Binchtopia
by Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
The Kimulacra w/ Kardashian Kolloquium
About this podcast
If Plato and Aristotle had internet addictions and knew what "gaslighting" was, they'd probably make this podcast. Hosts Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through our current cultural hellscape, share sociological and psychological perspectives on pop culture, and deconstruct everything you've ever loved. Come have a laugh with us through the end times of late stage capitalism!
Episodes
The newest 50 of 289 episodes
- The Kimulacra w/ Kardashian Kolloquium · 1 h 38 minThis week, Julia is joined by MJ Corey, aka Kardashian Kolloquium and author of Dekonstructing the Kardashians. Together the girlies unpack America's most powerful matriarchy…
- What the Hell Sure NEWS *Extended Teaser* (w/ video) · 22 minWhat the Hell Sure, NEWS is our monthly news show, where Julia and Nick recap the stories that made us say, what the hell, sure! The show is available to our Bestie Vibes Only…
- The Paranormal Therapists Department w/ Dr. Jack Keefe · 1 h 36 minThis week, Julia is joined by Dr. Jack Keefe to explore parapsychology, psychic phenomena, and the mysteries of human consciousness. From ancient oracles and telepaths to…
- Test Your F**king Lettuce Guys · 1 h 49 minIs our food getting shittier, literally? Join Julia and Nick as they conduct an investigation into the complicated and deeply gross history of food safety. From murderous milk…
- The Mother Load · 1 h 45 minIn the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy trial, Julia and Eliza lock in for an investigation of the postpartum period, exploring the seismic changes that happen to your brain and…
- The Episode of Unfathomable Healing *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON* · 1 h 9 minBinchtopia is on a little post-tour vacation this week, so we're releasing this healing episode from the vault
- Situationships of Yore w/ Carina Hsieh · 49 minJulia is joined by Carina Hsieh, Deputy Features Editor at Women's Health and the writer widely credited with inventing the term "situationship," to revisit the term's origins…
- Looking Death Right in the Eye w/ Sarah Doumar · 1 h 21 minJulia is joined by bestina and hospital chaplain Sarah Doumar to confront the only thing we are unfortunately promised in this lifetime: death. Together the girlies deconstruct…
- Does Anyone Know If We Have Flop Tomorrow? *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON* · 1 h 15 minJulia and Nick explore the dark side of shaking up your life — because sometimes, the shake TAKETH! From accidental military enlistment to having a warrant out for your arrest…
- I Got a Grok in My 'Rari w/ Dr. Jack Keefe · 1 h 17 minChat, are we cooked? Julia is joined by friend and mentor Dr. Jack Keefe to explore the ongoing epidemic of AI psychosis and the dire consequences of having a sycophant in our…
- God, Air, and the Internet w/ Mackenzie Thomas · 1 h 20 minThis week, Julia is joined by artist and writer Mackenzie Thomas to discuss the beautiful and humiliating archive of the self. They revisit adolescent diary entries, being…
- Seeking God at the Revolve Tent w/ Allegra Chapman · 1 h 39 minThis week, Julia is joined by Allegra to investigate the enduring, mythical appeal of the music festival. From medieval carnivals to Woodstock, and Coachella brand trips to FYRE…
- A Big Announcement... · 2 minFind tickets for the Shake Up Your Life Tour at https://binchtopia.com/tour
- Dark Lesbidemia w/ Aliza Jay · 1 h 26 minIn honor of Pride Month, Binchtopia's lesbian correspondent Aliza joins Julia to open the loveline for exclusively sapphic dilemmas. Together, the girlies address lesbian horrors…
- The Ancient Art of Being Woman'd · 1 h 31 minJulia and Eliza reconvene for a long-overdue Girlboss Summit where they discuss two iconic indigenous women who survived by any means necessary: La Malinche and Sacagawea…
- Does Anyone Know If We Have Flop Tomorrow? *TEASER* · 8 minJulia and Nick explore the dark side of shaking up your life — because sometimes, the shake TAKETH! From accidental military enlistment to having a warrant out for your arrest…
- But Mama, He's Mormon · 1 h 7 minJulia is back with another solo episode to address some of your most pressing dilemmas: Should I convert to Mormonism for a man? Is beefing with my therapist warranted? Can I…
- And You Did It at My Paddock! w/ Nick & Chase *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON* · 1 h 15 minJulia is joined by cacklers Nick and Chase for their very first venture into the cursed depths of Reddit's Am I The Asshole. Horrors include: a husband's mysterious gaycation to…
- My Water Broke, Call the MUA! w/ Nick & Chase *TEASER* · 6 minJulia is joined by cacklers Nick and Chase for another descent into Am I The Asshole and your IDGAF workplace moments. Essential questions include: can I neuter my neighbor's cat…
- Enshitted on 'Em · 1 h 30 minIs everything getting worse? Well, yes! Julia and Nick break down enshittification, planned obsolescence, and the long history of things being made worse on purpose. From…
- Everything is Reagan's Fault · 1 h 48 minJulia and Eliza finally confront the question: is Ronald Reagan responsible for all the world's evils? To investigate, the girlies delve into Reaganomics, the groundbreaking idea…
- The Episode of Unfathomable Healing *TEASER* · 5 minJoin Julia and Nick in the desert at sunset as they recap the shrooms trip that finally healed them. Digressions include having extreme horse experience, society carrying the…
- Eau de Binch w/ Roxy Jamin · 1 h 42 minIn this episode, Roxy returns to the pod to help Julia explore the fascinating history of scent: from ancient Greek perfumers on Aphrodite's island to Abercrombie cologne cloud…
- Bad Book Club: The Tradwife Manifesto *TEASER* · 9 minIn this installment of Bad Book Club, Julia and Eliza read the sacred word of Lori Alexander, aka The Transformed Wife, who walked so all trad wife influencers could run. The…
- I Lived Bitch! w/ Ellie Schnitt · 1 h 30 minJulia is joined by bestie of the pod Ellie Schnitt to dissect the organ transplant industrial complex (figuratively)! Ellie lends her expertise as the proud owner of a gently…
- Don't Binch and Drive *TEASER* · 6 minJulia and beautiful Nick are reunited at last for a truly chaotic stoned episode. The bestinas address the alarming number of binchies who have gotten into car accidents while…
- Make It or Break Down w/ Allegra Chapman · 1 h 29 minIn the final installment of Binchtopia's two-part reality TV series, Allegra returns to dissect the inner workings behind the spectacle. The girlies unpack the psychological…
- Ranking Reality TV's Finest w/ Allegra Chapman *TEASER* · 7 minIn honor of Binchtopia's recent foray into the world of unscripted television, Allegra is back in the stu for an essential and necessary exercise: ranking the most iconic reality…
- Julia's Valentine Hotline · 1 h 12 minFor the 2026 Valentine Hotline, Julia picks up the phone solo to hear binchies' love queries and offer advice to lonely hearts. Essential questions include: What if my partner is…
- Bad Book Club: Diva Down! *TEASER* · 8 minJulia and Eliza team up for another bad book club episode in which they review Colleen Hoover's newest work of experimental autofiction: Woman Down. In a suspenseful story that…
- Realness, On Demand! w/ Allegra Chapman · 1 h 24 minIn the first episode of a two-part series, Julia is joined by Binchtopia favorite Allegra Chapman to lovingly dissect the mind-bending genre of reality TV. The girlies trace its…
- And You Did It at My Paddock w/ Nick & Chase *TEASER* · 5 minJulia is joined by cacklers Nick and Chase for their very first venture into the cursed depths of Reddit's Am I The Asshole. Horrors include: a husband's mysterious gaycation to…
- The Great Resolution Delusion w/ Aliza Jay · 1 h 21 minIn the first episode of the new year, Julia is joined by Jewish Aliza to interrogate the concept of New Year's Resolutions. The girlies put on their therapist hats to explore the…
- The Body Keeps the Shake *UNLOCKED FROM PATREON* · 1 h 15 minHappy New Year, binchies!! In case you're looking to shake up ya life in 2026, we're releasing this formerly Patreon-only episode onto the main feed! Join Julia and Nick as they…
- The 2025 Pop Culture Recap: WE NEEDED THIS! · 1 h 19 minIn the final episode of the year, Julia and Nick deliver our annual pop culture recap, revisiting the most absurd moments of 2025, including Hawk Tuah insisting she did a Zoom in…
- Lemme Ruin Christmas *TEASER* · 6 minThis week Julia and Nick bring you a holiday horrors episode full of festive chaos! They unpack their own holiday traditions and react to cursed listener stories including a dad…
- God Forbid We Linger · 1 h 25 minJulia and Eliza are back in the stu for a deep dive into hostile architecture, unpacking the spikes, slopes, bars, and billion-dollar "design choices" that quietly shape our…
- Julia's Fireside Chat *TEASER* · 4 minJulia cozies up in her childhood bedroom for her first-ever solo episode, providing a little life update from the trenches of her PhD program and giving the binchies some sage…
- Against The Big Light w/ Roxy Jamin · 1 h 21 minJulia is joined by artist and candlelight devotee Roxy Jamin for an illuminating episode examining The Big Light. Together, the girlies explore how modern LED lighting and the…
- Going Feast Mode *TEASER* · 8 minIn this truly chaotic Thanksgiving-themed episode, Julia and Nick celebrate the holiday the only way that makes sense: unpacking the LIES and encasing everything in jello. Course…
- DIYers Make Do w/ Nick Garros · 1 h 25 minReporting live from the newly DIY'ed stu, Julia is joined by beautiful Nick, the king of DIY, to chart the chaotic history of "doing it yourself." From ancient Greeks assembling…
- Dear Binchie w/ Eli Rallo *TEASER* · 8 minThis week, Julia is joined by internet advicestress Eli Rallo to chart the history of the advice column. From Victorian agony aunts to the iconic twin-sister rivals Ann Landers…
- So There's This Curse... w/ Nick Garros · 1 h 22 minBOO! It's time for another binchtacular Halloween episode! Join Julia and Nick in costume as they explore humanity's pettiest tradition: CURSES! From blighted crops and ancient…
- Grad School Is a Masochistic Act w/ Aliza Jay *TEASER* · 8 minIn a long-awaited episode, Julia is joined by her PhD bestina Jewish Aliza for a multifaceted discussion about mental illness, psychology programs, and the hell of grad school…
- Who Up Quantifying the Self? · 1 h 18 minThis week on Binchtopia, Eliza returns from her off-grid era to dive into the history and evolution of body technology, from ancient tracking rituals to Silicon Valley's…
- Tap to Joust w/ Nick Garros *TEASER* · 6 minVenture forth with Julia and beautiful Lady Garros on their noble quest to the Renaissance Faire, where Nick donned a full chest plate and even the turkey legs demanded a tithe…
- The Crisis of Despair w/ P.E. Moskowitz · 56 minJulia is joined by genius mind P.E. Moskowitz for a conversation about their new memoir Breaking Awake, which chronicles the mental breakdown that drove them to experiment with…
- That's Doll, Folks w/ Allegra Chapman *TEASER* · 7 minJulia is joined by Binchtopia favorite Allegra Chapman to explore the delightful world of DOLLS! From Sonny Angels to Blythe, Madame Alexander to Barbie, Allegra lends her…
- Cut to the Chaste w/ Michaela Okland · 1 h 18 minJulia is joined by bestie of the pod Michaela Okland to explore the practice of chosen celibacy, from its ancient history to its resurgence in modern culture. The girlies share…
- Your Episode, M'Lord w/ Nick Garros *TEASER* · 6 minJoin Julia and beautiful Nick as they recap their arduous journey to Medieval Times, unpacking the show's unintelligible plot, the vibeless knights of dubious talents and the…







