Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad
by My Cousin Vlad
Latest episode
Episode 316: Put A Chip In Your Head!
Episode 316: Put A Chip In Your Head!
About this podcast
My Cousin Vlad sits down weekly to go down rabbit holes like Vladice In Wonderland, ponder life like Vladistotle and take Questions from Vladiators. The opening Weekly Wogologue takes turns from culture, family, friends, news and random thoughts.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 318 episodes
- Episode 316: Put A Chip In Your Head! · 1 h 1 min · Episode 316Vlad smashes through your very likely futuristic reality, putting a chip in your head, gay cocaine cowboys, taking the kids back to the 90s for one day & the new generation and…
- Episode 315: Ah Well, Sucked In! · 1 h 11 min · Episode 315Vlad rants on the entry into technological dystopia, the spirit of St George, how we all are sucked in to our own mistakes, Halloween drinking with local Dads, how the blind…
- Episode 314: QR Code Cafe Crash Out! · 1 h 11 minVlad returns and talks about the International Tour, ends up in hospital, discusses old school music & crashes out over QR Code cafes! DNA DISTILLERY (AWARD WINNING RAKIJA)…
- Episode 313: What Actually Matters? · 58 min · Episode 313Vlad enters the chamber of truth, rips apart laziness and the seven deadly sins, the communist vs capitalist mindset, being a never-ending consumer and cog in the system & what…
- Episode 312: The European Lifestyle is Dead · 1 h 11 min · Episode 312Vlad tells what happened in Europe, being cursed by an Arab witch named Wafa, learning the local lifestyle of Europe and how Australia is a country that cannot be like Europe…
- Episode 311: Balkan State of Mind · 54 min · Episode 311Vlad sips a rakija in the Balkans and rants on the Eastern Europe lifestyle, being on national TV, not knowing how to speak the language, being laughed at & getting massaged by…
- Episode 310: Aussies Drinking Rakija with Wogs · 1 h 13 min · Episode 310Vlad rants about nut allergies in children, working with Gen Z, lifes changing experiences, nightmare dating dinners, living gluten free & Aussies drinking rakija with ethnics…
- Episode 309: Get Robbed & Die Crying · 46 min · Episode 309Vlad unleashes on the state of affairs here in Australia, from being robbed by illegal immigrants, to the ATO taking more than enough, to the laws rewarding the criminals. Its a…
- Episode 308: The Odyssey · 1 h 9 min · Episode 308Vlad chats about why men need to conquer and destroy, the Vlad Movie Review of The Odyssey, the things you wont care about on your death bed & why we need a warlord to leave us…
- Episode 307: Drake, Lena The Plug & Butter Menthols · 1 h 9 min · Episode 307Vlad rants about butter menthols, how Drake takes on 20 gangas in a dating scheme, Dragan from Brighton-Le-Sands can't find love, balancing the chaos & having AI replace your…
- Episode 306: Give Them a Range Rover! · 1 h 10 min · Episode 306Vlad goes down the rabbit hole of consumerism, Range Rovers campaign that drives him mad, Mongolians that are eating lunch on the highway, skiing in Australia and why money can…
- Episode 305: Is This Culture? · 1 h 0 min · Episode 305Vlad rants on herd mentality, the downfall to open mindedness, being stabbed by a loser, being a loser, avoiding the trap of losers and being trapped in the culture. DNA…
- Episode 304: The World is a Conspiracy · 1 h 20 min · Episode 304Vlad goes down the conspiracy rabbit hole, how the World Cup was completely fixed and predetermined, how his Mrs remembers events predating his birth, getting dumped by your…
- Episode 303: The Tyre Exploded Off The Car · 1 h 10 min · Episode 303Vlad cheats death as his tyre explodes off his car on the highway with the family, keeping all feelings down in his balls, meeting Sean & Sam the tow truck drivers, working with…
- Episode 302: That Time I Split my Pants While Freeballing · 57 min · Episode 302Vlad goes down the rabbit hole to birthday parties where he doesn't want to talk to strangers, negotiating with the wife, guys that act super rich, spending money on family that…
- Episode 301: Give a Man $100,000,000 · 46 min · Episode 301Vlad rants on the lifestyle after getting $100,000,000 - arguing with the Mrs, raising kids in 2026, trying to find some peace and balance, how to be a frugal ethnic by saving on…
- Episode 300: THE BIG 300 feat. The Mrs Pty Ltd & The Vladiators · 1 h 55 min · Episode 300300 episodes of the podcast! A massive episode featuring a chat with the Mrs Pty Ltd, my Dad, Svet, Carlo Sooshi Mango & many many more! Sit back and crank it up! DNA DISTILLERY…
- Episode 299: How To Humble Yourself · 54 min · Episode 299Vlad rants about the UFC White House fight, how to humble yourself little bit, Ilia Topturo Vs Gayki, crashing 1990s birthday parties and how long until the end of civilisation…
- Episode 298: Coke Influencers · 59 min · Episode 298Vlad rants on bombing in front of 300 balkans, coke influencers that are hiding something, raising a daughter and what his grandfather said about women. DNA DISTILLERY (AWARD…
- Episode 297: Tomato Sauce, Perfume Shops & Losing with Dignity · 1 h 4 min · Episode 297Vlad goes deep on bakeries, walking into these new perfume shops, reliving an unconscious life, getting no rewards from work & how Aussies end up married to Wogs. DNA DISTILLERY…
- Episode 296: Get Up! Work! · 59 min · Episode 296Vlad doesn't feel relaxed while relaxing being raised by Wog parents, goes to BrisVegas, goes through the period of life that changed him and answers some Vladiator questions…
- Episode 295: Why is Everyone Filming Everyone!? · 59 min · Episode 295What the fk is happening with all the filming? Vlad snaps about people filming everything without consent, family luncheons that go good? Working with your Dad and a long sermon…
- Episode 294: Saturday Night in 2002 · 1 h 4 min · Episode 294Vlad wraps over a beat showcasing a Saturday night in 2002 with the balkan boys, talks about Gen Z being sober but tweaking hard, people getting married and starting families…
- Episode 293: The Age of the Unwise · 57 min · Episode 293Vlad rants on wisdom, why there isn't any and why no one cares that it's gone, drifts through his periods of life from 18 until today and battles the Imposter Syndrome. DNA…
- Episode 292: All Good! Lets Keep Going! · 54 min · Episode 292Vlad talks about small talk to other fathers, a mindset of acceptance and apathy and keeping it moving, going to the bank in the 90s VS now and why partying was the biggest…
- Episode 291: Thoughts on Mental Health · 1 h 6 min · Episode 291Vlad uncovers mental health issues and gets lost on both sides of the argument, talks about anxiety, perspectives vs diagnosis, life in different countries and trying to get…
- Episode 290: All Head, No Body · 1 h 4 min · Episode 290Vlad rants about being totally spun out, why good looking guys are single, whether we are to blame for everything, gaining perspective outside your algorithm and getting more…
- Episode 289: Doomscrolling in the Duplex · 1 h 14 min · Episode 289Vlad moves into the duplex, doom scrolls the demons of the culture, talks about false prophets, Peruvians and the most annoying wog stereotype. DNA DISTILLERY (AWARD WINNING…
- Episode 288: The Birth of a Son · 1 h 18 min · Episode 288Vlad reveals some beautiful news, relives the operating theatre, talks about nosy people asking questions, some favourite music & how women can help guys be better at chatting to…
- Episode 287: Your Mrs....The Catastropha! · 1 h 11 min · Episode 287Vlad rants on the busiest period of his life, dealing with tunnel visioned wogs, deep insecurity, dating in Sydney in 2026, cancelling a show and how to tell your mate his Mrs is…
- Episode 286: Bitten by a Snake 🐍 · 51 min · Episode 286Vlad rambles about giving out free stuff, Wogs and how they treat threats, how Aussies love a venomous animal, keeping kids at home until they are social retards and more! DNA…
- Episode 285: Make Your Grandparents Proud · 58 min · Episode 285Vlad spirals about politics, being a part of a community, bringing his own equipment to a live show, making his grandfather proud & why our fathers need to interfere in…
- Episode 284: The Arrogance of Europeans · 1 h 3 min · Episode 284Vlad lets loose on the loss of reality, reads a poem he found on Instagram, talks about getting over an Ex and getting back on the field, is Jim Carrey not a person anymore & the…
- Episode 283: Wog Strippers · 1 h 15 min · Episode 283Vlad goes cunty after eating a steak, talks about Bucks parties of the 2000s VS now, his first car, Wogs battling neighbours about 10mm of fence line & fasting publicly in 2026…
- Episode 282: Scary Monsters · 53 min · Episode 282Vlad goes well down the rabbit hole into Conspiracy Land, gets his mind bent by the cock gobbling monsters of the underworld, prays that this is all a joke, wonders about how to…
- Episode 281: Wet'n'Wild WhatsApp · 1 h 9 min · Episode 281Vlad reads out about Persistence, gets his phone ransacked and audited by his Mrs while he is on a slide at Wet'n'Wild, talks to CK & AC live on air, rants on being completely…
- Episode 280: Flicked in the Balls (Publicly) · 1 h 11 min · Episode 280Vlad gets flicked in the balls publicly, breaks down the various characters in a group of males, tries to help a 36 year old find a Mrs, predicts the future is rife with drug…
- Episode 279: The Dream Li(f)e · 1 h 6 min · Episode 279Vlad snaps about protesting, rallies, Australia Day, living in a simulation, the life our great grandparents lived, following your dream vs the life you hate, DNA DISTILLERY…
- Episode 278: A Punch Up in a Bakery · 1 h 4 min · Episode 278Vlad rants about the delusional dedication and loyalty that men undertake in the growth and keeping of a Moustache, why women are less loyal than men, mistakes you make in your…
- Episode 277: Sex Talk at a Funeral · 59 min · Episode 277Vlad lives in a dystopian reality of deception, gets told a lot of inappropriate info by his uncle at a funeral, losing trust in all people, how to open a business in 2026 &…
- Episode 276: NYE Wog Beach Party · 1 h 4 min · Episode 276Vlad rants on regional racism, NYE Wog Charcoal Cookout, Aussies favourite 4WD, eating Cheezels, his favourite car ever & how much money is enough in 2026! DNA DISTILLERY (AWARD…
- Episode 275: Life Lessons in 2025 · 1 h 9 min · Episode 275Happy New Year 🥳 to all, Vlad records from an Air BNB on holiday and rants on togetherness, eating animal organs, ADHD children, answering the hard questions & the biggest lesson…
- Episode 274: 🎅🏼 The 2025 Christmas Special 🎄 · 1 h 4 min · Episode 274Merry Christmas ya lovely Vladiators! Vlad rants about Christmas, old times, arguing with the problematic family member, what to ask from Santa and why this time of year needs to…
- Episode 273: Unplug Yourself · 1 h 2 min · Episode 273Vlad spits on the Bondi killers, rants on religious and political psychosis, gives tips on asking a woman on a date & travels back to meet Jesus to help him fix his elbow. DNA…
- Episode 272: Total Spin Out · 1 h 4 min · Episode 272Vlad spins out in the opening Wogologue about descending into the dystopian future due to being bitchified by technology, accepting the robot takeover, breaking down the reality…
- Episode 271: Living With Crocodiles 🐊 · 56 min · Episode 271Vlad gets dragged in the swamps by the crocodiles, ponders whether to become one himself, searches for the reason to why people try to die at their bucks parties and gets…
- Episode 270: The Can Do Man · 59 min · Episode 270Vlad CAN DO snaps about the general malaise of modern workers, the minimum work workforce, batting off a tradie to finish your job, dealing with nosy people & the nightmare of a…
- Episode 269: Hand Crushing Uncles · 1 h 2 min · Episode 269Vlad rants on about reinvigorating ethnic festivals to inject some culture back into the husk of a city Sydney has become, getting his hand crushed by a wog at a park, sliding on…
- Episode 268: The Power of the V · 58 min · Episode 268Vlad rants about yelling at home, clean freak wogs, the power of the vadge VS the power of the D and having a conversation with my grandfather about they/them! DNA DISTILLERY…
- Episode 267: Laughing in Hell · 1 h 1 min · Episode 267Vlad goes through hell to grow (apparently), rants on the tests that are being thrown at him and the family, dropping friends in life, the carnivore pellet droppers & the 2…
