Recovery Mode

• Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
• Buff Hutts, discussed
• What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
• Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
• Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
• Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
• Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
• Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
• Tobacco companies: call us
• Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
• The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
• Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
• Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
• Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
• Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
• Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz