Bears in Antarctica House Chore Tier List Death Penalty…
- Pregnancy is hard · 48 min · Episode 367The boys reflect on the lowest lows of the campervan tour and Ash Dyke gets dropped in the Congo. Skit Club Haunted House Disney Merger Tour Troubles Ash Dyke’s in the Jungle…
- Kyle Faces His Punishment · 45 min · Episode 366Pat recaps the NRL GF, Will is at home in LA and Kyle makes a drunken promise again. Pat Went to Noah Kahan Rooster Win GF Will’s in LA Will’s New Best Friend Erewhon Rye NYC…
- Beggars Can Be Choosers · 46 min · Episode 365Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF. Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma Grand Final Vox Pop Influencer Event Improv The Rambler is Back UFC Hotlines Join…
- Orgasms in the Congo · 53 min · Episode 364Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart. Will Flying Tickets on Sale Fart Marinating Ziplock Animals You’d Fall in Love…
- Are we in the wrong industry? · 52 min · Episode 363Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark. Pat’s on the ciggies Facebook Group Flaming Will Tuna Beefing at Eastgardens Corporate…
- Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid · 1 h 7 min · Episode 362Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met. Hygiene Circ Update Liam and Tess Origin Story Impractical Jokers 5…
- Pat found himself in Bali · 1 h 4 min · Episode 361P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever. Bali Villa Tour Will’s Best Day Ever Cyclists Shit Golfers Jetstar Pat’s Bday Plans…
- Hell Day · 48 min · Episode 360Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations. AFM Applications Fairbairns Callout Cyclists House Features Blind Ranking Manyana Incident…
- Patquit Quitfton · 47 min · Episode 359Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and Bean Movie Guessing Game Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take Will’s Childhood Quiz Investment…
- Raygun and Glory Holes · 53 min · Episode 358Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes. Will’s Banking Nightmare Papua New Guinea Croc Lamp Store Pat’s a Real Estate…
- Our biggest aura loss · 52 min · Episode 357Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels. Aura Loss Centennial Park Fishing Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels Pinocchio Will Tried to Hug…
- We Are Cucks · 55 min · Episode 356Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English. Will Swearing at the Pub Steve Irwin TV Special Union Jack Free Parking Old Woman…
- Hippos Aren’t Dangerous · 59 min · Episode 355Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks. Quite and Quiet Blind Ranking Random Things White and Gold Dress Outer Banks New Season Hippos Will’s New…
- “Hey, anyone wanna dock?” · 55 min · Episode 354Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island. Who Invented Butt Chugging? Docking 56 Days Dolly Parton Nepal Disaster GTA 6 Sneak Peek Pat…
- Damage Control · 1 h 7 min · Episode 353After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL. Damage Control…
- Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History · 59 min · Episode 352The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With Me Pat’s Sleep Schedule Kissing Dogs Cunnilingus Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History Hard…
- Hot People Suck · 1 h 5 min · Episode 351Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym Era Hot People Suck TikTok Trend Of…
- Waking Up Before 9 · 48 min · Episode 350Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon Meta Meeting Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call Waking Up Early Elevator Technician Improv Macca Bay Maggots Update Hotlines…
- The Sausage Sizzle Next Door · 53 min · Episode 349Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate Agent Defence Lawyers Cannibal Neighbour 10 Most Popular Jobs Catacombs City2Surf…
- Gucci Guilty · 58 min · Episode 348Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord. Chicken Salt Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House Pats Admission The Housing Market Politics What Law Would…
- Jake Howie the Baddie · 1 h 6 min · Episode 347Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies. How Will and Jake Met Singing Jake’s Baddie Skits…
- Will’s Quadruple Chin · 1 h 0 min · Episode 346Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary. Nolan Doesn’t Have A Phone Bowral and Taree Weekends Idaho Murderer Doco Best Way to…
- Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back) · 1 h 8 min · Episode 345Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties. Pat and Will’s Bingo Card Bad Proposals Will’s Rich Dinner ANZAC Day Auction Kyle’s Favourite…
- Jumping taxis · 59 min · Episode 344Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Best restaurant Uber eats Sporting sooks…
- Afterdark and underwater · 1 h 6 min · Episode 343The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind. Hotline…
- Tinpot behaviour · 47 min · Episode 342Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Snowboarding Exs Weird Menus AFL Odyssey Join the Proper Non Povos…
- Honking L platers · 48 min · Episode 341Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline New Zealand Dating Movies Island Game L Platers Driving Join the…
- Ummays Asagnelay · 1 h 8 min · Episode 340Will gets scammed, Pat proves Will wrong. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline No Game Uber Scam Tattoos Menu List Shapes Flavours Join the Proper Non Povos…
- What a time to be alive · 53 min · Episode 339How Will would lead the Socceroos to Victory & The Pat displays elite maths. Call Hotline Here: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Origin Socceroos Raising Kids Co-ed…
- Will Got Publicly Bullied · 46 min · Episode 338Pat's finally watches Obsession. Will got bullied in public Call Hotline Here: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline New Studio Butter Boy Cookie Incident Crown…
- Ogelympics 5 · 55 min · Episode 337The ogelympics is back with a brand new general knowledge, and Pat and Will argue about wedding speeches. Reacting to Jerome Luai’s Wedding Speech Trivia Spelling Bee Guess the…
- Quiet or Quite? · 45 min · Episode 336Will is a dodgy salesman for half the episode. Best Showers Will’s New Car Michael the Salesman Character Kyle’s Europe Flight Sombr Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon…
- Three Touches I Love You · 51 min · Episode 335Pat tries to reconstruct his 3am billion dollar box office move idea. Will is a passive aggressive restaurant server. Three Touches Toy Story 5 Restaurant Improv Sydney Show…
- Thailand Steals Our Producer · 41 min · Episode 334Something has happened with our producer… The boys breakdown their top 15 female artists. FM Radio Japanese Restaurants Olivia’s All Female Festival Calling Max the New Producer…
- Onchraproneureal · 59 min · Episode 333Pat breaks down his entrepreneurship past, and Will watched Toy Story 5. Toy Story 5 Michael Jackson Documentary Getting Frustrated in an Uber Pigeon in the Studio Pat’s…
- Joe Bird is a Movie Star (Leviticus) · 53 min · Episode 332First Sunday guest ep is here and it’s big. Joe Bird has finally made his return to give his Oscars speech for his new movie Leviticus. Reviews Olivia Rodrigo Prank Stunts…
- Byron Bay Portal · 49 min · Episode 331SYDNEY SHOW NEXT WEEK!! The boys are officially off the road, recapping the jam-packed campervan tour. Will wants to f*** his yoghurt. We’re The Spillers Wrapped Yoghurt Byron…
- You Would w/ Jeremy Gibb · 48 min · Episode 330The most requested guest is back for a tell-all from the Bowral family home. Introduction Horses Will’s Love Life Autistic Traits Mock Interview Soccer World Cup Favourite…
- Epoofany · 44 min · Episode 329‘We’re the Spillers’ tour has started. The boys are on their last night of freedom before going 8 days straight in the camprvan. Hurricanes Byron Bay Serial Killer Will’s…
