About this podcast
The World's Only Competitive Advice Podcast.
We're here to help, but mostly just fight. Get ad-free episodes and bonus content at patreon.com/grawlixsaves.
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About Us:
• The Grawlix: Adam, Ben and Andrew have been performing standup and sketch comedy as a trio for 20 years. Their self-titled monthly live standup comedy show, The Grawlix, is one of the longest running and most respected indie showcases in the United States. They created, wrote, and starred in TruTV’s scripted comedy series Those Who Can’t for three seasons. Collectively they were named one of Variety’s Top 10 Comics to Watch. For the last five years, the boys hosted The Grawlix Saves the World, a comedy podcast about self improvement that received accolades from the Denver Post, Huffington Post, Lifehacker and more. They are lifelong friends, self-proclaimed experts in everything and “practically doctors,” a claim that will almost certainly get them sued one day.
• Ben Roy has released five standup albums and his standup special, HYENA (streaming on Hulu), was named one of NPR’s top comedy specials of 2023. He is national touring headliner who has performed at countless comedy festivals, including Montreal’s Just for Laughs and South by Southwest, and his standup and acting has been featured on HBO’s Funny as Hell series, numerous Comedy Central shows, and TruTV’s Talk Show The Game Show.
• Adam Cayton-Holland has released six comedy albums and a 30-minute special on Comedy Central. His latest special, Wallpaper, is currently streaming on Hulu. He has made multiple appearances on CONAN, The Late Late Show with James Corden, and numerous comedy festivals. He also recently adapted his award-winning memoir, Tragedy Plus Time, into the feature film See You When I See You, which is currently in post-production.
• Andrew Orvedahl has released three albums and his special, Doom Math, is currently available on Amazon Prime and Apple TV. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and several comedy festivals, including Montreal’s Just for Laughs, Bridgetown, SXSW, and the Great American Comedy Festival.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 264 episodes
- 'Goyle, Interrupted · 52 minTODAY'S QUESTION: Hello Grawlix Three -A few years ago, my family and I bought a perfect gargoyle decoration for Halloween. It had a menacing, but cute face, and it was the…
- Her Picture On The Wall · 1 h 4 min · Season 2 Episode 38TODAY'S QUESTION: Hello Boys (with a “Z”)! Long time writer, first time listener. My partner with whom I am in a serious relationship, has asked me to move in with him. This is…
- Kink Justice: We Made Spicy Content. Now The Client Won’t Pay. · 1 h 7 min · Season 2 Episode 37TODAY'S QUESTION Dearest docs, With the biggest c*cks, May i slide my question in your collective Advice box? My partner and I, Falling into the starving artists troupe, my…
- Mater Gator's Squirrel Invader · 1 h 1 min · Season 2 Episode 36TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear Ben, Andrew, and Adam, Squirrels keep stealing tomatoes from my garden. I've tried nets, metal screens, chili powder. A motion-activated noise thingy…
- Desperately Dinking Susan · 1 h 12 min · Season 2 Episode 35TODAY'S QUESTION Long time listener, first time writer. How can I pick up a guy at the pickleball courts? (Or anywhere out in the wild for that matter?) I grew up in the…
- Family Lies: My Sister Moved To Town And Wants To Hang Out All The Time · 1 h 7 min · Season 2 Episode 34TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest GrawDogs, I moved to Denver in 2011 (it seems like Producer Ron™ loves your Denver-specific riffs, so I’ll just mention that my first apartment was at…
- Ding-Dong Disaster · 1 h 15 min · Season 2 Episode 33TODAY'S QUESTION: Gentlemen Fighters, My family and I are having a challenging time out here in the burbs of Denver. For the past 2 years we have had fairly consistent…
- Barbin' For Apples · 1 h 6 min · Season 2 Episode 32TODAY'S QUESTION: Me and 4 of my great friends all have mothers or mothers-in-law named "Barb." Please let us know the best way to commemorate our friendship with your best…
- Leap of Reiki: Should I Bankroll My Wife's Energy-Healing Business? · 1 h 5 min · Season 2 Episode 31TODAY'S QUESTION: To my favorite trio of advice professionals, I have been with my wife for ten years and married for six years. I love her dearly and try to make sure I always…
- You Can Do It All — And That's The Problem · 1 h 2 min · Season 2 Episode 30TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest Ben and remaining two talentless dinks, I am seeking advice that is of the utmost importance. I am known about my city as a scorching hot standup…
- Lay Off My Polycule · 1 h 11 min · Season 2 Episode 29TODAY'S QUESTION: Greetings esteemed fighters, I'm a 29 year old woman living in the big city for the first time. I've been so lucky to meet a lot of wonderful people, and in…
- You're Always Late. Here's How To Fix It. · 1 h 9 min · Season 2 Episode 28TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear two stupid idiots, I am late for everything. It doesn't matter how much I prepare or how I schedule my day, I am just late for everything. It drives me…
- The Repentant Heckler · 1 h 4 min · Season 2 Episode 27TODAY'S QUESTION Dearest boys, I love you and appreciate you equally.I am seeking advice as how I might get Adam to forgive me.My mother and I were at Mississippi Studios in…
- Scrupulous Lothario: Advice For A Teenager's First Date Dinner · 1 h 6 min · Season 2 Episode 26TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear the grawlix my dad is a big fan I'm a freshman in high school and going on my first date I said I would cook dinner but don't actually know how to cook…
- Friends or Future: Should I Ditch My Friends For A Dream Job? · 1 h 0 min · Season 2 Episode 25TODAY'S QUESTION: Hi Fellas, My group of friends from high school wanted to rent a house for a week by a lake and relive our glory days. I was the most enthusiastic when…
- Cheating Heart: His Secret Instagram Just Ruined Everything · 1 h 7 min · Season 2 Episode 24What to do when you discover your partner’s secret Instagram account. TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear Ben, Andrew, and Adam, You know how Instagram recommends new people to follow? Well…
- Leftist Auntie vs. MAGA Grandpa · 1 h 6 min · Season 2 Episode 23TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear esteemed Grawlix bois, My almost 2-year-old nephew is obsessed with his Fox-News-loving grandpa (my dad). As the radical leftist auntie, this really…
- Hey, How's Your Little Butt? · 1 h 5 minTODAY'S QUESTION Dear Grawlix,I'm hoping you can give me some advice. My wife and I are in our early to mid 40s, and over the last 1 to 2 years, my wife's libido has gone…
- Divorcin' Cousins · 1 h 6 min · Season 2 Episode 20TODAY'S QUESTION Hey guys, Big fan but never thought I'd need advice. I just found out that my cousin is divorcing her husband. He's my best friend. I introduced them. I was…
- Ugly Fan · 59 min · Season 2 Episode 20In honor of Adam's birthday, we're addressing this ridiculous question. TODAY'S QUESTION Dear Handsome Doctors: I listen to a podcast every week that I really love. It has 3…
