Bitch Fest with Joseph Tito
by Joseph Tito
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You Said It Would Be Fun
You Said It Would Be Fun
About this podcast
Gay dad of twin girls, bestselling author, and a menace with a microphone. Joseph Tito rants about the bullshit we all put up with: the school that lost its funding, the politician who deleted the comment, the grocery store shrinking your yogurt. He's usually implicated. He's always loud. New episodes every Monday. Got a mess of your own? Send it to [email protected]. This is Joseph Tito, and I bitch so you don't have to.
Episodes
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- You Said It Would Be Fun · 10 min · Episode 26You've said it. Don't lie to me. You've looked at someone who loves you and said, "It'll take five minutes." I said it to my husband. Frank has a very serious corporate job. I…
- The Delete Button & The Audacity · 12 min · Episode 28I would like to begin by being gracious about the election result. Unfortunately, you've downloaded the wrong podcast. Angela Saggese lost the Ward 1 council race in Vaughan. The…
- The Baby With No Teeth & The Candy Thief · 8 min · Episode 25There's a four-month-old pumpkin on my porch. No teeth. Her mother is holding out a pillowcase. Ma'am, that baby can't eat a Coffee Crisp. That's your candy. Take two. No letter…
- The Parking App & The Convenience Fee · 8 min · Episode 24The sign says pay by app. There's a machine right there. It's got a garbage bag over its head like it's being kidnapped. No letter this week. This one's mine. I want somebody to…
- Everything I Hate About Social Media · 15 min · Episode 18Nine years on social media. Two hundred thousand followers, mostly women, mostly moms, almost no gay men. Joseph has thoughts about that, and about the other seventy percent of…
- The Angel Defense & The Bike Rack · 14 min · Episode 23There's one at every school. She parks in the fire lane like it was built for her. Her daughter is an angel. Just ask her. In the office. At full volume. Last week I asked you…
- The Plate Pusher & The Day Thief · 11 min · Episode 20A guest who brings her own dish, eats only that, and pulls a face at yours. So the host sends her home with a doggy bag of the food she wouldn't eat. A mother-in-law who has…
- The Shrink Ray & The Loyalty Leash · 9 min · Episode 22I opened a bag of chips on Saturday and it exhaled. Half air. And on the front, in a little yellow starburst, it said NEW LOOK. Girl, the look is the same. There's just less of…
- The Teacher Code & The Summers-Off Steve · 11 min · Episode 19What your kid's teacher legally can't tell you about the classroom. A five-year-old told his teacher he was going to rip her face off and eat it. She said, "Do you want salt…
- The Class Shuffle & The Budget Bastards · 12 min · Episode 21What actually happens when a school loses funding: one secretary, two schools, and the parent who yelled at the wrong person. Three weeks into the school year I got an email…
- The Self-Checkout Cop · 12 min · Episode 17A woman writes in about a husband who has appointed himself Head of Loss Prevention for their marriage. He supervises her at the self-checkout. He audits the grocery bill. He…
- The Chronic Canceller & The Red Heart Emoji · 11 min · Episode 16Priya has a best friend who has cancelled on her eleven times this year. Eleven. Not in a lifetime — since January. The text lands about ninety minutes before, and it always says…
- The Tech-Support Warden & The Concerned Committee · 11 min · Episode 15A friend texted Joseph in the middle of recording to say that getting old is a bitch. Not the knees. Not the back. The lecturing. Her kids are in their thirties. She is not old —…
- The Guilt-Trip Artist & The Family Martyr · 16 min · Episode 14Two performers, one family. The guilt-trip artist, who never asks for anything directly because a sigh does the work of a sentence. And the family martyr, who does everything for…
- Your Daughter Wouldn’t Enjoy It · 16 min · Episode 13Kelsey from Cleveland writes in because her seven-year-old daughter was the only child in her entire class not invited to a birthday party. The only one. When she asked the other…
- BONUS: The Christmas Creep & The Pumpkin Spice Gina · 10 minA bonus one, because this could not wait until December. Or October. Or whenever we have all agreed the year is allowed to start. It is September. Joseph is in Costco on Highway…
- Oh, Is This White? · 10 min · Episode 12A bride writes in about a guest who arrived at her wedding in a floor-length white dress and then said, out loud, to her face: "oh, is this white?" Girl. You bought it. You…
- Haha · 10 min · Episode 11You share a promotion. Haha. You share a diagnosis. Haha. You share funeral details. Haha. A listener signing off as Left On Haha writes in about Nadia, who has one response to…
- Eleven Years of Forgetting Her Wallet · 10 min · Episode 10Eleven years. Eleven years of dinners, brunches and group trips, and Christine has never once had her wallet on her. Not lost it. Just never had it. A listener signing off as…
- Four Inches From Losing It · 10 min · Episode 9A woman writes in about her neighbour Lorraine, who came out with string and stakes to measure the property line. Four inches. Four. Joseph gets into the particular madness of…
